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Thread: How far down the movie-villain gauntlet would you get?

post 1672451973 12-08-2022, 06:34 AM
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How far down the movie-villain gauntlet would you get?

You have to fight the following villains in a large arena with no cover

Rules;

No firearms allowed (so pred doesn't have a shoulder cannon)
Villains fight with their standard weapon e.g Jason has his machete, O'Ren a samurai sword
Villains who have no standard weapon will the same access to basic melee weapons that you do (swords, hammers, maces etc.)
Enemies who have supernatural powers have FULL access to them
One enemy at a time...then onto the next one if you win

The list; roughly weakest to strongest

Dr Evil (Austin Powers)
Marv (Home Alone)
Chucky (Child's Play)
Commodus (Gladiator)
Clarence Boddicker (Robocop)
(Possessed) Jack Torrence (The Shining)
Max Cady (Cape Fear 1990)
The Joker (The Dark Knight)
Hannibal Lecter (The Silence of the Lambs)
Vincent (Collateral)
Freddy Kruger (Nightmare on Elm Street (real life aka he has no dreamworld powers)
O'Ren Ishii (Kill Bill)
Bill The Butcher (Gangs of New York)
Leatherface (Texas Chainsaw Massacre)
Michael Myers (Halloween kills version)
Jason Vorhees (Friday 13th series 2 onwards)
Senator Palpatine (Star Wars movies)
Pinhead (Hellraiser movies)
Lord Voldemort (Harry Potter series)
Predator (1987 OG)

I reckon I could would fail against Lecter if I got that far. He is brutal, very physically capable and fast with blades, plus genius level smart so would know where to strike.

Very random thread idea, I know.
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post 1672452013 12-08-2022, 06:36 AM
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We'd all probably be dead after Marv in a best case scenario. Many of us wouldn't even beat Dr. Evil.


LMAO at OP thinking he could take down Commodus and others. Bro I know he was portrayed as a bitch in the movie but that was relative to Maximus. He was still a fully trained Roman soldier who saw battle. You, and everyone else in modern times who have never touched a sword in their lives, would get ass raped and it's not even close.
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post 1672452033 12-08-2022, 06:37 AM
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nobody's getting past Vincent
post 1672452153 12-08-2022, 06:40 AM
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Originally Posted By poolshark472⏩
nobody's getting past Vincent
Was considering my chances against Freddy when I googled Vincent cuz I never watched collateral.


Then was like nah that’s the cockblock right there.
post 1672452273 12-08-2022, 06:45 AM
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Originally Posted By SoutheastBeast1⏩
We'd all probably be dead after Marv in a best case scenario. Many of us wouldn't even beat Dr. Evil.


LMAO at OP thinking he could take down Commodus and others. Bro I know he was portrayed as a bitch in the movie but that was relative to Maximus. He was still a fully trained Roman soldier who saw battle. You, and everyone else in modern times who have never touched a sword in their lives, would get ass raped and it's not even close.
This

Op is retarded
post 1672452483 12-08-2022, 06:48 AM
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Unless you have battle experience with a sword, everyone hard stops at Commodus. I doubt any miscer has that experience though
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post 1672452883 12-08-2022, 06:57 AM
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I mean do we get the movie commodus or irl?

Cuz it’s two completely different things. I would assume since it’s all fictional movie characters and we’re fighting the actors we get the actor with the habits they have in the movie.

It even says commodus (gladiator) as in from the movie not commodus (emperor of rome)

Although he tried to officially add gladiator to his title much to the horror of the senate which prompted them to renew efforts to kill him.
post 1672453043 12-08-2022, 07:00 AM
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Originally Posted By Duckliver⏩
I mean do we get the movie commodus or irl?

Cuz it’s two completely different things. I would assume since it’s all fictional movie characters and we’re fighting the actors we get the actor with the habits they have in the movie.

It even says commodus (gladiator) as in from the movie not commodus (emperor of rome)

Although he tried to officially add gladiator to his title much to the horror of the senate which prompted them to renew efforts to kill him.
Movie Commodus.
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post 1672453163 12-08-2022, 07:04 AM
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Originally Posted By maori-rap⏩
Senator Palpatine (Star Wars movies)
What's even the point? Imagine Rajesh squaring up barehanded to some space wizard who schits lightning and can turn you inside out with a gesture.
post 1672453253 12-08-2022, 07:06 AM
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Originally Posted By Duckliver⏩
I mean do we get the movie commodus or irl?

Cuz it’s two completely different things. I would assume since it’s all fictional movie characters and we’re fighting the actors we get the actor with the habits they have in the movie.

It even says commodus (gladiator) as in from the movie not commodus (emperor of rome)

Although he tried to officially add gladiator to his title much to the horror of the senate which prompted them to renew efforts to kill him.
Does it matter? Even in the movie he was shown on the battlefield and in the arena. His movie character obviously had respectable skill level in combat all the same.

Just because Maximus sh*t on him in the movie doesn't mean his movie character was incompetent in combat. We'd all get wrecked plain and simple, movie version or otherwise.
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post 1672453323 12-08-2022, 07:07 AM
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Commodus would be the hard stop for everyone.
He was shown as a skilled combatant in The movie, he was only made to look like a bitch by a guy that literally ran through a mountain of other fighter like nothing
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post 1672453413 12-08-2022, 07:09 AM
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Originally Posted By SoutheastBeast1⏩
Does it matter? Even in the movie he was shown on the battlefield and in the arena. His movie character obviously had respectable skill level in combat all the same.

Just because Maximus sh*t on him in the movie doesn't mean his movie character was incompetent in combat. We'd all get wrecked plain and simple, movie version or otherwise.
Uh show me one clip of him being a respectable fighter in that movie and not them full on embracing the hedonistic, lazy, childlike side and portraying him as weak.
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Dr Evil (Austin Powers)...would rear naked choke him to death srs
Marv (Home Alone)...would easily choke him out with 0 issues
Chucky (Child's Play)...isn't he invincible? Would kick him into in oven and cook that bitch into some flour
Commodus (Gladiator)...he is a decent sword fighter, but I'd stab him in the back in the night, but highly possible i'd die here as he has the entriety of the roman empire on his side
Clarence Boddicker (Robocop)...I would 100% die here
(Possessed) Jack Torrence (The Shining)...pfft not sure why he is listed as more powerful than robocop, but again would choke out this ****g0t srs
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Originally Posted By Duckliver⏩
Uh show me one clip of him being a respectable fighter in that movie and not them full on embracing the hedonistic, lazy, childlike side and portraying him as weak.
he's seen here at least knowing how to use a sword

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Originally Posted By Lucas5814⏩
he's seen here at least knowing how to use a sword

K so I have to get the jump on him with a weapon while he’s distracted.

I’m not beyond bashing somone over the back of the head when they aren’t looking!

Assassin dude would still cockblock and out sneaky me
post 1672455833 12-08-2022, 07:50 AM
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Also lol at this list

Palpatine would wreck everyone on this list at once

Why is he below predator
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Originally Posted By Lucas5814⏩
Dr Evil (Austin Powers)...would rear naked choke him to death srs
Marv (Home Alone)...would easily choke him out with 0 issues
Chucky (Child's Play)...isn't he invincible? Would kick him into in oven and cook that bitch into some flour
Commodus (Gladiator)...he is a decent sword fighter, but I'd stab him in the back in the night, but highly possible i'd die here as he has the entriety of the roman empire on his side
Clarence Boddicker (Robocop)...I would 100% die here
(Possessed) Jack Torrence (The Shining)...pfft not sure why he is listed as more powerful than robocop, but again would choke out this ****g0t srs
Clarence Boddicker is the villain excellently played by Kurtwood Smith.



I wouldn't put Robocop himself so low down on the list.
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post 1672457973 12-08-2022, 08:22 AM
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Come on, give Clarence his guns. Not really fair when that's all he ever uses. He should also get one free shot to blow off a limb of yours. You can replace it with a robot limb after the fight.
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LOL @ anybody who thinks they could get past Commodus.
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I'm sure I could get to Michael Myers, but then am I fighting manlet James Courtney (easy) or 6'9 Tyler Mane?

Most of the actors before him are twink manlets I would bend over and buttfuk before killing them.
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Originally Posted By DrewDarden⏩
LOL @ anybody who thinks they could get past Commodus.
I could. 100% srs.

Joakim Phoenix is 5'7" 155 lbs. I wouldn't even need a sword
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Cool thread idea. I’m only vaguely familiar with the stats and powers of some of these guys.

In for free wins on the first three.
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