Not detained, taken to jail.

Was it a srs or small offense?

Once, I got a little mouthy with a female officer after too much alcohol and red bull.

zero

i was under a CID investigation for like 9 months which is probably worse tho but i got out scot free under inability to convict under self incrimination

Once, disorderly conduct, during my drinking and partying days.

None. I've been detained, also given a citation for being in a bar with a fake ID when I was underage, but never arrested.

Zero

never been arrested crew

Like 4 times

Have been in and out of prison since 18

31 now

Can’t even count the number of times I’ve been arrested lol

three

Jewish lawyer ftw

Sounds like it worked out ok for you in the endImmaculate record

Thats good you never popped your jail cherry
Damn. What're you in for?

I did some time when I was younger.

I was part of a gang...we all had matching jackets. We were together one night engaging in some criminal activity when we were unexpectedly raided by the police.

Instead of waiting around, I decide to flee, along with a few others who did the same.

I initially got away, but after diving into some bushes to escape the search light of a passing cruiser, I ended up colliding with another member of my gang as we got up to run again and practically knocked myself out.

All I could do at that point was crawl back into the bushes to try and hide, but within minutes I had been found and placed in handcuffs. I remember sitting in the back of the police car as we drove to the station.

As I was being led into the booking room I could see several other gang members sitting there, all apparently also scooped up in the raid.

I knew that I was solid...that I wasn't going to squeal or rat anybody else out, but I wasn't sure if I could count on the rest of the guys, sitting there in their peewee football jackets.

I was led over to a chair where another officer began interrogating me, demanding I tell him my name and how he could contact my parents.

I didn't crack, tho...I just started fake crying and lied to him that it wasn't my beer. I don't know if he believed me or not, but he let me walk home after that and never called my parents.

I was probably ten or eleven at the time.

That's not bad
Based.

Got Mirandized when I was an 8th grader and thrown into a cop car.

Didn’t do chit though and officer dip****s took me home

They tried to play me tough though, wanted me to confess to tagging some housing development sign (that had been tagged and documented a couple weeks before by the HOA). I broke down though when I got home though like a pussy lol

Never, but I recently got cuffed and detained coming back into the US from Canada because they thought I was a wanted fugitive. Mistaken identity but for a few minutes I was pretty scared.

Twice once misdemeanor possession of marijuana and underage drinking

Second Disorderly conduct and Public drunkenness

Both in late teens early 20’s

That must have sucked since you dindu nuffin srs

It's one thing if you fuked up, it's another if the cops are the ones fuking up

I had a couple close calls like that but was let go pretty quickSounds intense

Live and learn

Weed and drinking are both legal now depending on your state

Never jail but I was cuffed and thrown in the back of a police car while in junior high, chilling with the brahs between this grocery store and high rise apartments along the big party street in my city and we were hollering @ all the girls who walked by. Someone in the building called the cops, we all had booze on us, I ditched mine in the snow but they saw it.

Charged with possession of alcohol in a public place but I think the one officer intentionally missed something on the paperwork, so it was quashed and never went on my record.