The car pulls up outside of a seedy motel, The Lazy Eye Motel. The sign outside has a pink neon eye with the cornea off-center, every few seconds it blinks. Our room is situated right by the sign and even with the curtains drawn the room still fills with pink light every other second. She enters the room, followed by me, followed by the husband. He closes the door and the stands in front of it with a big smile on his face. Stupid husband nudges me: "Are you in the pictures?" he asks. I'm not sure what he means. He leans in with a big grin on his stupid face: "Dirty movies." He winks at me like we're both in the know and operating on the same wavelength or something. I tell him that I'm in porn and he tells me that he recognized me back in the bar. He likes my work. He tells me about his wife, he doesn't know how to pleasure her anymore, they go from bar to bar in the seediest parts of America looking for men that can quench her sexual appetite. When he saw me, a famous male pornstar, he knew he needed to bring me back here to give his wife some hot dickings.

While I've been talking with the husband, the wife has been getting undressed and is now completely naked on the bed. She calls out to me and I turn around. Holy ****. What have I gotten myself into? Her vagina, or what was left of it, was like a cave in the side of a mountain, all agape. The husband nudges me on the shoulder "sometimes I stick my entire head in there." I'm too shocked to say anything. "Get over here and spelunk my cave!" she shouts at me, she then picks up a flashlight and shines it in there, it's pretty deep. I'm having second thoughts now. "You'd better do what she says" the husband tells me. Noticing my reluctance to get undressed the wife grabs the bag of ******* and empties it into her gaping vagina. "Come and get it!"

I comply and several minutes later I'm trying to figure out how to have intercourse with this person. I'm a well-endowed man but this is like throwing a hot dog through a hula-hoop. I can't generate any kind of friction what so ever. The husband's laughing at me. "That ****'s been done, man. It's wrecked. Try the ass." Her ass isn't much better, but it's only as wide as two or three fists so I figure I have a better shot at it. I go to work, in my *******-induced stupor, but nothing's really happening. Their teenage children from the other room are now awake and walking in and are laughing at my incompetence. "That's not how you do it!" the littlest one shouts. The wife yawns. "I grow weary of this, pleasure me!" she shouts. I study the situation. I've never experienced anything like this. I look back at the husband and shrug. He gives me a warm smile and offers to help.

Pretty soon the husband is naked and we're both going at her, but not even two men can begin to fill this hole. We begin shoving fists in there but it's still very roomy. Soon one of the sons joins in, then one of the daughters shoves a foot in there.

I black out.

When I come back the husband, one of the sons and myself are all having sex with the wife while a daughter shoves her leg in. The youngest son has his head in her vagina, the husband and I are both fisting her and someone has jammed the television remote control and most of the bedside lamp in there as well. There's also the fat end of a Jack Daniels bottle rammed up her ass. At one point one of her ovaries pops out and we take a quick pee break while she puts it back in. Then we reassemble and start going at it again. Meanwhile the remaining three or so kids are having sex with each other on the bed.

But the wife was still bored.

"Cease this foolishness" she calls out, and slowly we all removed our appendages and body parts and heads and small electronics from her vagina. The husband began weeping in the corner and the children got back to their room. "You've tried your hardest, but obviously no man can ever satisfy me, you may help yourself to the ******* mountain now." I look at the floor between the beds and notice a massive pile of ******* about three and a half feet tall, how did I not see that before? I leap onto the pile and begin sucking as much up my nose as I can. I momentarily look up at the ceiling and notice the wife now has a big burlap sack in her hands. The bag is jerking around and moving like something is in it. I sit up, covered in *******, and crawl back onto the bed to watch.

The wife reaches in to the bag, struggles momentarily, and pulls a full-grown badger out. The badger claws at her arms, cutting them deep. Blood sprays all over the bed. The woman fights with the badger for several moments until she finally has it in the proper position. She spreads her legs wide and shoves the badger head-first into her vagina. She lets go and the badger, terrified, angry, and possibly high on *******, goes into a fit of rage. It began clawing and shredding the inside of her vagina. The wife, covered in deep wounds and spewing blood all over the bed cried in agonizing pleasure. Blood drained from her vagina like a river and eventually the badger backed it's way out all the way. She then kicked it off the bed and it landed somewhere near the children.

She fell back into the mattress, drenched in blood, her loins looked like the mangled carcass of a zebra after a herd of lions had dismembered it, a pack of hyenas had scavenged it, and several vultures had picked it of its remains. She breathed deeply, like she had just run a marathon, she had apparently climaxed five or six times.

I wanted more ******* but the badger was under one of the beds and I was afraid to get off the bed.

Eventually we caught the badger and ate it for a late dinner.

The next morning I woke up before anyone else, got dressed and snuck out of the room before dawn. What horrible people, I was glad to be out of their presence. I caught a ride out of Tucson and never went back.

Nice man

Nice man