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Thread: There is a ****g0t bird in my basement, wat do misc?

post 1673444773 12-24-2022, 07:58 AM
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There is a ****g0t bird in my basement, wat do misc?

It's freezing here around Chicago. I had some guys move some chit into my house yesterday and they left the door open for a few minutes. Last night I was watching TV and heard a noise in my kitchen went to investigate and there was a ****g0t bird flying around. It must have come in to get out of the cold when they left the door open.

When I went in the kitchen, it flew around the corner into the stairway to my basement so I closed the door, and went to my garage to grab a fishing net. Chased him around the basement for a while before deciding there was no way I could catch him. So I went looking for my son's bb gun. Went back to the basement and that ****g0t went into hiding.

This morning, I came down to lift and have been sitting here with the bb gun next to me. After 20 min he appeared on the other side of my basement, maybe 60 feet away. I took a few shots and missed. He flew into the stairwell again, and I followed to try to get a closer shot. He turned around and flew past me and landed 25 feet away.

I took a shot and missed, then a second shot and nailed him. He proceeded to fly to the other side of my basement and roosted on my squat rack intentionally mock me because the bb didn't kill him. I ran over for another shot, and he flew off and disappeared again.

I just finished lifting, and he's still in hiding.

wat do misc?
post 1673444843 12-24-2022, 07:59 AM
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  1. Ratfish
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pretty fukked up, man, i gotta say
Make Europe Germany Again
post 1673444943 12-24-2022, 08:01 AM
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Misc hat and keep him as a gym pet
post 1673445513 12-24-2022, 08:13 AM
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How do you know birdbrah was a phgt, OP? Did you witness him butt pummeling another phgt bird, or something?
post 1673446533 12-24-2022, 08:37 AM
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kill it
and cook it.
post 1673447103 12-24-2022, 08:49 AM
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new pet?
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post 1673448683 12-24-2022, 09:25 AM
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https://imgur.com/a/YG2TOiT

Got Heeeem
post 1673448753 12-24-2022, 09:27 AM
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RIP in pieces ******* bird. Yee will be missed
post 1673448813 12-24-2022, 09:28 AM
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  1. Ratfish
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that's a protected species

reported to US Fish and Wildlife srs
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post 1673449133 12-24-2022, 09:36 AM
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Negged.

Rip in peace fqt bird sacrificed for our sins bless brother🙏
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post 1673449863 12-24-2022, 09:51 AM
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Another victim of climate change, you were still young ***got bird
Sloots gonna sloot
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Meat-eating crew, leaf eaters GTFO
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post 1673449993 12-24-2022, 09:54 AM
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What is the bird’s vaccination status? Could explain why he’s gay.
post 1673450263 12-24-2022, 09:59 AM
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Originally Posted By nothingshocking⏩



https://imgur.com/a/YG2TOiT

Got Heeeem
RIP phаggot bird.


Wild story man.
post 1673450563 12-24-2022, 10:05 AM
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Quoth the ****0t, Nevermore
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