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post 1677188343 02-14-2023, 11:30 AM
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Marriedcel notes how many times he fuks his wife in 5 years



Just lmao at married cucks.
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post 1677188613 02-14-2023, 11:35 AM
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lmao i was like lmao
post 1677188743 02-14-2023, 11:38 AM
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That's actually quite a bit...lucky bastard
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post 1677188763 02-14-2023, 11:39 AM
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Gonna need pics of wife
post 1677188773 02-14-2023, 11:39 AM
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how many were consensual tho
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post 1677188803 02-14-2023, 11:40 AM
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negged for no pics of a milf at least
post 1677188913 02-14-2023, 11:42 AM
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I wonder what was the prompt for the four a days
That whole chart looks bad but is above average for a marriedcel
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post 1677188963 02-14-2023, 11:42 AM
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Actually looks pretty reasonable, far stranger is that he is documenting it.
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post 1677188983 02-14-2023, 11:42 AM
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I wonder how some guys end up in this situation. Are they just not staying fukable or something?

Is this by choice, or is he being turned down? Source?
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post 1677189013 02-14-2023, 11:43 AM
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Pathetic AF. At least it hasn't tapered off and he seens to be layin' it down in jan 2023
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post 1677189123 02-14-2023, 11:44 AM
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2018 was the year he came close to cheating I suspect.
Or divorce.
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post 1677189253 02-14-2023, 11:47 AM
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post 1677189303 02-14-2023, 11:47 AM
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
I wonder how some guys end up in this situation. Are they just not staying fukable or something?

Is this by choice, or is he being turned down? Source?
Bro there are miscers in here saying this is "reasonable" and "not that bad". LMAO. Their mind is already conditioned to getting rejected by their future wife.
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post 1677189413 02-14-2023, 11:48 AM
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Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩
how many were consensual tho
I thought they cancelled you.
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post 1677189813 02-14-2023, 11:54 AM
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
I wonder how some guys end up in this situation. Are they just not staying fukable or something?

Is this by choice, or is he being turned down? Source?
There are many ways she can lose attraction and it goes beyond physical appearance.


Being a beta bitch is a sure fire way to celibacy.


Playing video games all the time and not fixing stuff around the house.

Being bad in bed.

Only 10 percent of men are good in bed and 5 percent are great.

It's too complex to list everything.
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post 1677189943 02-14-2023, 11:56 AM
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Imagine having sex with the same chick for the rest of your life. Would rather fap to porn, ded fkn srs
post 1677190143 02-14-2023, 11:58 AM
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Assuming they have kids and careers, a couple times a month ain’t too bad for an average beta officecel with a presumably 4/10 aging fat wife.

His sex drive is probably low too. Why we blaming the fat sloot she probably puts out when he iniates.
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post 1677190223 02-14-2023, 11:59 AM
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Originally Posted By Tuga88⏩
Bro there are miscers in here saying this is "reasonable" and "not that bad". LMAO. Their mind is already conditioned to getting rejected by their future wife.
IIRC once or twice a week is average, 52 weeks minus maybe 12 weeks for her menstrual cycle = 40X to 80X
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post 1677190433 02-14-2023, 12:02 PM
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Originally Posted By Tuga88⏩
Bro there are miscers in here saying this is "reasonable" and "not that bad". LMAO. Their mind is already conditioned to getting rejected by their future wife.
Other than the months where nothing happens, it doesn't seemtoobad on closer inspection.
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post 1677190483 02-14-2023, 12:03 PM
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Originally Posted By katya422⏩
IIRC once or twice a week is average, 52 weeks minus maybe 12 weeks for her menstrual cycle = 40X to 80X
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post 1677190523 02-14-2023, 12:03 PM
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Originally Posted By AWSbruh⏩
Imagine having sex with the same chick for the rest of your life. Would rather fap to porn, ded fkn srs
Not only that but if you’re married then you are literally paying to have access to just one AGING vagina for the rest of your life.

And if you don’t do exactly what she wants, she’ll cut you off.

She cuts you off or becomes fat and unattractive and you go have JUST SEX with another woman?

She’ll take everything you own, including your own children.

She cheats on you?

It’s totally fine according to the courts because you forget to take out the trash one time back in 2014.

Just LOL
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post 1677190553 02-14-2023, 12:03 PM
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Originally Posted By MustardTiger17⏩
I thought they cancelled you.
wat dat means kuwaitancelled
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post 1677190813 02-14-2023, 12:07 PM
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Originally Posted By CodeMajic⏩
Not only that but if you’re married then you are literally paying to have access to just one AGING vagina for the rest of your life.

And if you don’t do exactly what she wants, she’ll cut you off.

She cuts you off or becomes fat and unattractive and you go have JUST SEX with another woman?

She’ll take everything you own, including your own children.

She cheats on you?

It’s totally fine according to the courts because you forget to take out the trash one time back in 2014.

Just LOL
Marriage is about raising a family not slaying new hot poon till you die.

If you want to be a 50 year old degenerate still chasing random sloots go right head
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post 1677190903 02-14-2023, 12:08 PM
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A lot of peoples relationships suck. This could just as easily be some LTR, but I would argue more sex the the average single guy by a pretty big margin

This sort of thing should be established before you're married or at least talked about. I can think of two occasions where I've gone more than a day in between post baby and deployment
post 1677190983 02-14-2023, 12:10 PM
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lol brah me and my wife fuk multiple times weekly... never a problem. only thing that stops us is being tired or kids being around. find a decent woman and a decent relationship.

Miscers are the ones cucking themselves by never getting married... although i think its great because most of you are mentally ill. No need for your genes to continue.
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What's worse is this is reddit and be refers to it as "sexual encounters" which is vague enough to potentially mean a few different things.

Brb watch my wife fuk her boyfriend
Brb sexual encounter check that on the calendar lol
post 1677191073 02-14-2023, 12:11 PM
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Originally Posted By Jms89⏩
lol brah me and my wife fuk multiple times weekly... never a problem. only thing that stops us is being tired or kids being around. find a decent woman and a decent relationship.
And a decent family that has cookouts on the beach. Like seriously bro
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Originally Posted By criminal_manne⏩
Marriage is about raising a family not slaying new hot poon till you die.

If you want to be a 50 year old degenerate still chasing random sloots go right head
Maybe I will
And I’ll enjoy the miserable looks on the faces of every married guy I see who wish they could take their life back
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Originally Posted By DolphinPilot⏩
What's worse is this is reddit and be refers to it as "sexual encounters" which is vague enough to potentially mean a few different things.

Brb watch my wife fuk her boyfriend
Brb sexual encounter check that on the calendar lol
lmfao
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