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post 1673641493 12-27-2022, 06:34 PM
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Got turned down by young bar sloot

Faurk, I go out for once only to see this 6/10 sloot drinking by herself . I bought her several drinks just trying to be friendly , sort of in the Christmas spirit of things .
She seemed very friendly and we seemed to hit it off very really well I thought , but I noticed her sniffing a lot which I found kind of unusual.
Well next thing you know she looks at her phone and fks off really quick .
I kind of figured asking for her number seemed kind of desperate, and this is when her flower seemed to have dried up.
Such is life for an oldcel
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post 1673641553 12-27-2022, 06:35 PM
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tough to hit on sniffmaxxers
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post 1673641733 12-27-2022, 06:37 PM
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Should have asked if she had any extra *******
post 1673641773 12-27-2022, 06:38 PM
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Sniffcels always are on to the next one.
post 1673641843 12-27-2022, 06:40 PM
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Originally Posted By Mark604⏩
Should have asked if she had any extra *******
this
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post 1673641853 12-27-2022, 06:40 PM
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Nothing like a good case of the sniffies
And relief washes over me in an awesome wave
post 1673642083 12-27-2022, 06:44 PM
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Sniffcels, when will they learn?
post 1673642093 12-27-2022, 06:45 PM
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Were you wearing a Mohair sweater?
post 1673642133 12-27-2022, 06:45 PM
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Don't you have a micro? You're like a dog chasing a car. You wouldn't even know what to do with the old hag even if you miraculously bagged her.
post 1673642333 12-27-2022, 06:49 PM
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you literally paid for her drinks just for her to run into chads arms and now he doesnt have to spent a dime and gets to bang her , pathetic
post 1673642523 12-27-2022, 06:53 PM
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Originally Posted By stevemckenna⏩
Don't you have a micro? You're like a dog chasing a car. You wouldn't even know what to do with the old hag even if you miraculously bagged her.
Ya Faurk , I’ll never learn ! I actually had a gorgeous 19 yo sloot in the sack once and couldn’t do chit . Never live that I ever down .
It’s funny what alcohol will make you do though . Strange thing is I should know better , as it’s only a few inches erect , and when I drink it some how becomes an inny .
God hates me I swear



Originally Posted By Sidemane⏩
you literally paid for her drinks just for her to run into chads arms and now he doesnt have to spent a dime and gets to bang her , pathetic
Ya she went outside and was smoking with some dude , I think a former ex or something. She mentioned something about not wanting to lead this oldcel guy along
Back with my Fam
post 1673642713 12-27-2022, 06:57 PM
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Its crazy how women just split without any grace. thats why you shouldn't buy them drinks. Not only do you usually have to do all the talking but they just drink and leave.
post 1673642793 12-27-2022, 06:59 PM
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Why not hit up a bingo hall instead?
post 1673642873 12-27-2022, 07:01 PM
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Originally Posted By MajorTendonitis⏩
Ya Faurk , I’ll never learn ! I actually had a gorgeous 10 yo sloot in the sack once and couldn’t do chit . Never live that I ever down .
It’s funny what alcohol will make you do though . Strange thing is I should know better , as it’s only a few inches erect , and when I drink it some how becomes an inny .
wat
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post 1673642923 12-27-2022, 07:01 PM
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Originally Posted By Sidemane⏩
you literally paid for her drinks just for her to run into chads arms and now he doesnt have to spent a dime and gets to bang her , pathetic
brootal but true

he lubed her poosy for another man to coom into it gigasad
Courtney Ryan is my oneitis
post 1673643063 12-27-2022, 07:04 PM
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you need to somehow get your "i survived a hitman/madman coming with a baseball bat/ hammer attack at my house" or whatever in

if she's really hammered i bet you'd get poosy

then play up your bad azz role and dont self deprecate
post 1673643183 12-27-2022, 07:07 PM
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Clearly forgot to mention being in the 200k+ reps crew on the misc.
Ultra-Low Test Crew
MAGA
post 1673643223 12-27-2022, 07:07 PM
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Not relevant, but sort of relevant.

it's better to suck dink than to be killed

"My outer appearance was poor, but in this way my inner world became richer than anyone else's. Was it not natural that a young boy who suffered from an indelible drawback like mine should have come to think that he was a secretly chosen being? I felt as though somewhere in this world a mission awaited me of which I myself still knew nothing." --Yukio Mishima
post 1673643313 12-27-2022, 07:08 PM
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Originally Posted By MajorTendonitis⏩
Ya Faurk , I’ll never learn ! I actually had a gorgeous 10 yo sloot in the sack once and couldn’t do chit . Never live that I ever down .
It’s funny what alcohol will make you do though . Strange thing is I should know better , as it’s only a few inches erect , and when I drink it some how becomes an inny .
God hates me I swear
what the fuk did i just read...
post 1673643663 12-27-2022, 07:17 PM
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Originally Posted By MajorTendonitis⏩
Ya Faurk , I’ll never learn !I actually had a gorgeous 10 yo sloot in the sack onceand couldn’t do chit . Never live that I ever down .
It’s funny what alcohol will make you do though . Strange thing is I should know better , as it’s only a few inches erect , and when I drink it some how becomes an inny .
God hates me I swear
I'm not the only one who saw this, right? 10 year old?
post 1673643793 12-27-2022, 07:19 PM
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should have taken the coke away from her at the expense of the drinks you bought
post 1673644673 12-27-2022, 07:38 PM
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when her flower seemed to have dried up.
Probably cause you say chit like this
post 1673644813 12-27-2022, 07:41 PM
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Time to whoremaxx
post 1673644873 12-27-2022, 07:42 PM
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Jks on you OP she got free drinks from you and then was going to meet up with brad
post 1673645123 12-27-2022, 07:46 PM
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OP, unless you've maintained a good physique, full head of hair, and good facial aesthetics, being 60 means you're automatically disqualified.


If you want young hotties, go to a strip club. Your money would be better spend on lap dances and a VIP instead buying drinks and getting disrespected.
Everything I post is satire.
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post 1673645203 12-27-2022, 07:49 PM
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Originally Posted By brappbrah⏩
wat
Originally Posted By Lefticle⏩
Wtf explain this chit.

This had better be a typo.
Holy Faurk , fixed . Little typo lol . In b4 FBI
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post 1673645433 12-27-2022, 07:56 PM
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Originally Posted By MajorTendonitis⏩
Holy Faurk , fixed . Little typo lol . In b4 FBI
Strong typo lol
post 1673645813 12-27-2022, 08:03 PM
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Originally Posted By MajorTendonitis⏩
Ya Faurk , I’ll never learn ! I actually had a gorgeous 19 yo sloot in the sack once and couldn’t do chit . Never live that I ever down .
It’s funny what alcohol will make you do though . Strange thing is I should know better , as it’s only a few inches erect , and when I drink it some how becomes an inny .
God hates me I swear
You should ask CherryPopinski for advice, I think he's 2.5 erect and he's had sex with 2 girls
post 1673645913 12-27-2022, 08:05 PM
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Originally Posted By MajorTendonitis⏩
Holy Faurk , fixed . Little typo lol . In b4 FBI
The only thing little about that is the ages of the girls you like to fck you paedo
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She had a Colombian cold
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