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post 1674257443 01-06-2023, 12:56 PM
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I Guarantee you're not your GFs/Wife’s 1st Pick

Some dude got away, at best Your second place. Probably more like 10th though

There was probably some giga chad she banged that she hoped would wife her but he left her after one fuk and then she settled for you
post 1674257563 01-06-2023, 12:58 PM
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That's ok, she wasn't my first pick either.
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post 1674257573 01-06-2023, 12:58 PM
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Yea no chit. You settle in relationships. The chance of being with your 1st pick is zero to none. Regardless of how attractive you are
post 1674257703 01-06-2023, 01:00 PM
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If you didn't break her virginity at 14 you're always the one she settled for.
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Originally Posted By RomanianChad⏩
Some dude got away, at best Your second place. Probably more like 10th though

There was probably some giga chad she banged that she hoped would wife her but he left her after one fuk and then she settled for you
Souljah boi tell em OP
post 1674257793 01-06-2023, 01:02 PM
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This thread comes up pretty much every day on the misc in some form


I don't really get why people make it
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post 1674257863 01-06-2023, 01:03 PM
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Originally Posted By RomanianChad⏩
Some dude got away, at best Your second place. Probably more like 10th though

There was probably some giga chad she banged that she hoped would wife her but he left her after one fuk and then she settled for you
Sounds like beta thinking.

Imagine thinking of something that far in the past and rustling yourself.
post 1674258003 01-06-2023, 01:05 PM
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Originally Posted By Voidgaze⏩
Sounds like beta thinking.

Imagine thinking of something that far in the past and rustling yourself.
you are an incel, you wouldn’t understand this
post 1674258043 01-06-2023, 01:05 PM
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Nah, was her first.


Maybe not her last, but Def her first.
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Originally Posted By koreannoodles77⏩
Yea no chit. You settle in relationships. The chance of being with your 1st pick is zero to none. Regardless of how attractive you are
cope

Should have got more successful and charismatic and you would have bagged her
post 1674258113 01-06-2023, 01:06 PM
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Originally Posted By RomanianChad⏩
Some dude got away, at best Your second place. Probably more like 10th though

There was probably some giga chad she banged that she hoped would wife her but he left her after one fuk and then she settled for you
If you have a son, you can find out her first pick's name by what she wanted to name him.
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That would suck if I required external validation or was insecure.
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Originally Posted By BillTheBro⏩
This thread comes up pretty much every day on the misc in some form


I don't really get why people make it
Miserable insecure incels want company in their misery.

It's all cope.
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post 1674258263 01-06-2023, 01:08 PM
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op spitting some mad facts damn



















































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i have no gf or wife so does that mean im not even 2nd place?
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Originally Posted By HayZues
Nah, was her first.


Maybe not her last, but Def her first.
Originally Posted By monster0ultra⏩
I'm on my third virgin. I've probably ruined things for 3 other guys. Sorry guys.

The second one broke my heart too so it's not like I'm unscathed either though.
lies

Your girls are lying. You think western adult women are virgins nowadays? Lmao
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Originally Posted By RomanianChad⏩
cope

Should have got more successful and charismatic and you would have bagged her
I dont even have a 1st pick. The chick I ideally want doesn't realistically exist. So by principle I will always have to settle
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I happen to know for a fact that I am.
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Originally Posted By koreannoodles77⏩
I dont even have a 1st pick. The chick I ideally want doesn't realistically exist. So by principle I will always have to settle
you just haven’t lived. If you went out more/to better places you’d have met her r
post 1674258813 01-06-2023, 01:15 PM
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Originally Posted By Condo41⏩
I happen to know for a fact that I am.
now
Nope

If she met her celebrity crush she’d leave you for him in a heartbeat and fuk him senseless
post 1674258973 01-06-2023, 01:17 PM
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It’s more like 20th and it gets worse as she ages. If she’s 25 when you met your more likely her 120th.
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Originally Posted By RomanianChad⏩
lies

Your girls are lying. You think western adult women are virgins nowadays? Lmao
Well considering we have 2 kids and been together for well over a decade...

No, I do not think she is STILL a virgin.


I took 4 girls virginity before I was 19. Took 1 more at 21. Kept that one.
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post 1674259023 01-06-2023, 01:18 PM
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Originally Posted By RomanianChad⏩
you are an incel, you wouldn’t understand this
What is there to understand?

Imagine thinking who your wife fuked in high school literally years before she knew of your existence. Insecure beta thinking to worry about that.

Spoiler!
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Originally Posted By HayZues
Well considering we have 2 kids and been together for well over a decade...

No, I do not think she is STILL a virgin.


I took 4 girls virginity before I was 19. Took 1 more at 21. Kept that one.
What make you think any of them were virgins?
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Originally Posted By koreannoodles77⏩
I dont even have a 1st pick. The chick I ideally want doesn't realistically exist. So by principle I will always have to settle
Some 10/10’s on tiktok pal ded fkn srs
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Originally Posted By 8pieces⏩
What make you think any of them were virgins?
Lmao @ "think"


Incels gonna incel.
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Originally Posted By BillTheBro⏩
This thread comes up pretty much every day on the misc in some form


I don't really get why people make it
same reason people write reddit cuckold fantasies lol
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