cliffs:

was out with TooAnabolic for his birthday
i mentioned it to some gal sitting next to us who kept looking over at him
she was going on and on about how he didn't look his age and doesn't have wrinkles or visible pores blah blah
her boyfriend comes back and she looks disappointed
dude literally introduces himself as Tim (inb4 MBisonSon)
he is physically the human embodiment of this:

fkn brootal timpill

incidentally, i continue to drop weight at about the same pace, so i think i might have Space AIDS srs

sloots gonna sloot

doesn't matter, had sex

space AIDS ain't no joke brah

pls be safe

You drinking and smooching gals again??

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.yeah. i smooched a gal friend from years ago on monday night. it was kinda nice. hopefully she doesn't mention it to her boyfriend when he cooms back to town

legit imagine if you leave town and your gal is smooching a scumbag like me fkn lmao

i'm only drinking if there's a plan tho. like if homeboy is hanging with his retarded EDMcel pals or something tonight i won't go out

it's too big of a waste of calories to go out solo even though i can make new friendos instantly and strike something up with a gal probably 75% of the time

i dunno, not gonna fall into that trap

also, today i'm doing bench, ohp and tri extension in my shed lmao