No pics as I'm not at 50 posts yet...


this hot mulatta chick with a banging ass and beautifully toned legs was working out in front of me yesterday. Tight small waist. just ridiculous proportions.


She had her headphones on and just doing her timed workouts via her phone. She's not looking up at all. I was thinking about my entry for a while and was even rehearsing the lines I'd use, "Excuse me... I want to talk to you" "Hey I don't mean to come across like a creep, BUT..." "What are you listening to???"


all the while as I was moving closer to her bench but I was thinking so hard I actually tripped over my weights and fell right in front of her.

FUUUUuuuuuuuKKKKK

She gasped. Removed her earphones and askd

"OMG! ARE YOU OK?


I go, "Ya I'm fine."


She goes, "Oh okay." looking me right in the eyes.

me, "Hey do you come to this gym often?"

her, "No I'm just passing by here. I normally go to blah blah."

me, "you know I fell on purpose so I can just talk to you right?"

she starts laughing bigggg...... and says, "that's funny."

me, "Why don't we workout some time and crush a sushi buffet after?"

her, "that's love language right there."




exchanged #'s. talked all day yesterday.



That fall was honestly GOD SEND. this is the new approach in 2023. Feign a fall right in front of her.

yup for good. been a see-saw for 2 years. the tree fell.

The GoldenBull pulls another one from his bag of trickery. The GoldenBull is the Pitbull of the dating world. Ferocious, unrelenting, deceiving and smells blood from a mile away. Hold onto your girl real tight when the Bull is around.

Damn, GB, did your other account get perma'd?

those are some really awful pick up lines.

Gentlemen, hide your wives and daughters, the Golden Bull is on the loose.......

by hook or by crook

white girls only

LARP
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Even thinking those lines in your made up larp expose you as an autistic incel.

You really golden bull OP? I miss him bros, hol me pls

basically..... she found my misc account and was reading my degenerate posts without telling me.


AND SAW all the pics I posted of other girls I was banging. But that's not enough.

the straw that broke the camels back was

I had made sex videos on my mirrorless cam. I completely forgot to delete them as I never use that camera since phone tech is so advanced now. She found them and watched them.



I was like WHY WOULD YOU WATCH THEM YOU STUPID SLOOT!!!!!!!!!!


she whispered in the most heartbroken tone, "everything you say to them. you say to me."



it was over.


there's no coming back from that



Almost like some type of cathartic karma of all the lustful sins I've committed. everything just got dropped on me. nothing was left out.


the digital footprints are a bitchhhh

mutual eye contact-->mutual smiles-->small talk-->we should meet for a drink-->get her number-->text her in a couple days to set up the date ONLY.

1. you must only proceed in the above sequence. if you don't get the buying signals do not proceed.
2. you must take calculated risks if you want the cookie. do nothing get nothing.
3. you might get rejected. it's OK. not everyone is going to like you and you're not going to like everyone. that's life.

Yep, absolute larper.

I don't understand how you guys get off on this fake ass sht

Inb4 he posts the same 4 pics of him fuking literal hookers in some crack den with no furniture .

100% real.

Not the real TheGoldenBull Srs.

cope

Did you tell her about the one bedroom apartment you live in where you sleep on an old mattress on the floor? Surely that would get her wet

"she whispered in the most heartbroken tone, "everything you say to them. you say to me.""

lol

You came off a so weak op. Truth is they have their eye on someone in there. Chances are it’s not you. Not long ago this little Asian girl got the bar stuck on her while benching. 5 minutes earlier I told her she needed a spot. She said no. I pulled it off her and I told her I should have left that on you until you coughed up that number. Her and her friend looked at me like wow. Now she can’t even walk by me without dripping. They ain’t sheet op

that's the white boomer way.



I do the autistic Asian route.



When I approached that Latina law clerk working in the office next door


I literally walked in and just started asking her about her business........ she didn't even speak English. I just nervous smiled and gestured pen..... She gave me a pen and a piece of paper to write on. I wrote my # on it....... and left. Her boss actually filed a complaint against me in the building LMFAO


SHE STILL WHATSAPPED me the day after. We ended up banging for a good couple months until her boss deported her after seeing us together.


Anyway......the point is..... the approach doesn't have to be smooth...... if it's

1. Memorable
2. Funny(she laughs)

that is what happened.

she was sitting on the balcony with a bottle of painkillers in her hand. I tried to make it sound funny and short. but it was the most depressing thing I've ever seen.

2 bedrooms


but it's not the furniture or decor that gets them wet


if that's your betabuxx game then do you LMFAO

didnt read

You bang literal hookers though. That’s the embodiment of betabuxing

more betabuxx cope.

that's the only way you get laid. so you project. LOL @ You

lol @ retarded misc ****g0ts taking fake loser tunafissha seriously. srs

stopped reading at Asian girl.


I mean...... JFL

1/9/2023

Dear Diary,

Today I sucked a dink in the locker room. I'm going to go on the gay indian bodybuilding forums and say I met an HBB instead.

-OP