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post 1678036473 02-27-2023, 05:26 PM
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Married sloot apparently thinks i am Chris Hemsworth... (Pics)






Cus i ain't coming back for seconds... Well maybe
post 1678036493 02-27-2023, 05:27 PM
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Not too late to delete the thread
Not in the AM
post 1678036633 02-27-2023, 05:30 PM
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So EoD aka Paul walker leaves and now we have Chris Hemmy. Great
See monster0ultra's sig
post 1678036943 02-27-2023, 05:34 PM
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Originally Posted By MustardTiger17⏩
Not too late to delete the thread
I'll pass
post 1678037823 02-27-2023, 05:45 PM
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I think you misread
post 1678037883 02-27-2023, 05:47 PM
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I'd let Bunny hop on my cawk
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post 1678038143 02-27-2023, 05:50 PM
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Would have cut it off at “open marriage” only bat chit crazy white people do that.
post 1678038393 02-27-2023, 05:55 PM
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Groce
A young bull and an old bull were standing atop a hill looking at a bunch of heifers in a field below.

The young bull says "Let's run down this hill and fuk one of those heifers."

The old bull replies "No. Let's walk down there, and fuk them all."
post 1678038583 02-27-2023, 05:58 PM
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Looks like she was rode hard and put away wet
post 1678038703 02-27-2023, 06:00 PM
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Originally Posted By BorderPatrol505⏩


Yes judging by your avi I can see how she could mistake a 5’4” Mexican for a 6’5” Australian man more
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post 1678038713 02-27-2023, 06:00 PM
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?????
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post 1678038743 02-27-2023, 06:01 PM
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She ain’t bad for 42

But there’s a reason she chose that pic

It’s probably a few years old or her best pic out of hundreds

More pics to determine the situation (srs)
post 1678038943 02-27-2023, 06:05 PM
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Originally Posted By sg1976⏩
Yes judging by your avi I can see how she could mistake a 5’4” Mexican for a 6’5” Australian man more
Good thing my profile indicates I'm 5'11 Israeli/Colombian.
post 1678039073 02-27-2023, 06:07 PM
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you can dig for antic's
when fuking her.
post 1678039383 02-27-2023, 06:11 PM
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Inb4 OP wakes up in a bathtub full of ice sans kidneys.
post 1678039853 02-27-2023, 06:17 PM
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Originally Posted By BorderPatrol505⏩
Good thing my profile indicates I'm 5'11 Israeli/Colombian.
I was told jew isn't a race.
post 1678040193 02-27-2023, 06:22 PM
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Bro you're just another average fit dude in her messages. You're not special
post 1678041263 02-27-2023, 06:38 PM
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Originally Posted By umop3pisdn⏩
I was told jew isn't a race.
More of a tribe, actually
post 1678041673 02-27-2023, 06:43 PM
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Man, these fuking open marriages are more common lately.

I mean she is fukable for sure, but the fuk is going on with this cuck men these days.
post 1678042273 02-27-2023, 06:52 PM
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Originally Posted By Cite⏩
Bro you're just another average fit dude in her messages. You're not special
Average dudes aren't fit. Not even close. He's also better looking than she is.

Go for it brah, she ain't chit srs
post 1678042963 02-27-2023, 07:03 PM
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Originally Posted By BorderPatrol505⏩
Good thing my profile indicates I'm 5'11 Israeli/Colombian.
5'8 Mexican confirmed. Mount Bunny, brah
post 1678043123 02-27-2023, 07:05 PM
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She's gorgeous for 42. I would creampie and not give two fukks. (Ded fkn Srs)
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post 1678043163 02-27-2023, 07:06 PM
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Op I am digust

BRB age 18-30 filter set in apps for that there glow and tight pussy
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post 1678047353 02-27-2023, 08:17 PM
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Originally Posted By gorex⏩
Op I am digust

BRB age 18-30 filter set in apps for that there glow and tight pussy
My filter is 18-32 but i can still see all the sloots who like my profile cus I'm not a broke bum who cant afford the membership
post 1678048153 02-27-2023, 08:32 PM
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How exactly does she think you're Chris Hemsworth?

She clearly states she isn't interested in a one night stand UNLESS you are Chris Hemsworth

And where exactly does it state in her msg she wants a ONS?

Strong fcking comprehension skills ****g0t
post 1678048253 02-27-2023, 08:33 PM
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Well, she looks a lot better than the abominations in your previous thread.
it's better to suck dink than to be killed

"My outer appearance was poor, but in this way my inner world became richer than anyone else's. Was it not natural that a young boy who suffered from an indelible drawback like mine should have come to think that he was a secretly chosen being? I felt as though somewhere in this world a mission awaited me of which I myself still knew nothing." --Yukio Mishima
post 1678048433 02-27-2023, 08:37 PM
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Originally Posted By infinityplus1⏩
How exactly does she think you're Chris Hemsworth?

She clearly states she isn't interested in a one night stand UNLESS you are Chris Hemsworth

And where exactly does it state in her msg she wants a ONS?

Strong fcking comprehension skills ****g0t
When a gal ends a sentence with an exclamation mark, it means she wants the D.
post 1678048473 02-27-2023, 08:39 PM
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Originally Posted By stevemckenna⏩
When a gal ends a sentence with an exclamation mark, it means she wants the D.
She is looking for some cuck to come and clean up her husbands creampies and thought OP would be perfect for the job
post 1678049213 02-27-2023, 08:55 PM
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Eat her ass. Do it bitch.
post 1678050173 02-27-2023, 09:18 PM
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Originally Posted By Cite⏩
Bro you're just another average fit dude in her messages. You're not special
I mean, even SS was having thirsty nfl football players msg her. Guaranty this bish has the entire Dallas cowboys football team in her DMs.
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