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Forum ยป I hate job hunting, interviews and the corporate world in general to a great degree
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post 1677245433 02-15-2023, 06:36 AM
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I hate job hunting, interviews and the corporate world in general to a great degree

God knows how much I despise having to put on this fake happy go lucky persona in an attempt to impress a bunch of balding boomers who ain't chit outside of their boring fuk ass jobs. I don't give a rat's ass about your chit company, I just need a job and some money. Let's get real you fuking cuck. Nobody cares and you're sitting here acting like hot chit while your wife is riding Jamal's cawk.

I hate how fake everything is. I hate the retarded questions and smug corporate attitude. Fuark.
post 1677245473 02-15-2023, 06:37 AM
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Three words. Gay for pay.
7. Goals in life:
1. Phuck a girl from every country.
2. Impregnate foreign sloots and flee the country
3. Achieve spiritual/physical and sexual enlightenment
4. Live in Tuscany. There I will share a passionate encounter with an olived skinned, curly haired, italian goddess
5. Learn Spanish/Italian/Russian and Arabic
6. Become a buddhist monk and go awol in the Himalayan mountains
7. Live in Egypt for a year, where I would spend many nights plowing the allah out of Egyptian goddesses
post 1677245643 02-15-2023, 06:40 AM
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its the worst
post 1677246253 02-15-2023, 06:52 AM
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tell me, what are your strengths and weaknesses op
post 1677246433 02-15-2023, 06:57 AM
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Let's be honest, you are interviewing for fast food jobs or an assistant manager position at your local Walgreens. You have no idea what a corporate job interview consists of. Cheers!
post 1677246463 02-15-2023, 06:58 AM
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I hate interviews more than anyone. Thankfully I haven't had to do one in 6ish years despite getting 3 new positions in that time
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post 1677247013 02-15-2023, 07:14 AM
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Stronger feels have never been felt.

Job interviews are the WOAT brah. You have to sit there like a cuck with a fake smile and feminine vocal tone trying to โ€œsell yourselfโ€ with false positivity while empty suits judge every word you say and every facial expression you make. I canโ€™t stand that chit. Iโ€™ve stayed in jobs Iโ€™ve hated longer than I should have just to avoid interviewing.

But then once youโ€™re at the job itโ€™s the same thing. Like you said, I literally donโ€™t give a single fuk about this job. Iโ€™m only here to make money so I can live a decent quality of life. But I have to act like a beta cuck for 40 hours a week while Iโ€™m trapped at this cubicle/cage earning a fraction of a penny on the dollar of the companyโ€™s profits for myself. All while my body and mind breaks down from rotting in front of a screen, all motivation is sucked away, all hope lost.

Corporate America is a fuking piece of chit. I wish I knew how to escape.
post 1677247423 02-15-2023, 07:24 AM
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Thatโ€™s great OP, but give me an example of when youโ€™ve had to work as a team and contributed to the success of a project?
post 1677247513 02-15-2023, 07:27 AM
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Honestly that's just the front office. They kiss the bosses ass for promotions, meanwhile boomer boss doesn't respect them in the least.

The old balding boomer guys are legit the best. You can talk a lot of **** to em. They hate the modern world are old school
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