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12-04-2022, 10:39 AM
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Theoretically, what’s the best way to unalive?
I was thinking it doesn’t sound bad getting onto the freeway late at night when there’s less cars, pulling over onto the the shoulder and having a few drinks, let them kick in and wait for no cars, and then ramming into the wall of an exit ramp at 120mph wouldn’t be such a bad way.
12-04-2022, 10:40 AM
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12-04-2022, 10:42 AM
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Originally Posted By JustiNtense⏩
120mph isn’t fast enough. 160mph + is the threshold to get back in time now.I was thinking getting onto the freeway late at night when there’s less cars, pulling over onto the the shoulder and having a few drinks, let them kick in and wait for no cars, and then ramming into the wall of an exit ramp at 120mph wouldn’t be such a bad way.
12-04-2022, 10:44 AM
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12-04-2022, 10:46 AM
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Don't do it bro
Smothered by some big warlocks maybe?
Smothered by some big warlocks maybe?
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12-04-2022, 10:46 AM
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Originally Posted By Softworn⏩
You disable the airbagsThat's not a good one because there's a high probability of survivle with bad injuries and then having to suffer knowing you failed.
12-04-2022, 10:47 AM
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Let the car run in the garage with the door closed
12-04-2022, 10:47 AM
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I saw the aftermath of this exact scenario in South Austin.
Two dudes were racing and one of them ran up the ramp under an overpass and hit the wall with no brakes.
All you could see were taillights and a couple feet of smooshed car.
The first responders were just standing around.
Two dudes were racing and one of them ran up the ramp under an overpass and hit the wall with no brakes.
All you could see were taillights and a couple feet of smooshed car.
The first responders were just standing around.
12-04-2022, 10:49 AM
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Originally Posted By Softworn⏩
None of them are good cause they all have a non-negligible chance of not working and just making your life 1000% chittier and harder than it currently is. Most survivors report a feeling of massive and immediate regret as soon as they try.That's not a good one because there's a high probability of survivle with bad injuries and then having to suffer knowing you failed.
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12-04-2022, 10:49 AM
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Originally Posted By 401Delta⏩
Ah, that’s a good sign then, no survivors.I saw the aftermath of this exact scenario in South Austin.
Two dudes were racing and one of them ran up the ramp under an overpass and hit the wall with no brakes.
All you could see were taillights and a couple feet of smooshed car.
The first responders were just standing around.
Two dudes were racing and one of them ran up the ramp under an overpass and hit the wall with no brakes.
All you could see were taillights and a couple feet of smooshed car.
The first responders were just standing around.
12-04-2022, 10:55 AM
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12-04-2022, 10:58 AM
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Originally Posted By explosiveMidget⏩
Oh nah brah I’m good. Just theoretical. Life on earth is incredible, and gets better here every passing year.this even if u throw urself in front of a bus there's always a chance u will survive and live to regret it gonna be even harder to kill urself when ur paralyzed from the neck down
just don't do it op pull ur socks up and get on with life no matter how hopeless things may seem it can all change for the better
just don't do it op pull ur socks up and get on with life no matter how hopeless things may seem it can all change for the better
12-04-2022, 11:01 AM
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12-04-2022, 11:10 AM
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12-04-2022, 11:26 AM
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12-04-2022, 11:54 AM
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12-04-2022, 11:59 AM
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Best way would be in the wilderness where no one would find you so you can go with nature and not ldar’ing in a box
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12-04-2022, 12:05 PM
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High chance hitting a wall like that you won't die instantly.
Honestly, something that cuts off blood flow to your brain. Enough pressure on your neck to restrict flow but not enough to crush your windpipe so you won't choke, but you'll just kind of black out. Pretty much pain free. Know someone who tried to do that and his sister walked in on him and revived him. He felt the fact that she randomly walked into his room which she never did before was some kind of sign and then seeing how it upset her made him reconsider everything.
Honestly, something that cuts off blood flow to your brain. Enough pressure on your neck to restrict flow but not enough to crush your windpipe so you won't choke, but you'll just kind of black out. Pretty much pain free. Know someone who tried to do that and his sister walked in on him and revived him. He felt the fact that she randomly walked into his room which she never did before was some kind of sign and then seeing how it upset her made him reconsider everything.
12-04-2022, 12:20 PM
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12-04-2022, 12:29 PM
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Originally Posted By Techriding101⏩
I bought my first bike in 2018 and rode for 2 years everyday then sold it. Kind of regret selling it.just buy a motorcycle and enjoy life
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