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post 1674245953 01-06-2023, 09:52 AM
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Potentially crazy horse girl scared the chit out of me (Dear Diary)

Been talking to this horse girl for some time now, who I’ve banged a couple of times (Ik bros, red flag)

Feel asleep last night reading the details of the Idaho murders.

Woke up at 12:30am to dog running in house.

Turned over in bed to yell at the mutt. And I see this shadowy figure standing over me. ABOUT **** MY PANTS

Thought my tour was over.

It was the drunk fcking horse girl saying she didn’t want to sleep alone.

Guess that’s what I get for leaving my door unlocked (country time living)

I think need therapy now.

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post 1674246283 01-06-2023, 09:57 AM
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and then....
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post 1674246343 01-06-2023, 09:58 AM
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but did you die?
post 1674246513 01-06-2023, 10:00 AM
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Yikes, just wear a diaper to bed next time.
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post 1674246553 01-06-2023, 10:00 AM
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R.I.P to op soon. Misc has been warning about horse girls forever.
post 1674246733 01-06-2023, 10:03 AM
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Wait so she randomly drove to your house and walked in? Or she was already over?
post 1674246843 01-06-2023, 10:04 AM
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post 1674246853 01-06-2023, 10:04 AM
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Originally Posted By Guyfawkes1010⏩
Wait so she randomly drove to your house and walked in? Or she was already over?
sounds like she drove there, since he mentioned his door was unlocked.
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Originally Posted By Guyfawkes1010⏩
Wait so she randomly drove to your house and walked in? ?
I am guessing she rode over. Or as they say, mosied on over.
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post 1674256843 01-06-2023, 12:44 PM
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Originally Posted By Hutrapper⏩
Did you smash again?
Originally Posted By naich⏩
and then....
Originally Posted By Guyfawkes1010⏩
Wait so she randomly drove to your house and walked in? Or she was already over?
Didn’t even smash, she was just drunk af. I had been over at her house maybe 3 hours earlier and told her I had to go home because I was tired… and the Bish showed up

Whole thing was weird man. Imagine being dead asleep and waking up with someone over you
post 1674256943 01-06-2023, 12:46 PM
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Originally Posted By MarkyMark215⏩
Didn’t even smash, she was just drunk af. I had been over at her house maybe 3 hours earlier and told her I had to go home because I was tired… and the Bish showed up

Whole thing was weird man. Imagine being dead asleep and waking up with someone over you
Well congrats thats your wife now. Or RIP you gon die soon.
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They had tea and Lorna Dunes
post 1674257133 01-06-2023, 12:50 PM
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Originally Posted By Guyfawkes1010⏩
Well congrats thats your wife now. Or RIP you gon die soon.
I should probably mention that it’s not just 1 horse she owns… nahhh 12… SHE OWNS/OPERATES AN ENTIRE HORSE RIDING BUSINESS
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