The poor manlet at the office

Guy at the office has the same first name I do. He is 5'8" on a good day and I am 6'6"+. This has led to some confusion so we are now identified by everyone a short **** and tall **** or little **** and big ****.

I have urged everyone to stop doing this as short **** is not taking it well. The women in the office are the worst offenders and think it's hilarious.
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