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post 1678440913 03-06-2023, 11:01 AM
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one of my favorite mogs

someone buys a drink in a bar with cash and then leaves $1 as a tip

you pull out your wallet and put another $1 on top of it

worth every penny
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post 1678441043 03-06-2023, 11:04 AM
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What if someone adds a dollar to it after you? Who gets mogged then? You or the original dollar tipper ?
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post 1678441073 03-06-2023, 11:04 AM
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post 1678441433 03-06-2023, 11:09 AM
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Originally Posted By Nonsense916⏩
What if someone adds a dollar to it after you? Who gets mogged then? You or the original dollar tipper ?
could turn into an expensive card game

make sure you have at least 1 2 dollar bill
Originally Posted By cobhc⏩
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new old gal has been telling me i'm the best ever at sex etc blah blah and last night i called her out for not telling me i'm the best smoocher historically as well and she said yeah ofc you are so now i'm sweet srs
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post 1678441733 03-06-2023, 11:11 AM
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Not a fan of this pay it forward bs. The real mog would be to take the 1$ instead of leaving one. Even if you don’t need the money.
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post 1678441913 03-06-2023, 11:13 AM
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Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩
new old gal has been telling me i'm the best ever at sex etc blah blah and last night i called her out for not telling me i'm the best smoocher historically as well and she said yeah ofc you are so now i'm sweet srs
Fuark, gonna hop into the smoochcord again soon for updates
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post 1678441953 03-06-2023, 11:13 AM
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Originally Posted By SSM12⏩
Not a fan of this pay it forward bs. The real mog would be to take the 1$ instead of leaving one. Even if you don’t need the money.
lmao

and don't break eye contact as you do it

it's not a pay it forward thing, it's a "wow, you're a cheap bastard" shot across the bow
Originally Posted By cobhc⏩
Fuark, gonna hop into the smoochcord again soon for updates
no worries

i heard you've been having a lot of maintenance issues with the R8 that have kept you busy and stressed
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post 1678441993 03-06-2023, 11:14 AM
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post 1678442023 03-06-2023, 11:14 AM
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Not even a mog r u srs rn
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post 1678442073 03-06-2023, 11:14 AM
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How is that even mogging? Sounds pretty homo honestly.
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post 1678442233 03-06-2023, 11:16 AM
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Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩
lmao

and don't break eye contact as you do it

it's not a pay it forward thing, it's a "wow, you're a cheap bastard" shot across the bow



no worries

i heard you've been having a lot of maintenance issues with the R8 that have kept you busy and stressed
I was just messing around anyway. Since I’m not drinking anymore when I’m sipping on coke zeros at the bar with the boys I still tip like I would if it had vodka in it
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post 1678442313 03-06-2023, 11:17 AM
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Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩
no worries

i heard you've been having a lot of maintenance issues with the R8 that have kept you busy and stressed
I did actually have a low coolant warning recently lmaooo.

Didn't know how to turn off notifications and had to erase so that anabolics homoerotic tales didn't appear for a few minutes.
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post 1678442423 03-06-2023, 11:18 AM
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I used to drink what people left over in there drink when they left this was prior to covid
post 1678442513 03-06-2023, 11:19 AM
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Originally Posted By havoc00⏩
I used to drink what people left over in there drink when they left this was prior to covid
Becareful - you can catch H.I.Vineland from that.
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post 1678442643 03-06-2023, 11:21 AM
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Originally Posted By cobhc⏩
Becareful - you can catch H.I.Vineland from that.
eating vineland girls out makes u immune to most things
post 1678442653 03-06-2023, 11:21 AM
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Bodybuilders against tipping crew
post 1678442783 03-06-2023, 11:23 AM
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Biggest bar mog is to show up with your own beer and not order a single drink.
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post 1678442943 03-06-2023, 11:25 AM
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Originally Posted By garyridgway⏩
biggest bar mog is to show up with your own beer and not order a single drink.
based
post 1678443843 03-06-2023, 11:38 AM
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Imagine doing this to GMiscer and how smug he would feel knowing you had to pay 50% of his total tip
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post 1678443883 03-06-2023, 11:39 AM
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Originally Posted By Pats2022SBwin⏩
Imagine doing this to GMiscer and how smug he would feel knowing you had to pay 50% of his total tip
only gmiscer is immune to this mog
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post 1678444263 03-06-2023, 11:45 AM
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Bodybuilders Against Tipping Crew out
post 1678444323 03-06-2023, 11:45 AM
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I actually would add my money on top of the Simps tip, and use it for my next drink until getting kicked out thus not having to tip anyone.
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post 1678444813 03-06-2023, 11:54 AM
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post 1678445173 03-06-2023, 11:57 AM
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Originally Posted By Xgamer791⏩
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Based
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post 1678445453 03-06-2023, 12:01 PM
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Originally Posted By Nonsense916⏩
What if someone adds a dollar to it after you? Who gets mogged then? You or the original dollar tipper ?
So many thirsty dudes out there that if people actually start using this tactic every female bartender in America will be a millionaire by 2024.
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post 1678445563 03-06-2023, 12:04 PM
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Originally Posted By sg1976⏩
So many thirsty dudes out there that if people actually start using this tactic every female bartender in America will be a millionaire by 2024.
they make bank here already

14.75 minimum wage plus tips

100k/yr isn't unheard of
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post 1678445693 03-06-2023, 12:06 PM
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Originally Posted By GaryRidgway⏩
Biggest bar mog is to show up with your own beer and not order a single drink.
When the LA Kings win the Stanley Cup in the early/mid 2010s we were barhopping and I brought a Gatorade bottle full of vodka diet. None of the bouncers questioned me before they let me in. I’d finished the one I had then ordered 2 doubles at the bar, pour them in there, then we would walk to the next bar. Until the VERY last bar, the tendy saw me pour it in the bottle. Asked what was in it. I said Diet Coke. He smelled it. Shook his head and threw it away.
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post 1678445723 03-06-2023, 12:06 PM
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Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩
they make bank here already

14.75 minimum wage plus tips

100k/yr isn't unheard of
Then the one time someone doesn't leave a tip they go online and bitch about it.
Originally Posted By SSM12⏩
When the LA Kings win the Stanley Cup in the early/mid 2010s we were barhopping and I brought a Gatorade bottle full of vodka diet. None of the bouncers questioned me before they let me in. I’d finished the one I had then ordered 2 doubles at the bar, pour them in there, then we would walk to the next bar. Until the VERY last bar, the tendy saw me pour it in the bottle. Asked what was in it. I said Diet Coke. He smelled it. Shook his head and threw it away.
That's a life hack that can be used anywhere
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post 1678445853 03-06-2023, 12:09 PM
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Originally Posted By GaryRidgway⏩
Biggest bar mog is to show up with your own beer and not order a single drink.
There are a lot of black bars around this state where you bring your own alcohol. Chit's wild. You just pay the cover and can roll your own cooler in behind you lol
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post 1678446103 03-06-2023, 12:13 PM
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Originally Posted By GaryRidgway⏩
Then the one time someone doesn't leave a tip they go online and bitch about it.



That's a life hack that can be used anywhere
When I worked a warehouse job I’d hit up Wendy’s during lunch. Get a Diet Coke and then ABC store and pour in some airplane bottles.

My boss knew, but he was a bigger drinker than me and I was friends with his son so it wasn’t a huge deal.
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