there is work being done, some renovations and such, and so it is crowded and full of goyim workers/tradies. I was there to drop off some cookies to be passed out tomorrow after shachrit. The rabbi and i and some other yids are laughing and cavorting about this and that, when one of the yids starts bragging about his new-new 2023 Mercedes-Benz EQS-Class 580 and we all decide to go check it out. As we are going out the rear entrance/exit door there is a tradie walking in with way too much tradie stuff and tools in his hands, dude was trying to juggle it all and not doing a good job.

As we are filing out and he is stumbling in, he drops a hammer and some nails and starts falling into me as he is trying to grab other stuff from falling. The rabbi is right in front of me and as the tradie (overweight "burly") falls into me i fall into the rabbi. there are three steps on the outside of the door and so we all fall down a couple feet. I fall on the rabbi and the tradie falls on me. The tradie is so overweight he is struggling to get up and his full weight is on me and so our full weight is on the rabbi. The rabbi is on his side and in the commotion rolls onto his back and I am sort of on him/mounting him as the tradie is being helped up by yids and other tradies. As the tradie is dragged up I am smooshed on the rabbi and I am simultaneously dragging myself forward. So I end up inadvertently with my sac and schlong on his face and rubbing back and forth (the tradie is swaying side to side as he is trying get himself up with assisstance). At one point the rabbi's head is lifted a bit and his mouth is open and he wants to say something but I am pushing myself up and my balls are literally in his mouth for like two seconds. Thank Hashem I was wearing pants lol

We all make it up and the tradie is apologizing like crazy knowing he fuked up bad. The yids are all shaking their heads at him but oddly enough the rabbi is staring at me intently. I am a little worried. Both the tradie and I might have an early end to our tours. It sounds crazy but the whole incident all happened in like five seconds.

Nice dude

I might be facing a cherem my boy. The local kahal is still deliberating. My tour might be over still--pray to HaShem for me dawgie.