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post 1672323663 12-06-2022, 04:41 AM
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Did my manager want my cawk? (7x5.4)

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Last weekend, I was out on a Christmas party with my work colleagues and manager. We were drinking quite a bit, but of dancing and so on. It was mainly me, my manager and another girl getting wasted.

Now, it's important to note I'm the only guy at my work. We're all sitting together and my manager starts asking me questions about my taste in women, asking if I like it "big or small" (tits) and whether I like it real or fake. I bertstare and say "no comment" before I get #MeToo'd as I was the only guy there.

Then she's trying to get me hooked up with some other girl at the party, but I'm not interested. We get pretty wasted, dance for a bit then as we're leaving she asks if I "want to come back" to her place. I literally responded "you're a good person" and said she's got kids and so on. But on a serious note, why the **** did she ask if I wanted to go to hers. She lives out of my way lol.
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post 1672323703 12-06-2022, 04:42 AM
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100% srs thread btw.

Maybe I'm looking too much into it
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post 1672323883 12-06-2022, 04:49 AM
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old washed up sloot with kids wants to fck..................happens everyday..................dont chit where you eat
post 1672324023 12-06-2022, 04:56 AM
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Originally Posted By AncientYouth⏩
old washed up sloot with kids wants to fck..................happens everyday..................dont chit where you eat
Why would she want me to go back to hers when her husband and kids are at home..
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post 1672324033 12-06-2022, 04:57 AM
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Honestly you did the right thing. When I managed at my last job the managers had separate gatherings form the hourly employees, we’d attend theirs but not drink but at ours we’d get blasted.
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post 1672324483 12-06-2022, 05:24 AM
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Feels like a damned if you do damned if you don't scenario. On the one hand you sleep with her and yeah metoo'd. On the other you reject her advances and make her feel rejected. Personally I'd of gone with the dikk wet option if I'm gonna lose either way. Was she hot or nah?
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post 1672324513 12-06-2022, 05:25 AM
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Nobody cares about your delusions, you cock obsessed mentally ill fuk.
post 1672324633 12-06-2022, 05:29 AM
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You seem autistic af bro no offence

How can you not pick up on signs at all?
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post 1672325603 12-06-2022, 06:03 AM
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Originally Posted By 4everalone⏩
You seem autistic af bro no offence

How can you not pick up on signs at all?
She's like twice my age and I never found her physically attractive. I would have smashed that night just for the sake of it, but it seemed like more problems than it's worth. I've even met her kids on multiple occasions. I didn't know what the **** was going on.

If she really wanted to bang, **** just didn't make sense on a logical level.
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post 1672362153 12-06-2022, 05:36 PM
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Anytime they ask if you want to come back to their place, it's 100% guarantee they want to bang.
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post 1672362243 12-06-2022, 05:37 PM
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Pretty sure she feels awkward now and you are now fired op
post 1672363573 12-06-2022, 06:03 PM
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is the 7 x 5.4 what i think it is lmao
post 1672364843 12-06-2022, 06:26 PM
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She's wasted and asked if you want to go back to her place to smash, she's a washed up married sloot that is drunk and thought she was back in her younger sloot days before things went downhill
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post 1672365463 12-06-2022, 06:36 PM
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She wanted the d. I used to work with this woman and she was 15+ years older than me. She would flirt with me all the time and when we had a company party, she asked me to get a hotel room with her. She was married but unhappy and had two teenage daughters. I said I don't mess with married women and she was shocked like I was the only guy to ever turn her down.
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post 1672365543 12-06-2022, 06:37 PM
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Misc used to neg for no pics. I know you can at least post a LinkedIn op
post 1672366103 12-06-2022, 06:44 PM
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her husband and kids were probably not at home is my guess
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post 1672366163 12-06-2022, 06:44 PM
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fukn hnng

when will it be mine turn for that opportunity =(

had old female coworkers rub my back and sht and say wow you're getting big etc

I was too autistic at the time
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post 1672366403 12-06-2022, 06:48 PM
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Originally Posted By MikeLowrrrey⏩
Misc used to neg for no pics. I know you can at least post a LinkedIn op
use your imagination, he gave his exact size in the title
post 1672369593 12-06-2022, 07:41 PM
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Either husband/kids weren't home, or she thought she could get away with it (because she has before)... Last year I went back to this 40 ish year old woman's place after meeting her at a bar, turned out she lived in a 2-bedroom apt with her teenage son and daughter...the kiddos each had a room on far sides of the apt and she slept in the living room (actually a based mom move IMO) but instead of fukkin on her mattress in the living room, she wanted to bone in the bathroom next to her son's room...to this day idk if I just imagined it (since I was pretty drunk too) but I could've swore her son's room door was shut when we went into the bathroom and it was slightly open when we came out 15 mins later (spoiler alert: we weren't being quiet), and after that she wanted to keep going on her mattress in the living room but I left out of disgust with myself lmaooo

Edit - now that I think about it, she's a white woman and her kids were both half white half japanese, but looked mostly japanese. Her son is probably on the misc right now...
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post 1672369803 12-06-2022, 07:44 PM
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Sounds like she's baiting you so she can fire you for sexual harassment.
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post 1672390803 12-07-2022, 08:03 AM
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Originally Posted By Jestbrah⏩
her husband and kids were probably not at home is my guess
They were actually. I saw her yesterday and talked to her about it, said my memory was a bit fuzzy and she said she invited me and one of the other colleagues (the other female that was drunk) to her place. She slept over (for some weird ass reason), I didn't. Her kids woke her up in the morning or some ****

The whole thing made no sense
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post 1672392223 12-07-2022, 08:26 AM
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Originally Posted By OldGamesBetter⏩
Why would she want me to go back to hers when her husband and kids are at home..
If she does have a husband at home, the "go back to my place" meant her riding you in one of your vehicles.
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ur a fakkit for not banging and then demanding a 40% raise or else you'll spill the beans
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Originally Posted By OldGamesBetter⏩
Why would she want me to go back to hers when her husband and kids are at home..
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lol @ anybody thinking this actually happened to OP
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post 1672406093 12-07-2022, 12:11 PM
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Originally Posted By sooby⏩
lol @ anybody thinking this actually happened to OP
This did happen you idiot but I'm still undecided if she wanted to bang. Like I said, one of my colleagues slept at my managers place that night (allegedly)
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Originally Posted By OldGamesBetter⏩
(SRS thread btw)

Last weekend, I was out on a Christmas party with my work colleagues and manager. We were drinking quite a bit, but of dancing and so on. It was mainly me, my manager and another girl getting wasted.

Now, it's important to note I'm the only guy at my work. We're all sitting together and my manager starts asking me questions about my taste in women, asking if I like it "big or small" (tits) and whether I like it real or fake. I bertstare and say "no comment" before I get #MeToo'd as I was the only guy there.

Then she's trying to get me hooked up with some other girl at the party, but I'm not interested. We get pretty wasted, dance for a bit then as we're leaving she asks if I "want to come back" to her place. I literally responded "you're a good person" and said she's got kids and so on. But on a serious note, why the **** did she ask if I wanted to go to hers. She lives out of my way lol.
girls always try to set you up with a friend or something when they want you but they want to remove their own temptation.

engaged girl did that to me with her hot friend, ended up hitting both in the long run lol
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Originally Posted By OldGamesBetter⏩
100% srs thread btw.

Maybe I'm looking too much into it
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