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post 1672242073 12-04-2022, 08:50 PM
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Just got my first sex toy. Not bad.

Always been curious about sex toys, fleshlights and the like.

Part of me thought it'd be a waste of money. Just seemed like a lot more work than simply using my hand. Lubing it, cleaning it, etc. Seems like a lot for what for me is generally a pretty quick wank.

Said **** it and bought one on a whim. Was only $100. Bought the Max2 by Lovense. It's kind of like a fleshlight, but with vibration, suction, and some sort of contractions setting (honestly the weakest feature).

It's supposed to be able to sync with their female toys for mutual masturbation over long distance with a chick.. but IDGAF about that, so no idea how that works.

As for my thoughts... It's not bad. The feeling is pretty good, but I wish it had a heating feature (Kind of feels like a cold vagina). Masturbating with it isn't mindblowing or anything, but the actual orgasm is a **** ton better than jerking off (though still not as good as busting in real walls.

I won't be using it every time I masturbate, but occasionally when I want a better nut and a slightly longer session I'll use it.

Would definitely recommend to anyone who doesn't get to smash real pussy often, but as someone who mostly uses masturbation as a quick method of stress relief/relaxation in between actually having sex, I'd rate it as "not bad".
The vibrating feature is the best bit. It really adds to the orgasm.

If you got 100$ to blow, it's probably worth it.
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post 1672242223 12-04-2022, 08:53 PM
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post 1672242393 12-04-2022, 08:57 PM
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post 1672242503 12-04-2022, 08:59 PM
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Lol OP got his cawk in the fleshlight just look at his avi.

I know I know in b4 no avi.
post 1672242583 12-04-2022, 09:00 PM
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op are u in a dead marriage with a fat wife?
post 1672242593 12-04-2022, 09:01 PM
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Originally Posted By blissful88
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God was never here.
post 1672242743 12-04-2022, 09:04 PM
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You really made this thread thinking miscers would praise you for having a sex toy huh?
post 1672242843 12-04-2022, 09:05 PM
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Buy me the autumn falls pocket pussy 4 Christmas brah (srs)
post 1672242873 12-04-2022, 09:06 PM
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post 1672242893 12-04-2022, 09:07 PM
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some young Thai ladyBoi just lost his job to this toy
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post 1672243023 12-04-2022, 09:12 PM
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post 1672243063 12-04-2022, 09:13 PM
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For less than a hunnid u could go to a bar and sex a real female
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post 1672243463 12-04-2022, 09:20 PM
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Originally Posted By MustardTiger17
For less than a hunnid u could go to a bar and sex a real female
This one doesn't have STDs and fukks when you want it. Strong haters ITT. Everyone jerks off, why not enhance it with a rubber toy? I fukk my fleshlight all the time and still fukk my girl. (Ded fkn Srs)
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post 1672243563 12-04-2022, 09:23 PM
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You should buy an onahole instead. The Japanese spend millions in sex toy research compared to the rest of the planet. They are 1000x better than a flesh light or any of those
post 1672243983 12-04-2022, 09:32 PM
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Originally Posted By HateLiberals
You should buy an onahole instead. The Japanese spend millions in sex toy research compared to the rest of the planet. They are 1000x better than a flesh light or any of those
Wtf some of them are <$2 right now

These things looks crazy
post 1672244023 12-04-2022, 09:33 PM
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Originally Posted By Destor
Wtf some of them are <$2 right now

These things looks crazy
Link? (Ded fkn Srs)
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post 1672244043 12-04-2022, 09:34 PM
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Originally Posted By carcano69
op are u in a dead marriage with a fat wife?
No. Masturbation isn't a sex replacement. It's a relaxation technique.
Originally Posted By CoolKnees
You really made this thread thinking miscers would praise you for having a sex toy huh?
It's a review for anyone who might have been tempted, like I was.
Originally Posted By MustardTiger17
For less than a hunnid u could go to a bar and sex a real female
Married. But you're not wrong.
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post 1672244303 12-04-2022, 09:42 PM
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nice, did some research on some high quality dolls and was thinking of pulling the trigger. Leaning towards this model which was highly rated (Head 273 and tanned configuration).

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post 1672244403 12-04-2022, 09:44 PM
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Originally Posted By OnlyHope
nice, did some research on some high quality dolls and was thinking of pulling the trigger. Leaning towards this model which was highly rated.
You would rather have that over tight Indian punani?
post 1672244473 12-04-2022, 09:45 PM
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Originally Posted By WishIWasJawBrah
You would rather have that over tight Indian punani?
Yes as variety, and pragmatically hot Indian girls would never give me pooosey anyway. Never in my life have I seen a good Indian escort worth spending $$$ on.
post 1672244943 12-04-2022, 09:59 PM
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iv'e got the janice griffith fleshlight and can confirm you have some awesome orgasms with it, have to get the right water based lube though.
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post 1672245663 12-04-2022, 10:16 PM
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Link me the one you got cuz..
post 1672245763 12-04-2022, 10:19 PM
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Originally Posted By TugOfPeace
I'd be more interested in a blowjob machine/toy
You've already got one just do some back / neck stretches
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Originally Posted By Tanerian
Always been curious about sex toys, fleshlights and the like.

Part of me thought it'd be a waste of money. Just seemed like a lot more work than simply using my hand. Lubing it, cleaning it, etc. Seems like a lot for what for me is generally a pretty quick wank.

Said **** it and bought one on a whim. Was only $100. Bought the Max2 by Lovense. It's kind of like a fleshlight, but with vibration, suction, and some sort of contractions setting (honestly the weakest feature).

It's supposed to be able to sync with their female toys for mutual masturbation over long distance with a chick.. but IDGAF about that, so no idea how that works.

As for my thoughts... It's not bad. The feeling is pretty good, but I wish it had a heating feature (Kind of feels like a cold vagina). Masturbating with it isn't mindblowing or anything, but the actual orgasm is a **** ton better than jerking off (though still not as good as busting in real walls.

I won't be using it every time I masturbate, but occasionally when I want a better nut and a slightly longer session I'll use it.

Would definitely recommend to anyone who doesn't get to smash real pussy often, but as someone who mostly uses masturbation as a quick method of stress relief/relaxation in between actually having sex, I'd rate it as "not bad".
The vibrating feature is the best bit. It really adds to the orgasm.

If you got 100$ to blow, it's probably worth it.
Had the Fleshlight stamina training unit when they first realeased

Miss that thing gonna buy a new sex toy soon maybe for Christmas
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post 1672247593 12-04-2022, 11:05 PM
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Originally Posted By SilEightySX
iv'e got the janice griffith fleshlight and can confirm you have some awesome orgasms with it, have to get the right water based lube though.
Oh **** I saw that as well a few months back and wondered is it much different in your opinion to a regular flesh light?
post 1672248063 12-04-2022, 11:25 PM
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Originally Posted By infinityplus1
Link me the one you got cuz..
https://www.lovense.com/male-masturbator

Their website is fuking aids tho. lags me tf out.
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Adrianna Chechik Next Level Review

Granted I have only taken two flights with this sleeve, they are possibly two of the best flights I have ever taken.

Positives: It is a sleeve with lots of little nubs and chambers. I am about 5.5" long for reference. I really enjoyed playing both slow and fast with this sleeve, it was equally pleasurable. The opening hole is not tight but once you are in it tightens. Depending on how much lube you use you may feel some resistance pulling your cock back out and it feels great. In some ways the less lube you use the more it allows you to feel the texture and pulling back. Pair this sleeve with a good anal scene and you are in for a treat. I also like that I felt the sensitivity on the underside, as well as the top side of my cock. It really made for a pleasurable experience.

Negatives: The only real negative is cleanup. Because there are so many nubs and such your cum is going to get caught in a lot of it and draining with water will not be enough. You will have to use a finger and clean it out yourself.

This is a mid intensity sleeve. It definitely kicks it up a notch but is not something where you stick it in and you cum right away.

An interesting note: I feel like this is something no one talks about but is worth mentioning. Between these two flights I shaved my cock. Having a clean shaven shaft made a huge difference. There was less tugging and pulling from the lube sticking to the hair. It made the flight much smoother. If you can or want to, I would recommend shaving before flying.

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would rather shove it into actual female orifices. haven't wanked in years (srs). daily milking.
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