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» It's Suuuuuuunday night, wagecels! TALIBAN edition!
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post 1676611523 02-05-2023, 03:57 PM
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It's Suuuuuuunday night, wagecels! TALIBAN edition!

Imagine predator drones circling overhead, yesterday you watched a dozen of your best friends get converted into pink mist, starving with little food or water, haven't had a warm shower in months, never more than a few hours sleep, no women, not sure your family is even still alive, your only defense is a $50 AK with no optics at all....

You look over at your one-eyed commander Abdullah, "at least we're not wagie slaves for Mr. Noseberg, sitting around in an office trying to fix Powerpoint formatting and using phrases like "value add" and "circle back." It could be much worse."


post 1676612013 02-05-2023, 04:08 PM
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Every day is Saturday for me bro but thanks for checking.

Will be retired 5 years this May. Ded. Fkn. Srs.
post 1676622053 02-05-2023, 06:35 PM
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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken


One of the most blackpilling things I have ever read in over a decade on the internet. 100% srs.
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post 1676622463 02-05-2023, 06:44 PM
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Originally Posted By FA*******
One of the most blackpilling things I have ever read in over a decade on the internet. 100% srs.
Life under the taliban is less oppressive and restricting than wage slaving for Mr. Shekelstein. Let that sink all the way in.
post 1676622583 02-05-2023, 06:47 PM
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Going to grow a beard and convert to Islam.
post 1676622683 02-05-2023, 06:50 PM
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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken
Imagine predator drones circling overhead, yesterday you watched a dozen of your best friends get converted into pink mist, starving with little food or water, haven't had a warm shower in months, never more than a few hours sleep, no women, not sure your family is even still alive, your only defense is a $50 AK with no optics at all....

You look over at your one-eyed commander Abdullah, "at least we're not wagie slaves for Mr. Noseberg, sitting around in an office trying to fix Powerpoint formatting and using phrases like "value add" and "circle back." It could be much worse."


Phukking Brutal
post 1676623343 02-05-2023, 07:03 PM
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Got fukk all to do tomo.

Might get lucky with this hinge sloot tho
post 1676623633 02-05-2023, 07:08 PM
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god damn im ready to lay on some tracks
post 1676623683 02-05-2023, 07:09 PM
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reminder that op looks up cuck stories on reddit to post here
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If you are reading this - go do 100 push ups.
post 1676623833 02-05-2023, 07:11 PM
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Originally Posted By monster0ultra
I literally said that in the "all quiet on western front" thread and everyone called me a studio gangster.
Look how happy and self actualized these men are when part of a marauding horde.

You think they get depressed every sunday? Fuhgettaboutit.

Took control of an entire country with little more than sheer will.

post 1676624013 02-05-2023, 07:14 PM
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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken
Took control of an entire country with little more than sheer will.

Taliban are legit!
post 1676624193 02-05-2023, 07:17 PM
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Originally Posted By Mountaineer92
reminder that op looks up cuck stories on reddit to post here
The last one I posted was too much, where the cuck got penetrated by his wife's boyfriend. I don't have it in me anymore.
post 1676624223 02-05-2023, 07:18 PM
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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken
The last one I posted was too much, where the cuck got penetrated by his wife's boyfriend. I don't have it in me anymore.
oh lawd
post 1676624853 02-05-2023, 07:33 PM
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Lol brootal.

Victory brought order, but the order came with a price.

I wonder how many more will start to feel this way and if it will lead to a revolt or a civil war within their ranks.
post 1676625413 02-05-2023, 07:43 PM
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When you are young you cheer for Batman. You get older and you start to understand the Joker.
post 1676626083 02-05-2023, 07:54 PM
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Originally Posted By BrunotheBoxer
Every day is Saturday for me bro but thanks for checking.

Will be retired 5 years this May. Ded. Fkn. Srs.
Yeah I’m using leveraged etfs-spxl and tecl.

I’m taking the risk so I can have millions and retire at age 45 or so.
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post 1676626303 02-05-2023, 08:00 PM
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Originally Posted By Jasonw1178
When you are young you cheer for Batman. You get older and you start to understand the Joker.
Batman is a rich jacked Chad that bangs 11/10 hbb's on the regular

Joker is a incel loser fgt that would probably join antifa

If you identify with the clown than you got some issues ded srs
post 1676626353 02-05-2023, 08:02 PM
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Originally Posted By Voidgaze
Lol brootal.

Victory brought order, but the order came with a price.

I wonder how many more will start to feel this way and if it will lead to a revolt or a civil war within their ranks.
Bro there is ZERO chance they're ever going to let bankers and media conglomerates come in and enslave them by the million. Make them all little profit generating machines for the ELITES lol.

They are a warring people, by nature. They probably think we are the biggest losers in the world for not walking staight into our owners' offices and slowly sawing their heads off with rusty hunting knives.
post 1676627043 02-05-2023, 08:14 PM
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more and more as this clown world passes by, the more I understand why the Taliban does what it does


but this aint it tho lmaoo, 20 years of US occupation and even my based Afghan brahs have been infected by western liberalism
positivity brah crew
dont take my posts too srs crew srs
JFL @ everything crew
lol @ tradies srs crew
BIG LOL @ sky tradies srs crew (RealAesthetic)
indian crew
living in clown world crew so screw it crew
anti-degen crew
post 1676627713 02-05-2023, 08:26 PM
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Originally Posted By sooby
more and more as this clown world passes by, the more I understand why the Taliban does what it does
Used to think they were the evilest motherfukkers ever. Now I begrudgingly respect them for being willing to die before succumbing to westernism.
post 1677559793 02-19-2023, 09:10 PM
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LMAO more of the taliban getting red pilled on wagie life





post 1677559883 02-19-2023, 09:12 PM
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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken
LMAO more of the taliban getting red pilled on wagie life





tomorrow is a holiday though!
post 1677559923 02-19-2023, 09:12 PM
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boss sent me a message at 9pm to come in early tomorrow
absolutely brutal
post 1677560363 02-19-2023, 09:22 PM
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true hobo warriors
Make Europe Germany Again
post 1677561053 02-19-2023, 09:36 PM
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Wat is this kabulchit
post 1677561143 02-19-2023, 09:38 PM
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Originally Posted By Azrairc
boss sent me a message at 9pm to come in early tomorrow
absolutely brutal
It's hard out there for a wagie. I bet you don't even get to leave early.

post 1677561373 02-19-2023, 09:42 PM
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Originally Posted By havoc00
tomorrow is a holiday though!
Not for me
post 1677561693 02-19-2023, 09:48 PM
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Taliban taking Ls left and right:

1. USA withdraws, no more ez money, no more 3 meals a day;
2. Da'esh + Al Qaida rise up, some throwing off their 'police uniforms';
3. Taliban getting cucked by terrorist attacks, one even on Russia's embassy killing diplomats;
4. Now cut off from funding in major ways for their chit on children in schools, NGOs.

And now, they are the most peasant form of wagecels. ANSWER THOSE EMAILS, TALIBAN PLEBS! LOL
post 1677561823 02-19-2023, 09:51 PM
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Kazynski predicted this
post 1677562303 02-19-2023, 09:59 PM
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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken
Imagine predator drones circling overhead, yesterday you watched a dozen of your best friends get converted into pink mist, starving with little food or water, haven't had a warm shower in months, never more than a few hours sleep, no women, not sure your family is even still alive, your only defense is a $50 AK with no optics at all....

You look over at your one-eyed commander Abdullah, "at least we're not wagie slaves for Mr. Noseberg, sitting around in an office trying to fix Powerpoint formatting and using phrases like "value add" and "circle back." It could be much worse."


Monday is a holiday for us (Presidents’ Day)
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