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Thread: About to phuck some married woman who says she’s in an open relationship

post 1675410843 01-20-2023, 05:24 AM
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About to phuck some married woman who says she’s in an open relationship

Almost there. Will update when it’s over
7. Goals in life:
1. Phuck a girl from every country.
2. Impregnate foreign sloots and flee the country
3. Achieve spiritual/physical and sexual enlightenment
4. Live in Tuscany. There I will share a passionate encounter with an olived skinned, curly haired, italian goddess
5. Learn Spanish/Italian/Russian and Arabic
6. Become a buddhist monk and go awol in the Himalayan mountains
7. Live in Egypt for a year, where I would spend many nights plowing the allah out of Egyptian goddesses
post 1675410943 01-20-2023, 05:26 AM
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Pls stay safe
post 1675411273 01-20-2023, 05:37 AM
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lol@ banging some baldcels sloppy seconds instead of prime 18-21 year old poon
post 1675411443 01-20-2023, 05:40 AM
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Guns don't kill people.

Husbands who come home early do.

Stay safe OP.
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post 1675414293 01-20-2023, 06:50 AM
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Mane. I raw dogged that pussay so good.
7. Goals in life:
1. Phuck a girl from every country.
2. Impregnate foreign sloots and flee the country
3. Achieve spiritual/physical and sexual enlightenment
4. Live in Tuscany. There I will share a passionate encounter with an olived skinned, curly haired, italian goddess
5. Learn Spanish/Italian/Russian and Arabic
6. Become a buddhist monk and go awol in the Himalayan mountains
7. Live in Egypt for a year, where I would spend many nights plowing the allah out of Egyptian goddesses
post 1675414533 01-20-2023, 06:54 AM
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Originally Posted By lnvictus⏩
Did you creampie?
Hell yeah I did. I actually was lasting pretty good, but as soon as she wrapped her legs around me and pulled my hair, it was all over
7. Goals in life:
1. Phuck a girl from every country.
2. Impregnate foreign sloots and flee the country
3. Achieve spiritual/physical and sexual enlightenment
4. Live in Tuscany. There I will share a passionate encounter with an olived skinned, curly haired, italian goddess
5. Learn Spanish/Italian/Russian and Arabic
6. Become a buddhist monk and go awol in the Himalayan mountains
7. Live in Egypt for a year, where I would spend many nights plowing the allah out of Egyptian goddesses
post 1675414593 01-20-2023, 06:55 AM
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are you looking for clout ? srs not mirin
post 1675414803 01-20-2023, 06:59 AM
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Originally Posted By OffwhiteBrah⏩
are you looking for clout ? srs not mirin
Nah, not really. Phucking her was the equivalent of being repped by someone in red. Meaningless. I only did it because I can.
7. Goals in life:
1. Phuck a girl from every country.
2. Impregnate foreign sloots and flee the country
3. Achieve spiritual/physical and sexual enlightenment
4. Live in Tuscany. There I will share a passionate encounter with an olived skinned, curly haired, italian goddess
5. Learn Spanish/Italian/Russian and Arabic
6. Become a buddhist monk and go awol in the Himalayan mountains
7. Live in Egypt for a year, where I would spend many nights plowing the allah out of Egyptian goddesses
post 1675415023 01-20-2023, 07:02 AM
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Those types REALLY get around, I went to a swingers club with one up in Toronto and she fked everything in sight, I wanted to see what she was like before I did anything with her and said I'm good, glad you had fun though lol.
post 1675415103 01-20-2023, 07:04 AM
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Negged for no pics
post 1675415223 01-20-2023, 07:07 AM
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Does her husband know that he's in an open relationship because when they find out by walking in on you balls deep in their wife they get kind of mad.
post 1675415333 01-20-2023, 07:09 AM
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Negged
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post 1675416153 01-20-2023, 07:24 AM
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Pls stay safe
Originally Posted By ilovelifenow⏩
Mane. I raw dogged that pussay so good.
Good luck on your STD 2023 goals.
post 1675416913 01-20-2023, 07:38 AM
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I may be wrong but the entire story was likely fabricated and this was simply a test run prior to the main event which will occur during your next rendezvous where immediately post coitus she will waddle off to the restroom and blast out a formidable chocolate flotilla then scream for you and your night of pleasure will suddenly evaporate into a long evening of aggressive and ultimately unsuccessful plungering with your very witty and hilarious got milf tshirt pulled up over your nose
post 1675416983 01-20-2023, 07:38 AM
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Negged since no pics
post 1675417103 01-20-2023, 07:40 AM
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pics pics pics pics.

loading the neg cannons
post 1675417263 01-20-2023, 07:42 AM
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Ban this idiot for larping with no proof
post 1675417923 01-20-2023, 07:54 AM
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post 1675421873 01-20-2023, 08:53 AM
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Originally Posted By Silencespeaks⏩
Negged srs

And I never neg except cheaters and home wreckers.
Your slooting is no different in the eyes of God
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post 1675426413 01-20-2023, 09:59 AM
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Negged
post 1675426423 01-20-2023, 09:59 AM
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Originally Posted By Midi77⏩
Those types REALLY get around, I went to a swingers club with one up in Toronto and she fked everything in sight, I wanted to see what she was like before I did anything with her and said I'm good, glad you had fun though lol.
So I was hanging with this slut we went to a slut convention then she started doing slutty things and I got really turned off like "nah I'm good lol"




I'm not sure what you thought you were getting into or what would happen, lol
post 1675428303 01-20-2023, 10:29 AM
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be sure to strap a board across your ass so you dont fall in, The nearest basketball team has probably already been in there.
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post 1675428793 01-20-2023, 10:38 AM
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i think unfortunately it's assumed you're LARPing due to no pics brother (ded fkn Srs)



thx for the LARP
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post 1675429103 01-20-2023, 10:43 AM
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Easy neg for things that didn't happen
post 1675627563 01-23-2023, 05:10 AM
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Some of y'all have been miscing for years but still dont get "aweir" threads...
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