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01-02-2023, 05:47 PM
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tinted windows are for smooth brains [100% dead srs] [joeysmokes]
my homie picked me up in his limo tinted m6 last night, had to roll down his windows to see when backing into a parking spot just LMFAO
do I drop him as a friend? I cannot associate with people this dumb
ride with no tints so the mufukkas know its me 100% dead srs
do I drop him as a friend? I cannot associate with people this dumb
ride with no tints so the mufukkas know its me 100% dead srs
01-02-2023, 05:47 PM
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Originally Posted By joeysmokes⏩
I have 5% all over cant see in certain places like shopping centers or parking garagesmy homie picked me up in his limo tinted m6 last night, had to roll down his windows to see when backing into a parking spot just LMFAO
do I drop him as a friend? I cannot associate with people this dumb
ride with no tints so the mufukkas know its me 100% dead srs
do I drop him as a friend? I cannot associate with people this dumb
ride with no tints so the mufukkas know its me 100% dead srs
01-02-2023, 05:48 PM
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Illegal tint crew. Even have my windshield tinted. At night it's dangerous as fukk srs, like I'm driving through deep space.
01-02-2023, 05:49 PM
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He should have just had you stick your neck out of the sunroof to help him park.
01-02-2023, 05:50 PM
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i had sex in the back of my jeep cherokee in a crowded parking lot one time when i was a youth and this would not have been possible without tinted windows, so op might be ****get
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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken⏩
i never got my windshield tinted have enough trouble seeing out my other windows with 5% i do have a strip on the windshield doe. driving drunk though feels like ur in a space video gameIllegal tint crew. Even have my windshield tinted. At night it's dangerous as fukk srs, like I'm driving through deep space.
01-02-2023, 05:54 PM
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Originally Posted By IPoopStandingUp⏩
NH people are weird.i had sex in the back of my jeep cherokee in a crowded parking lot one time when i was a youth and this would not have been possible without tinted windows, so op might be ****get
01-02-2023, 05:54 PM
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Originally Posted By IPoopStandingUp⏩
smooth brain confirmed. most suvs including jeep cherokees/wranglers/gc already have factory tinted rear windowsi had sex in the back of my jeep cherokee in a crowded parking lot one time when i was a youth and this would not have been possible without tinted windows, so op might be ****get
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Originally Posted By IPoopStandingUp⏩
ive done this so many times cause of tinted windows comes in clutch when u dont live alone srsi had sex in the back of my jeep cherokee in a crowded parking lot one time when i was a youth and this would not have been possible without tinted windows, so op might be ****get
01-02-2023, 05:55 PM
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Originally Posted By havoc00⏩
I'm the only one around here who doesn't have to wear shades while driving and my car isn't 165° inside after going grocery shopping for 15 minutes.i never got my windshield tinted have enough trouble seeing out my other windows with 5% i do have a strip on the windshield doe. driving drunk though feels like ur in a space video game
Everyone wants to take my car if we have to go out in the summer during the day. I even tinted the front windows of my house to block out the heat.
01-02-2023, 05:55 PM
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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken⏩
if i lived somewhere like that id prob do the same tbhI'm the only one around here who doesn't have to wear shades while driving and my car isn't 165° inside after going grocery shopping for 15 minutes.
Everyone wants to take my car if we have to go out in the summer during the day. I even tinted the front windows of my house to block out the heat.
Everyone wants to take my car if we have to go out in the summer during the day. I even tinted the front windows of my house to block out the heat.
01-02-2023, 05:59 PM
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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken⏩
just LMFAOI'm the only one around here who doesn't have to wear shades while driving and my car isn't 165° inside after going grocery shopping for 15 minutes.
Everyone wants to take my car if we have to go out in the summerduring the dayduring the day. I even tinted the front windows of my house to block out the heat.
Everyone wants to take my car if we have to go out in the summerduring the dayduring the day. I even tinted the front windows of my house to block out the heat.
01-02-2023, 06:00 PM
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Originally Posted By joeysmokes⏩
How do you even yank one out if you see an HBB in yoga pants walking by?just LMFAO
01-02-2023, 06:02 PM
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Originally Posted By joeysmokes⏩
your complaint with tinted windows only applies to aftermarket tinted windows?smooth brain confirmed. most suvs including jeep cherokees/wranglers/gc already have factory tinted rear windows
01-02-2023, 06:04 PM
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Originally Posted By Ramoneb87⏩
Why?You gotta get the gradient tints that are %5 at the top and fade to %50+ at the bottom
01-02-2023, 06:12 PM
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Originally Posted By IPoopStandingUp⏩
A real chad would have rolled the window down and let people watch. Srsi had sex in the back of my jeep cherokee in a crowded parking lot one time when i was a youth and this would not have been possible without tinted windows, so op might be ****get
I like tint but not much. Just enough to take the edge off.
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01-02-2023, 06:12 PM
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Here where the sun is a trillion degrees in summer I barely fell a direct sun beam through the windows, but not so dark I can’t see at night. Can’t imagine living here without it ded srs
Here where the sun is a trillion degrees in summer I barely fell a direct sun beam through the windows, but not so dark I can’t see at night. Can’t imagine living here without it ded srs
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01-02-2023, 06:15 PM
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01-02-2023, 06:18 PM
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Originally Posted By JuicePro⏩
fine for a city drive, but on an unlit hwy at night with mild cross traffic (cant use brights) you need every last foot of visibility. you already have just barely enough light to detect and avoid objects at 80mph, any tint basically means you might aswell drive blind since you wont be able to avoid anything.Tint everything crew
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side note fog light use should be illegal on hwys. they think hurr durr more light more better, but fog lights point close in and the reflected light reduces your long range light sensitivity, along with blinding other drivers. you would think it was common knowledge but I see 50% of cars with fog lights blasting away.
01-02-2023, 06:20 PM
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Originally Posted By gluon⏩
Just turn on your brights + runners + giant fukk off LED light bar. What's the issue?fine for a city drive,but on an unlit hwy at night with mild cross traffic (cant use brights) you need every last foot of visibility.you already have just barely enough light to detect and avoid objects at 80mph, any tint basically means you might aswell drive blind since you wont be able to avoid anything.
01-03-2023, 09:51 PM
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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken⏩
you must be a menace on the roadJust turn on your brights + runners + giant fukk off LED light bar. What's the issue?
01-03-2023, 09:54 PM
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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken⏩
If you turn off your brights just cuz someone’s coming at you, it kind makes you a beta fgt.Just turn on your brights + runners + giant fukk off LED light bar. What's the issue?
01-03-2023, 09:56 PM
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Originally Posted By GaryRidgway⏩
Take deeZ reps you basterdHe should have just had you stick your neck out of the sunroof to help him park.
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Originally Posted By Duckliver⏩
Just get those stadium level bright bright blue kits off ebay and don't even bother aiming them. Fukk anyone else coming the other way.If you turn off your brights just cuz someone’s coming at you, it kind makes you a beta fgt.
01-03-2023, 09:57 PM
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Originally Posted By joeysmokes⏩
Blowing on that endoride with no tints so the mufukkas know its me 100% dead srs
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so you can't see up in my window
01-03-2023, 10:35 PM
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Why do you brahs get 5%? That's too damn dark LOL. I have 20% all around. Thinking of upgrading to ceramic this year, so my car isn't a million degrees during the summer. (Ded fkn Srs)
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Originally Posted By joeysmokes⏩
try dropping your face on his lap and suck him off , see if he is full Flamer ******* 1st. nobody will see you anyways you Twink!my homie picked me up in his limo tinted m6 last night, had to roll down his windows to see when backing into a parking spot just LMFAO
do I drop him as a friend? I cannot associate with people this dumb
ride with no tints so the mufukkas know its me 100% dead srs
do I drop him as a friend? I cannot associate with people this dumb
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