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post 1675245823 01-18-2023, 06:08 AM
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where do the socks go?

I have a pile of socks with no match. I'm pretty sure I didn't just stuff them up my ass. I mean nearly 100% sure -what what! So where are they?
post 1675246133 01-18-2023, 06:13 AM
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They are up your ass. ded srs. Look again
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post 1675246193 01-18-2023, 06:13 AM
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I borrow them so I have something to sniff while I enjoy a nice morning fap. Didn't think you'd mind.
post 1675246243 01-18-2023, 06:14 AM
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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG
They are up your ass. ded srs. Look again
okay. I may need assistance. but they aren't there. They must be somewhere. It's a mystery.
post 1675246793 01-18-2023, 06:20 AM
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This is one of the great mysteries of life.

I feel quite certain that Terry Pratchett has written something pithy and amusing on the subject.

I attempted to grab a quote and failed, but I found a page of quotes and thought you might like this one fromJingo-
She sighed again. She was familiar with the syndrome. They said they wanted a soulmate and helpmeet but sooner or later the list would include a skin like silk and a chest fit for a herd of cows.
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https://tropedia.fandom.com/wiki/Discworld/Quotes
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post 1675247553 01-18-2023, 06:29 AM
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Originally Posted By IPoopStandingUp
I borrow them so I have something to sniff while I enjoy a nice morning fap. Didn't think you'd mind.
thank you for letting me blame you.
Originally Posted By katya422
This is one of the great mysteries of life.

I feel quite certain that Terry Pratchett has written something pithy and amusing on the subject.

I attempted to grab a quote and failed, but I found a page of quotes and thought you might like this one fromJingo-




Link:
https://tropedia.fandom.com/wiki/Discworld/Quotes
I could never get used to his slap stick humor. I prefer my fantasy all dark and serious (picture a football team all done up in Viking costumes). lol. But yeah, I it is quite a mystery. At least I now have some insight on the subject.
post 1675292333 01-18-2023, 01:41 PM
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Inside your dryer. Ded serious. I opened up my dryer to repair it and found a bunch of socks inside.
post 1675335733 01-19-2023, 02:23 AM
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I don’t have a dryer, now what, bitch?
Remember the guy that gave up? Neither does anybody else.
post 1675336563 01-19-2023, 02:55 AM
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Originally Posted By saltypits
Inside your dryer. Ded serious. I opened up my dryer to repair it and found a bunch of socks inside.
This. Fukking crazy the chit you find inside dryers. I used to get between 8 and 13 bucks in loose change every time I'd service the dryer at a this one duplex.
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post 1675337133 01-19-2023, 03:10 AM
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don't know these feels OP (srs)

best guess is they might be up your ass?
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post 1675337873 01-19-2023, 03:41 AM
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post 1675337913 01-19-2023, 03:42 AM
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You jerk off into them troll
post 1675338013 01-19-2023, 03:50 AM
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Originally Posted By MegaSloot
I have a pile of socks with no match. I'm pretty sure I didn't just stuff them up my ass. I mean nearly 100% sure -what what! So where are they?
Will look in your ass with my meat camera.
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post 1675338053 01-19-2023, 03:52 AM
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Women shouldn’t wear or have socks unless they have ugly feet. Do you have ugly feet?
post 1675338333 01-19-2023, 04:11 AM
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is it the right or left sock you can't find?
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