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03-31-2023, 02:47 PM
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03-31-2023, 09:13 PM
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Yo fo real doe no cap fr fr fam?
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05-01-2023, 10:54 AM
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05-01-2023, 10:55 AM
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Originally Posted By Ausaric⏩
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05-01-2023, 10:58 AM
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Originally Posted By Ausaric⏩
Same hereI’ve made stool
05-01-2023, 11:18 AM
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05-01-2023, 11:19 AM
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Tfw Today is the feast day of a certain carpenter
05-01-2023, 01:01 PM
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05-01-2023, 01:08 PM
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Originally Posted By Channel83⏩
Stools gonnog SlootsJust realised 'stools ' is 'sloots' spelled backwards. This has not been a wasted day after all.
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05-01-2023, 04:56 PM
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Originally Posted By Channel83⏩
LolJust realised 'stools ' is 'sloots' spelled backwards. This has not been a wasted day after all.
Originally Posted By SeymourGains⏩
W0tTfw Today is the feast day of a certain carpenter
Originally Posted By Ausaric⏩
YepWow
Originally Posted By desslok⏩
LolStools gonnog Sloots
05-01-2023, 04:59 PM
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A carpenter sits on a stool
And takes our his tool.
He gets right to work
And starts to jerk.
In a few short strokes,
The chicken he chokes,
Sputters and dies
Behold, it is in his eyes.
The work is done.
And takes our his tool.
He gets right to work
And starts to jerk.
In a few short strokes,
The chicken he chokes,
Sputters and dies
Behold, it is in his eyes.
The work is done.
05-01-2023, 05:04 PM
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Originally Posted By TypeNirvash⏩
DamnA carpenter sits on a stool
And takes our his tool.
He gets right to work
And starts to jerk.
In a few short strokes,
The chicken he chokes,
Sputters and dies
Behold, it is in his eyes.
The work is done.
And takes our his tool.
He gets right to work
And starts to jerk.
In a few short strokes,
The chicken he chokes,
Sputters and dies
Behold, it is in his eyes.
The work is done.
05-01-2023, 05:34 PM
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His arse upon the stool he sits with glee
As stool he crafts by hand to give to thee.
Yet stools by hand are not all that he makes;
In stools from arse, for sooth, great pride he takes.
He growls, awoken with a start one morn’
With pounding heart, and bowels asunder torn.
Through cloven glutes evacuate his stool;
Ambrosian deuce upon the floor does pool.
As stool he crafts by hand to give to thee.
Yet stools by hand are not all that he makes;
In stools from arse, for sooth, great pride he takes.
He growls, awoken with a start one morn’
With pounding heart, and bowels asunder torn.
Through cloven glutes evacuate his stool;
Ambrosian deuce upon the floor does pool.
05-01-2023, 05:57 PM
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Originally Posted By Ausaric⏩
Surreptitious squat, sacrilegious surrenderHis arse upon the stool he sits with glee
As stool he crafts by hand to give to thee.
Yet stools by hand are not all that he makes;
In stools from arse, for sooth, great pride he takes.
He growls, awoken with a start one morn’
With pounding heart, and bowels asunder torn.
Through cloven glutes evacuate his stool;
Ambrosian deuce upon the floor does pool.
As stool he crafts by hand to give to thee.
Yet stools by hand are not all that he makes;
In stools from arse, for sooth, great pride he takes.
He growls, awoken with a start one morn’
With pounding heart, and bowels asunder torn.
Through cloven glutes evacuate his stool;
Ambrosian deuce upon the floor does pool.
Toiling toileting trifles, tired tail, torn
Obligatory olfactory offense, or
Onslaught of odiferous offerings
Lo! Large, laid low, loom leavings
SShit
05-01-2023, 06:06 PM
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05-01-2023, 06:11 PM
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05-01-2023, 06:16 PM
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Originally Posted By desslok⏩
He stooled upon the stoolThere once was a carpenter from Nantucket
He made stools in the shape of a bucket
He made stools in the shape of a bucket
As he loosed his loot
A look he stole
As his slotted tool
Lost lots and took its toll
Upon the tatted tits
Of the tattered sloot
05-01-2023, 07:25 PM
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05-06-2023, 11:26 PM
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05-06-2023, 11:28 PM
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When Liberace died - from AIDS - they auctioned his piano and got a fortune for it.
But they couldn't give his stool away.
But they couldn't give his stool away.
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05-06-2023, 11:30 PM
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Great thread.
Are you still fat with a sucky liver? 🤭🤭🤭
Are you still fat with a sucky liver? 🤭🤭🤭
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05-06-2023, 11:34 PM
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Yet he’ll never make more than 20/$hr so he spends all his money on coke and steel reserve to numb the pain
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