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Forum ยป This is the dating-life resumee of most women
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Thread: This is the dating-life resumee of most women

post 1677681463 02-21-2023, 02:56 PM
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This is the dating-life resumee of most women

16-20yo: first bf, first heartbreak
20-23yo: world traveling, festivals, experimenting, "use me as your fuk toy, daddy"
23-25yo: time for a new love
25-27yo: yo this might be serious
27-30yo: jk, back to getting throatpied again
30-33yo: hmm its really time to settle... let me hit up timothy from 7 years ago, he actually cared about me and i heard he actually earns very well
33-35yo: wants to marry timothy - he agrees because of his lack of alternatives, she gets pregnant
35-38yo: mom-life, representing "the perfect family" on instagram
38-41yo: "idk timothy.. im feeling really unfulfilled" while having an affair on the side
41-43yo: divorce, milf-phase, back to "exploring herself" while getting alimony, meanwhile timothy becomes a miscer
43-46yo: gets raw-dogged by younger guys to satisfy her "inner cougar"
46-50yo: declining sex-drive, mildly frustrated, might try with timothy again
50-55yo: menopause, little to no sexdrive, timothy is no longer attracted to her since he can get younger women, "women in my age have it really hard... i barely get any male attention.."


welp, atleast timothy reproduced i guess
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post 1677681713 02-21-2023, 03:03 PM
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actually pretty on point tbh
post 1677681773 02-21-2023, 03:06 PM
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Actually hella based.

The only change I'd make is 20-26 - traveling/festivals etc
post 1677681813 02-21-2023, 03:07 PM
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Pretty decent other than missing the part where she balloons into a whale
post 1677681893 02-21-2023, 03:08 PM
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such is life for timothy
It is the current year.
post 1677681903 02-21-2023, 03:09 PM
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BASED but this is brutal
post 1677681953 02-21-2023, 03:10 PM
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Brutal
post 1677682133 02-21-2023, 03:14 PM
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Nailed it

LOL @ women. Imagine taking them seriously
post 1677684053 02-21-2023, 04:07 PM
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Originally Posted By BalognaNbeans⏩
Brutal
ROFL @ your profile pic every time
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post 1677684953 02-21-2023, 04:23 PM
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these days girls have bfs from like 11-16 years old. 17-22 is the first mega sloot phase in college, followed by travelling, "finding themselves", getting a BF

some of these women don't pro-create, let alone marry, so there's that prolonged period where they are looking for a relationship, only to be used, pumped and dumped by men when they are in their 30s and wondering where all the good men at. jfl
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post 1677685253 02-21-2023, 04:28 PM
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