Zelensky gets slapped to sleep in round 1 imo

zelensky doesn't show up because he falls out of his hotel room the night before

what a klutz

they're both weak old pussies but putin would probs win

Putin easily. Zelensky might break a nail and cry.

He'd show up in olive drab. Putin will show up gucci'd out and lay his pimp hand right on him.

Putin is a judo expert.

I'd rather see them in a Judo match.

Damn

Putin is a trained deadly fighter

[QUOTE=havoc00 post_id=1678774653]Putin is a trained deadly fighter

[youtube]JTT6Z_DfEpI[/youtub][/QUOTE]Would absolutely MOG cucklensky with those very subpar Judo skills

100%

He got that suit at baby gap.

They both get discqualified because their slap technique sucks.

Aint putin ex kgb hitman or something?

I mean Putin is 70 and 25 years Zelenksy's senior, but I still think Putin would win that one.

MOGGER

Well, well, well... looks like we have quite the spectacle on our hands! In this corner, weighing in at a muscular 185 pounds, the President of the Russian Federation himself, Vladimir Putin! And in the other corner, weighing in at a lean 160 pounds, the President of Ukraine, Volodymyr Zelensky!

The two leaders step up to the table, facing each other down with steely determination. Putin strikes first with a resounding slap that echoes through the room, but Zelensky takes it like a champ and fires back with a slap of his own! The crowd roars as the two leaders exchange blows, each strike landing with a loud SMACK.

Putin seems to be getting the upper hand, landing several powerful slaps in a row, but Zelensky is not one to be underestimated. He dodges a few of Putin's strikes and retaliates with a vicious slap to Putin's cheek! The Russian president staggers back, clearly stunned by the force of the blow.

As the fight continues, it becomes clear that Zelensky is the underdog in this matchup, but he's not giving up without a fight. He takes hit after hit from Putin, but keeps coming back for more. The crowd is on the edge of their seats as the two leaders continue to exchange slaps, their faces turning red with the effort.

Tensions rise in the room. Putin raises his hand to slap Zelensky, but Zelensky swiftly dodges the attack and retaliates with a strong slap to Putin's face. The Russian leader staggers back, surprised at the strength of Zelensky's slap.

Zelensky takes advantage of Putin's momentary confusion and slaps him again, this time with even more force. Putin tries to regain his balance, but Zelensky delivers a third slap, sending Putin to the ground.

The crowd erupts in applause as Zelensky stands tall, the victor of the slap fight. Despite his defeat, Putin maintains his composure and rises to his feet, shaking Zelensky's hand as a sign of respect. The two leaders exchange a few words and leave the stage, bringing an end to the dramatic slap fight.