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post 1675311063 01-18-2023, 05:22 PM
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Went through this girls phone after I smashed (just met her) (mind blown)

Met this cute tiny 21 y/o girl not too long ago, flirted back and forth for a while then went out. Came back to her place and smashed. She left to the bathroom afterwards and her phone was on the desk unlocked. Idk why I got the sudden urge to go through it for the lolz. Mind was blown at how many dudes were blowing it up. Literally 30+ simps in just text messages trying to make convo.

“How was your day beautiful”
“Goodnight and sweetdreams”
“You’re so gorgeous let me take you out”
“what’s your favorite color”

Just tons of stuff like that, all these guys left on unopened, fantasizing about this chick while a pretty much complete stranger just busted all over her with minimal effort.


Didnt even seem like a huge sloot from her socials and stuff. Goes to show that every girls getting bombarded with simps while getting pounded by SOMEONE lmao. Basically I’m never texting a girl to make conversation again lmfaoo

Also this was just text messages, can’t even imagine Insta and snap as well. cool chick though was fun, definitely staying in touch.

post 1675311153 01-18-2023, 05:23 PM
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Thought this was gonna be a blueberryboy thread when reading the first part of the thread title.
post 1675311223 01-18-2023, 05:25 PM
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By default they all have like 500 matches on any dating site, probably 1k+ if they swipe a little.
post 1675311243 01-18-2023, 05:25 PM
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did you listen to the audio message?
post 1675311263 01-18-2023, 05:25 PM
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That’s an escort breh.
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post 1675311343 01-18-2023, 05:26 PM
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OP is so deluded that he actually thinks he's the only random dude to sleep with this woman? You think most of those guys haven't been with her already?

You are like some guy at the front of the line at the Dollar Store, laughing at all of the people behind you. Bro, they are all going to get their goodies, they are just waiting their turn.
post 1675311773 01-18-2023, 05:33 PM
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Originally Posted By QuitYourCrying⏩
OP is so deluded that he actually thinks he's the only random dude to sleep with this woman? You think most of those guys haven't been with her already?

You are like some guy at the front of the line at the Dollar Store, laughing at all of the people behind you. Bro, they are all going to get their goodies, they are just waiting their turn.
yeah...theyve all fuked her that's why they are all "whachu up to sweetheart?"...if you dint know you would have done the same in a weeks time.
post 1675312523 01-18-2023, 05:44 PM
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Originally Posted By QuitYourCrying⏩
OP is so deluded that he actually thinks he's the only random dude to sleep with this woman? You think most of those guys haven't been with her already?

You are like some guy at the front of the line at the Dollar Store, laughing at all of the people behind you. Bro, they are all going to get their goodies, they are just waiting their turn.
I’m sure some of them are in her rotation but I don’t think those guys would be texting to make convo if they already smashed. She’s gonna hit them with the “sorry I fell asleep early”

Makes me think of when I’m into a girl and wanting to talk with her, I’m basically in the same boat as those guys 😭😭
post 1675312593 01-18-2023, 05:45 PM
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Too many people try to game a chick through text. Even if you do manage to talk to her regularly through text, when you finally meet up, the initial spark will most likely be gone.

1. Send a few texts
2. Schedule a time to meet up
3. If she says no/flakes, then move on from her because odds are she was never interested to begin with
post 1675312833 01-18-2023, 05:49 PM
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Originally Posted By northernlights7⏩
Thought this was gonna be a blueberryboy thread when reading the first part of the thread title.
Reminds me of the first night I smashed my most recent ex

It was at my parents house while they were away

We smashed in my old high school bedroom

Next morning I went downstairs to make us coffee etc noticed her phone was chilling on the coach
Looked at the main screen & it was the exact same

- 50 tinder notifications
- 20 whatsapp messages
- etc etc

I actually didn't contact her for a week bc I thought I was that lucky to have smashed and figured meeting up again was a lost cause


Only way to cope is by hoping most of the guys are low value or have 0 game ...so you can easily stand out
post 1675312873 01-18-2023, 05:49 PM
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post 1675312913 01-18-2023, 05:50 PM
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Originally Posted By QuitYourCrying⏩
OP is so deluded that he actually thinks he's the only random dude to sleep with this woman? You think most of those guys haven't been with her already?

You are like some guy at the front of the line at the Dollar Store, laughing at all of the people behind you. Bro, they are all going to get their goodies, they are just waiting their turn.
This exactly
post 1675312963 01-18-2023, 05:51 PM
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yeah i see this in real life too, these simps just dont keep their mouths shut. unless you have a path to getting something, just stfu
post 1675313143 01-18-2023, 05:53 PM
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is that a dating app or just texts?

cause if thats texts that means shes given out her number that many times. which means even more messages on an app
post 1675313173 01-18-2023, 05:53 PM
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"Hey! I'm sorry to hear that, I hope you are feeling better"

Ouch. Tell me you got blown off for Chad without telling me you got blown off for Chad.

Only thing missing is the "did you get home safe picking your friend up at the airport?" text
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post 1675313283 01-18-2023, 05:55 PM
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This is pretty much every girls phone today who is a 3/10 or better.
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post 1675313423 01-18-2023, 05:57 PM
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Originally Posted By BullittEV⏩
"How you been? Whatcha up to?"

Fkn rope incel lmao
Lmao he bought a rope that very night

Never with the double question hahahaha
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Should of mass messaged all of them with a photo of your dink in your hand saying, hope you enjoy my leftovers.
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post 1675313783 01-18-2023, 06:02 PM
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You know how a hot 21 year old woman who walks into a busy bar by herself is gonna get hit on by all kinds of dudes?

Dating aps/social media have made that a typical day, all day long, on a regular basis, for all hot women. That's what you're up against in the dating world these days. Even 4/10's can get a silly amount of attention from thirsty dudes thanks to those things these days.
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Originally Posted By blueberryboy⏩
Reminds me of the first night I smashed my most recent ex

It was at my parents house while they were away

We smashed in my old high school bedroom

Next morning I went downstairs to make us coffee etc noticed her phone was chilling on the coach
Looked at the main screen & it was the exact same

- 50 tinder notifications
- 20 whatsapp messages
- etc etc

I actually didn't contact her for a week bc I thought I was that lucky to have smashed and figured meeting up again was a lost cause


Only way to cope is by hoping most of the guys are low value or have 0 game ...so you can easily stand out
Of all those messages, whose sloppy seconds were you cleaning out with your weiner? Groce, probably got some other dudes dried jizz shoved up your dink. Now some randos DNA is forever apart of you.
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post 1675314163 01-18-2023, 06:09 PM
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absolutely pissening


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post 1675314243 01-18-2023, 06:10 PM
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Thats nothing compared to a typical egirl gets on discord.
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Originally Posted By DrugsToGetBig⏩
absolutely pissening


tours over if you're not a giga chad
who cares if youre a giga chad? lots of males in there

and SURELY she's only sleeping with one. i mean talking to one. i mean giving out her number to one. i mean going out on dates with one. surely..

the joke is on "giga chads" isnt it? thinking youre special and then...
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strong invasion of privacy
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Originally Posted By DrugsToGetBig⏩
absolutely pissening


tours over if you're not a giga chad
Pretty much. Time to go back to boozemaxxing every night.
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Originally Posted By Sevenlionz⏩
I’m sure some of them are in her rotation but I don’t think those guys would be texting to make convo if they already smashed. She’s gonna hit them with the “sorry I fell asleep early”

Makes me think of when I’m into a girl and wanting to talk with her, I’m basically in the same boat as those guys
OP just ripped the heart out of 99% of posters in here with this post

Just do what I do boys, every time you get feelings for some chick just google images, "taylor rain xxx" and take your pick of which thing she's actually doing.

lifes great, just gets better boyos
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I work with a 3/10 septum ringed whale (legit snorlax, no "thick") who looks exactly like Miss Piggy, if she was human and fatter. She showed me her phone once, a little bit after she broke up with her boyfriend.

One ex-NFL player inviting her over his mansion for the weekend (she went, then ghosted him for being "too clingy"), one bumble brah inviting her to Europe for their first date (all expense paid, obvi), and one tinder brah offering $100 for each foot pic she sends.

Then she showed me her week-old bumble account that already had 2000+ likes and countless messages from doctor chads/influencers/etc. she never responded to.

Good luck boyos.
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post 1675314663 01-18-2023, 06:18 PM
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For the record, I think it's dumb to text a girl these days.

You're just gonna get buried beneath texts like this, even if she's into you. She would have to be crazy into you for her to respond with any timely fashion.

call the chick, be a bunch of grown ups and call the girl. Make her answer the damn phone and speak like a grown up. If she isn't willing to do that, she isn't serious. Nothing lost.
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If you opened each text I'm willing to bet she's replied to each one, those aren't cold text messages either... Sloots gonna sloot
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Originally Posted By dopamine72⏩
This is pretty much every girls phone today who is a 3/10 or better.
I keep telling people that females aren't the problem, dudes are the damn problem. It's been that way for over a decade now.
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