12-04-2022, 08:50 PM
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Just got my first sex toy. Not bad.
Always been curious about sex toys, fleshlights and the like.
Part of me thought it'd be a waste of money. Just seemed like a lot more work than simply using my hand. Lubing it, cleaning it, etc. Seems like a lot for what for me is generally a pretty quick wank.
Said **** it and bought one on a whim. Was only $100. Bought the Max2 by Lovense. It's kind of like a fleshlight, but with vibration, suction, and some sort of contractions setting (honestly the weakest feature).
It's supposed to be able to sync with their female toys for mutual masturbation over long distance with a chick.. but IDGAF about that, so no idea how that works.
As for my thoughts... It's not bad. The feeling is pretty good, but I wish it had a heating feature (Kind of feels like a cold vagina). Masturbating with it isn't mindblowing or anything, but the actual orgasm is a **** ton better than jerking off (though still not as good as busting in real walls.
I won't be using it every time I masturbate, but occasionally when I want a better nut and a slightly longer session I'll use it.
Would definitely recommend to anyone who doesn't get to smash real pussy often, but as someone who mostly uses masturbation as a quick method of stress relief/relaxation in between actually having sex, I'd rate it as "not bad".
The vibrating feature is the best bit. It really adds to the orgasm.
If you got 100$ to blow, it's probably worth it.
Part of me thought it'd be a waste of money. Just seemed like a lot more work than simply using my hand. Lubing it, cleaning it, etc. Seems like a lot for what for me is generally a pretty quick wank.
Said **** it and bought one on a whim. Was only $100. Bought the Max2 by Lovense. It's kind of like a fleshlight, but with vibration, suction, and some sort of contractions setting (honestly the weakest feature).
It's supposed to be able to sync with their female toys for mutual masturbation over long distance with a chick.. but IDGAF about that, so no idea how that works.
As for my thoughts... It's not bad. The feeling is pretty good, but I wish it had a heating feature (Kind of feels like a cold vagina). Masturbating with it isn't mindblowing or anything, but the actual orgasm is a **** ton better than jerking off (though still not as good as busting in real walls.
I won't be using it every time I masturbate, but occasionally when I want a better nut and a slightly longer session I'll use it.
Would definitely recommend to anyone who doesn't get to smash real pussy often, but as someone who mostly uses masturbation as a quick method of stress relief/relaxation in between actually having sex, I'd rate it as "not bad".
The vibrating feature is the best bit. It really adds to the orgasm.
If you got 100$ to blow, it's probably worth it.
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12-04-2022, 08:53 PM
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12-04-2022, 08:57 PM
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12-04-2022, 08:59 PM
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Lol OP got his cawk in the fleshlight just look at his avi.
I know I know in b4 no avi.
I know I know in b4 no avi.
12-04-2022, 09:00 PM
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some young Thai ladyBoi just lost his job to this toy
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12-04-2022, 09:12 PM
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12-04-2022, 09:13 PM
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For less than a hunnid u could go to a bar and sex a real female
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12-04-2022, 09:20 PM
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Originally Posted By MustardTiger17⏩
This one doesn't have STDs and fukks when you want it. Strong haters ITT. Everyone jerks off, why not enhance it with a rubber toy? I fukk my fleshlight all the time and still fukk my girl. (Ded fkn Srs)For less than a hunnid u could go to a bar and sex a real female
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12-04-2022, 09:23 PM
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You should buy an onahole instead. The Japanese spend millions in sex toy research compared to the rest of the planet. They are 1000x better than a flesh light or any of those
12-04-2022, 09:32 PM
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Originally Posted By HateLiberals⏩
Wtf some of them are <$2 right nowYou should buy an onahole instead. The Japanese spend millions in sex toy research compared to the rest of the planet. They are 1000x better than a flesh light or any of those
These things looks crazy
12-04-2022, 09:33 PM
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Originally Posted By Destor⏩
Link? (Ded fkn Srs)Wtf some of them are <$2 right now
These things looks crazy
These things looks crazy
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12-04-2022, 09:34 PM
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Originally Posted By carcano69⏩
No. Masturbation isn't a sex replacement. It's a relaxation technique.op are u in a dead marriage with a fat wife?
Originally Posted By CoolKnees⏩
It's a review for anyone who might have been tempted, like I was.You really made this thread thinking miscers would praise you for having a sex toy huh?
Originally Posted By MustardTiger17⏩
Married. But you're not wrong.For less than a hunnid u could go to a bar and sex a real female
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12-04-2022, 09:42 PM
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Originally Posted By OnlyHope⏩
You would rather have that over tight Indian punani?nice, did some research on some high quality dolls and was thinking of pulling the trigger. Leaning towards this model which was highly rated.
12-04-2022, 09:45 PM
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Originally Posted By WishIWasJawBrah⏩
Yes as variety, and pragmatically hot Indian girls would never give me pooosey anyway. Never in my life have I seen a good Indian escort worth spending $$$ on.You would rather have that over tight Indian punani?
12-04-2022, 09:59 PM
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iv'e got the janice griffith fleshlight and can confirm you have some awesome orgasms with it, have to get the right water based lube though.
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12-04-2022, 10:16 PM
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Link me the one you got cuz..
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Originally Posted By TugOfPeace⏩
You've already got one just do some back / neck stretchesI'd be more interested in a blowjob machine/toy
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Originally Posted By Tanerian⏩
Had the Fleshlight stamina training unit when they first realeasedAlways been curious about sex toys, fleshlights and the like.
Part of me thought it'd be a waste of money. Just seemed like a lot more work than simply using my hand. Lubing it, cleaning it, etc. Seems like a lot for what for me is generally a pretty quick wank.
Said **** it and bought one on a whim. Was only $100. Bought the Max2 by Lovense. It's kind of like a fleshlight, but with vibration, suction, and some sort of contractions setting (honestly the weakest feature).
It's supposed to be able to sync with their female toys for mutual masturbation over long distance with a chick.. but IDGAF about that, so no idea how that works.
As for my thoughts... It's not bad. The feeling is pretty good, but I wish it had a heating feature (Kind of feels like a cold vagina). Masturbating with it isn't mindblowing or anything, but the actual orgasm is a **** ton better than jerking off (though still not as good as busting in real walls.
I won't be using it every time I masturbate, but occasionally when I want a better nut and a slightly longer session I'll use it.
Would definitely recommend to anyone who doesn't get to smash real pussy often, but as someone who mostly uses masturbation as a quick method of stress relief/relaxation in between actually having sex, I'd rate it as "not bad".
The vibrating feature is the best bit. It really adds to the orgasm.
If you got 100$ to blow, it's probably worth it.
Part of me thought it'd be a waste of money. Just seemed like a lot more work than simply using my hand. Lubing it, cleaning it, etc. Seems like a lot for what for me is generally a pretty quick wank.
Said **** it and bought one on a whim. Was only $100. Bought the Max2 by Lovense. It's kind of like a fleshlight, but with vibration, suction, and some sort of contractions setting (honestly the weakest feature).
It's supposed to be able to sync with their female toys for mutual masturbation over long distance with a chick.. but IDGAF about that, so no idea how that works.
As for my thoughts... It's not bad. The feeling is pretty good, but I wish it had a heating feature (Kind of feels like a cold vagina). Masturbating with it isn't mindblowing or anything, but the actual orgasm is a **** ton better than jerking off (though still not as good as busting in real walls.
I won't be using it every time I masturbate, but occasionally when I want a better nut and a slightly longer session I'll use it.
Would definitely recommend to anyone who doesn't get to smash real pussy often, but as someone who mostly uses masturbation as a quick method of stress relief/relaxation in between actually having sex, I'd rate it as "not bad".
The vibrating feature is the best bit. It really adds to the orgasm.
If you got 100$ to blow, it's probably worth it.
Miss that thing gonna buy a new sex toy soon maybe for Christmas
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12-04-2022, 11:05 PM
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Originally Posted By SilEightySX⏩
Oh **** I saw that as well a few months back and wondered is it much different in your opinion to a regular flesh light?iv'e got the janice griffith fleshlight and can confirm you have some awesome orgasms with it, have to get the right water based lube though.
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Originally Posted By infinityplus1⏩
https://www.lovense.com/male-masturbatorLink me the one you got cuz..
Their website is fuking aids tho. lags me tf out.
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Adrianna Chechik Next Level Review
Granted I have only taken two flights with this sleeve, they are possibly two of the best flights I have ever taken.
Positives: It is a sleeve with lots of little nubs and chambers. I am about 5.5" long for reference. I really enjoyed playing both slow and fast with this sleeve, it was equally pleasurable. The opening hole is not tight but once you are in it tightens. Depending on how much lube you use you may feel some resistance pulling your cock back out and it feels great. In some ways the less lube you use the more it allows you to feel the texture and pulling back. Pair this sleeve with a good anal scene and you are in for a treat. I also like that I felt the sensitivity on the underside, as well as the top side of my cock. It really made for a pleasurable experience.
Negatives: The only real negative is cleanup. Because there are so many nubs and such your cum is going to get caught in a lot of it and draining with water will not be enough. You will have to use a finger and clean it out yourself.
This is a mid intensity sleeve. It definitely kicks it up a notch but is not something where you stick it in and you cum right away.
An interesting note: I feel like this is something no one talks about but is worth mentioning. Between these two flights I shaved my cock. Having a clean shaven shaft made a huge difference. There was less tugging and pulling from the lube sticking to the hair. It made the flight much smoother. If you can or want to, I would recommend shaving before flying.

Granted I have only taken two flights with this sleeve, they are possibly two of the best flights I have ever taken.
Positives: It is a sleeve with lots of little nubs and chambers. I am about 5.5" long for reference. I really enjoyed playing both slow and fast with this sleeve, it was equally pleasurable. The opening hole is not tight but once you are in it tightens. Depending on how much lube you use you may feel some resistance pulling your cock back out and it feels great. In some ways the less lube you use the more it allows you to feel the texture and pulling back. Pair this sleeve with a good anal scene and you are in for a treat. I also like that I felt the sensitivity on the underside, as well as the top side of my cock. It really made for a pleasurable experience.
Negatives: The only real negative is cleanup. Because there are so many nubs and such your cum is going to get caught in a lot of it and draining with water will not be enough. You will have to use a finger and clean it out yourself.
This is a mid intensity sleeve. It definitely kicks it up a notch but is not something where you stick it in and you cum right away.
An interesting note: I feel like this is something no one talks about but is worth mentioning. Between these two flights I shaved my cock. Having a clean shaven shaft made a huge difference. There was less tugging and pulling from the lube sticking to the hair. It made the flight much smoother. If you can or want to, I would recommend shaving before flying.

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would rather shove it into actual female orifices. haven't wanked in years (srs). daily milking.
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