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» Should I spend another $200 on the Russian Massage Parlor after work today (srs)
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post 1676792983 02-08-2023, 12:13 PM
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Should I spend another $200 on the Russian Massage Parlor after work today (srs)

Apparently they have new Ukrainian girl working there. She’s 5’10 blonde blue eyed with a D cup rack

Apparently she rims you as well

My ass and balls do feel a bity sweaty today. I would love for a hot blonde blue eyed Ukrainian girl to lick my ******* with her tounge and start tounge fcking my butthole.

My sweat will be all over her tounge as she will be munching on my ass
post 1676793463 02-08-2023, 12:19 PM
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Originally Posted By ZoomerBrah
Apparently they have new Ukrainian girl working there. She’s 5’10 blonde blue eyed with a D cup rack

Apparently she rims you as well

My ass and balls do feel a bity sweaty today. I would love for a hot blonde blue eyed Ukrainian girl to lick my ******* with her tounge and start tounge fcking my butthole.

My sweat will be all over her tounge as she will be munching on my ass
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post 1676793693 02-08-2023, 12:22 PM
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post 1676793803 02-08-2023, 12:23 PM
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Find Jesus, you goddamned degenerate.
post 1676794373 02-08-2023, 12:33 PM
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Originally Posted By Kaliconic
Find Jesus, you goddamned degenerate.
Bro I know you’re jealous. I know you want a 5’10 blonde blue eyed Ukrainian girl rimming your sweaty butt hole. Don’t lie to me
post 1676795663 02-08-2023, 12:54 PM
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Originally Posted By Kaliconic
Find Jesus, you goddamned degenerate.
Jealous brav
post 1676795833 02-08-2023, 12:56 PM
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Here's an idea, just buy the damnn place. Since simps have so much $$, dunno why they don't do this more often. I mean you're already dabbling in prostitution if you're not going just for a massage so why not go all the way? Be this guy:
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post 1676796183 02-08-2023, 01:03 PM
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Stop it with this larp nonsense

You already said you were like 22 and wfh with your parents

Post receipts if true then
post 1676796453 02-08-2023, 01:08 PM
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Originally Posted By blueberryboy
Stop it with this larp nonsense

You already said you were like 22 and wfh with your parents

Post receipts if true then
I WFH 3 days, and 2 days are in the office

How can I post receipts you moron. They only take cash. This is illegal, they won’t give out receipts for a rub and tug
post 1676796573 02-08-2023, 01:11 PM
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Originally Posted By ZoomerBrah
I WFH 3 days, and 2 days are in the office

How can I post receipts you moron. They only take cash. This is illegal, they won’t give out receipts for a rub and tug
Didn't mean literal sales receipts, moron .

Anything can be a receipt even a fking pic of the place from outside
post 1676796643 02-08-2023, 01:11 PM
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Feeling sorry for prostitute.
post 1676798453 02-08-2023, 01:43 PM
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Originally Posted By Jasonw1178
Feeling sorry for prostitute.
She literally gets $200 an hour to lick a dudes ass and get pounded. Why should you feel sorry for her? You don’t even make half that for an hour and you are a wagecuck in a cubicle.

She easily makes over 200,000 just to get pleasured
post 1676799793 02-08-2023, 02:06 PM
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Originally Posted By ZoomerBrah
She literally gets $200 an hour to lick a dudes ass and get pounded. Why should you feel sorry for her? You don’t even make half that for an hour and you are a wagecuck in a cubicle.

She easily makes over 200,000 just to get pleasured
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post 1676807183 02-08-2023, 04:19 PM
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Originally Posted By ZoomerBrah
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Deciding to go. I’ll let you all know how it goes
post 1676813433 02-08-2023, 06:23 PM
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Here's how it went :

The 5'10 blonde blue eyed Ukranian girls name was Summer. . She wore a black sweater dress that made it just past her ass and was low cut in the front. Her D Cup tits were hanging out of her sweater. When she saw me, she immediately hugged me and grabbed my junk. She was a legit 9/10. I can't believe some men don't pay for sex. Most dudes cant get girls this hot without paying. I guess more 9/10 eastern European girls for me LOL

She led me to the room and told me to change and she will be right back. I stripped down and laid face down on the table, did not bother cover myself, and waited patiently. In a couple of minutes, Summer walked back in. She then began to give a very ok massage, mostly just a continuous rub up and down my back. I think she was sizing me up also because she was asking questions all throughout the massage. Where I'm from, where I live, what I do and so forth. It didn't feel uncomfortable though, she was personable and very easy to talk to (much easier to communicate than most AMPs).

She continued the massage for a while and then pulled that move where they stand at the head of the table and slowly make her way down to my butt. All the while putting her crotch as close to my face as possible and making sure that her tits were making contact with my head and back. When she saw that I didn't mind her advances, she asked if she could sit on top of me, which I immediately obliged. She straddled me and ran her whole body up and down my back for a bit. She hopped off and made her way to the front of the table again and grabbed my hands and placed them on her ass, she continued the massage like this while I hiked up her dress and enjoyed a couple of handfuls. She was wearing a lacy black cheeky thong underneath.

As soon as I started to finger her vag, she immediately told me to shush and put a hand over my mouth. She said "Shhhhh, this will be our little secret" and she smiled and winked at me. She then hopped on my back again and began to finger my butt. I almost couldn't believe it, but after about 30 seconds of this, she started to rim me. I was hot and sweaty from being at work all day, but she didn't mind rimming me down there. She used a lot of spit while she played with my hole. She was giggling the entire time. She rimmed me for about 20 minutes SRS. She was making her tounge go deeper and deeper into my hole, it was euphoric.

After this, she asked me to flip. She started working me slowly while my hands wandered. She put one knee on the table, in between my torso and my arm, which gave me a nice angle to rub her while she rubbed me. She then put her other knee on the table and pulled my arm up in between her legs where she rubbed up against my forearm and I could grab her ass. She pulled her dress up to her shoulders revealing a matching lacy bra. She leaned over me and buried my face in her chest and began moaning softly in my ear.

I couldn't take it anymore so I grabbed her and began to pound away. She was moaning the entire time. When I was close to busting, she went on her knees and I shot my seed deep into her throat and she swallowed it all.

My session was over. I handed her $200 and she gave me a kiss on the cheek and sent me on my way.
post 1676815593 02-08-2023, 07:00 PM
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Shut up you gay indian. Go whack it elsewhere
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