Christmas is over. However, Christmas has been failed for many years. Just so there's no future slip ups, this is truly what a man needs.



So this is it, I hit the Christmas dream and now pussy men need to LEARN, as follows:

Your tree:

3ft tree - check
Chains - check
Plates as a base - check
Protein baubles - check

Your gifts:

Protein - check
Chains - check
Chalk - check
Creatine - check
Test boosters and other boosters - check
Grippers - check
Hair gel for that spiky hair **** - check
Call of Duty world at war - check
WD-40 - check
A4 paper - check
Mma fighting shorts - check
Weights - check
Affliction shirts - check


Anything else and you are entering female territory. Be a man, get epic **** and go about the new year.

Taking down rippedmas tree :/

Give us a warning ⚠️ Before u go crazy and hurt people (srs)

Why the cod waw you ask? That teaches you how to be a true man. That is no videogame, that is a history lesson on the dark age of war. The hardcore events that would transform your stupid wimpy minds.

It is a lubricant. Men need it for tools and for **** in the house, real men may go further beyond and hurt themselves with it.

Also, **** silly air purifiers and cleaners, this should be the scent of your house.

Everytime I go to people's houses and it just smells like flowers, lol? Either wd-40 or leak some petrol behind the sofa.

What's the bet 99% of men last year got either perfume, retard designer shirt/skinny jeans to cover a 40% bf physique, teddy bears, makeup or chocolate. Maybe a wimpy card.

I swear guys aren't even guys anymore LOL. Something happened in around 2011-2013ish.