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post 1679022463 03-15-2023, 03:24 PM
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New US ARMY ad will have you joining in no time

lol at the comments
post 1679022653 03-15-2023, 03:26 PM
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I can’t fap to this

God knows I tried
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post 1679023683 03-15-2023, 03:46 PM
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Disappointed. Was expecting blue haired tranny's.
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post 1679023813 03-15-2023, 03:49 PM
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post 1679024073 03-15-2023, 03:54 PM
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A lot of bold words for an institution that has a track record for losing.

I mean, it is literally lies lol. They don’t even try to hide it.

Man to be 17 again
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post 1679024123 03-15-2023, 03:55 PM
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Back in the early 2000s knuckleheads and meatheads thought they were badas5 for joining the military.... These days, it's become crystal clear to most that our military doesn't actually fight for our national interest.....


How many men would be willing to die or be crippled fighting for the interests of the rich elites and their puppet masters over in the Middle East....???....
Everything I post is satire.
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post 1679024233 03-15-2023, 03:57 PM
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I’d join if they let me.
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post 1679024653 03-15-2023, 04:07 PM
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Army has become a joke with its constant pandering to these young wierdos who dont even have an interest in joining and those that do just do it so they can go to school for free.
post 1679024863 03-15-2023, 04:10 PM
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Originally Posted By Ironmanlet⏩
A lot of bold words for an institution that has a track record for losing.

I mean, it is literally lies lol. They don’t even try to hide it.

Man to be 17 again
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post 1679025043 03-15-2023, 04:14 PM
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Originally Posted By Ironmanlet⏩
A lot of bold words for an institution that has a track record for losing.

I mean, it is literally lies lol. They don’t even try to hide it.

Man to be 17 again
Originally Posted By N0stradamus⏩
Back in the early 2000s knuckleheads and meatheads thought they were badas5 for joining the military.... These days, it's become crystal clear to most that our military doesn't actually fight for our national interest.....


How many men would be willing to die or be crippled fighting for the interests of the rich elites and their puppet masters over in the Middle East....???....
Originally Posted By Beararms⏩
Army has become a joke with its constant pandering to these young wierdos who dont even have an interest in joining and those that do just do it so they can go to school for free.
Attrition rates for the Army are probably at its worst in a very long time. Not only can't they recruit enough people, they can't convince trained soldiers to stay in. They brought it upon themselves by bringing the retarded woke culture into the ranks, when the military is never supposed to be political. There's a lot of pissed off veterans, just like me that got out within the last few years that rather live under a bridge homeless, than serve another day in that circus. (Ded fkn Srs)
post 1679025313 03-15-2023, 04:20 PM
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Who will kill foreigners for Israel and Raytheon now?
post 1679025363 03-15-2023, 04:22 PM
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Originally Posted By Zelensky⏩
Who will kill foreigners for Israel and Raytheon now?
We start proxy wars instead brah. Rather than sending our highly undermanned military into battle, we funnel billions into other nations to fight our wars. (Ded fkn Srs)
post 1679025433 03-15-2023, 04:23 PM
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yeah show of hands on who wants to go die for the elites in some ****hole sand country with some affirmative action female holding her rifle upside down as your only backup
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post 1679025443 03-15-2023, 04:23 PM
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LOL @ going to fight and die for the skittles flag
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post 1679025883 03-15-2023, 04:31 PM
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Originally Posted By N0stradamus⏩
Back in the early 2000s knuckleheads and meatheads thought they were badas5 for joining the military.... These days, it's become crystal clear to most that our military doesn't actually fight for our national interest.....


How many men would be willing to die or be crippled fighting for the interests of the rich elites and their puppet masters over in the Middle East....???....
Killing em is fine, arabs would do same thing to west if they were in power but killing em for jews while jews push every sjw bs agenda in the country..thats where west gets cukd
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post 1679025943 03-15-2023, 04:32 PM
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Originally Posted By BAPIST112⏩
LOL @ going to fight and die for the skittles flag
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Holocaust denial is illegal in over 18 countries. if an organized killing of jews happened so definitely, why would people need to serve prison sentences for questioning it?
post 1679025993 03-15-2023, 04:32 PM
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I've read a number of times at how much of a difficult time the military is having at recruiting the last two years. As political as our military has become under Biden I'm not surprised. I have my doubts that commercial will change matters.
post 1679026163 03-15-2023, 04:36 PM
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I actually think it's a well done commercial
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post 1679026293 03-15-2023, 04:41 PM
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post 1679026373 03-15-2023, 04:43 PM
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Well this thread went better than expected. Figured I would be an outlier.


On spread Redfish. As always. Thanks for the support. Ded srs.
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post 1679026503 03-15-2023, 04:46 PM
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Russian recruitment ad:



The US ad from 2018:

post 1679026983 03-15-2023, 04:56 PM
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Originally Posted By redmelly⏩
Russian recruitment ad:

Russia, the largest country in the world with over 150 ethnic groups nationwide but I aint see em trying to push woke agenda (white man bad or lgbt bs) in their army ads
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post 1679027163 03-15-2023, 04:59 PM
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Originally Posted By redmelly⏩
Russian recruitment ad:



The US ad from 2018:

This video looks cool, and it makes the Russians look badas5.... but the Ukraine conflict has proven that the Russian military is incompetent and their soldiers lack morale....

In fact, I'm starting to think the current US military, Russian military and Chinese military might all be equally incompetent....
Everything I post is satire.
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post 1679027293 03-15-2023, 05:02 PM
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Originally Posted By Saiyanbrahh⏩
Russia, the largest country in the world with over 150 ethnic groups nationwide but I aint see em trying to push woke agenda (white man bad or lgbt bs) in their army ads
Because they have an entirely different philosophy there that is conservative and they are also predominately Russian Orthodox. Once a country loses God it's pretty much a downward spiral, like we are seeing in the US.
post 1679027363 03-15-2023, 05:03 PM
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Originally Posted By N0stradamus⏩
This video looks cool, and it makes the Russians look badas5.... but the Ukraine conflict has proven that the Russian military is incompetent and their soldiers lack morale....

In fact, I'm starting to think the current US military, Russian military and Chinese military might all be equally incompetent....
That all depends on which side you get your propaganda from. The truth is usually somewhere in the middle.
post 1679027503 03-15-2023, 05:05 PM
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Originally Posted By dmike100⏩
Disappointed. Was expecting blue haired tranny's.
This


Seemed like a legit well made recruiting video
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post 1679027613 03-15-2023, 05:07 PM
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post 1679027713 03-15-2023, 05:09 PM
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i had a 1.9 cumulative gpa in hs and those fukking recruiters were up my azz every day of senior year

i finally gave in and said id show up to their office or whatever after school and "talk" but ended up flaking lol

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post 1679027923 03-15-2023, 05:13 PM
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wouldnt the military still be a good option if u go into something liek the air force or navy and get a technical ceritifcation so u dont ever see combat?
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post 1679028003 03-15-2023, 05:14 PM
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