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» Why is it that after having sex on a date, all I want to do is just split
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post 1679968813 03-31-2023, 05:45 PM
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Why is it that after having sex on a date, all I want to do is just split

Serious. The whole date, all I want is to be closer to feel her body. To press mine against her in such an animalistic way. But the moment I phuck her, my mind suddenly turns into “I gotta get out of here mode”. I can’t even enjoy anything until I leave. Even when she starts talking all I can hear is leave! Leave! Find a way to leave. Why is it like this for me brahs?
7. Goals in life:
1. Phuck a girl from every country.
2. Impregnate foreign sloots and flee the country
3. Achieve spiritual/physical and sexual enlightenment
4. Live in Tuscany. There I will share a passionate encounter with an olived skinned, curly haired, italian goddess
5. Learn Spanish/Italian/Russian and Arabic
6. Become a buddhist monk and go awol in the Himalayan mountains
7. Live in Egypt for a year, where I would spend many nights plowing the allah out of Egyptian goddesses
post 1679969953 03-31-2023, 06:10 PM
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because the chase is over

once you banged a girl you own her forever, what else is there to do?
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