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Forum ยป Going to a nude spa, what do?
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Thread: Going to a nude spa, what do?

post 1680280553 04-06-2023, 10:28 AM
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Going to a nude spa, what do?

So I spent new years with my gf in a nice place in the Austrian mountains and they had a sauna we really enjoyed. Now my gf booked us two days in that spa in the Netherlands.

Turns out it's all nude like those places ibby frequents. What's the etiquette there? Do I stare relentlessly at bobs and vagene to establish my dominance? What if someone starts flicking their bean to the look of me naked? Should I fap beforehand to get a chubby going?
post 1680281193 04-06-2023, 10:38 AM
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Ibby fuks bottom of the barrel whores in squalid apartments, not swanky spa-brothels

Definitely work on maintaining a chubby, or else just tell everyone you're a grower
post 1680281333 04-06-2023, 10:41 AM
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Take some arginine, magnesium, drinks lots of water, carb up and in the changing room do some quick jelqs and helicopters, and hope it's warm in there.
post 1680281683 04-06-2023, 10:44 AM
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Originally Posted By PenorBrahNoHomo⏩
Ibby fuks bottom of the barrel whores in squalid apartments, not swanky spa-brothels

Definitely work on maintaining a chubby, or else just tell everyone you're a grower
Lmao
post 1680282083 04-06-2023, 10:50 AM
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30 minutes prior:

15 sets of 30 second jelqing
Interleaved with sets of 25 pushups
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post 1680282123 04-06-2023, 10:51 AM
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All the men are gonna be looking at your girl's bobs and vagene LOL
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post 1680282463 04-06-2023, 10:55 AM
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Originally Posted By mrjolly2323⏩
All the men are gonna be looking at your girl's bobs and vagene LOL
Thus hogmaxxing being of importance
post 1680282553 04-06-2023, 10:56 AM
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post 1680285553 04-06-2023, 11:36 AM
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I didn't hesitate to look around. Can't help it, but most people keep their eyes to themselves. Obv try not to stare lol
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post 1680286293 04-06-2023, 11:45 AM
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You want to try and maintain about a 2 out of 10 'semi'.

If you let it shrink less than this, you will attract scornfull looks & pity.

If you let it grow more than this, you will be classed as a pervert with an erection & dragged out by the security guards and tasered in the testicles.

It's a tightrope i wouldn't want to walk. Godspeed.
post 1680286523 04-06-2023, 11:49 AM
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Originally Posted By desslok⏩
30 minutes prior:

15 sets of 30 second jelqing
Interleaved with sets of 25 pushups
This. And also toss a good pumping and clamping session in also
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post 1680286923 04-06-2023, 11:53 AM
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Originally Posted By Channel83⏩
You want to try and maintain about a 2 out of 10 'semi'.

If you let it shrink less than this, you will attract scornfull looks & pity.

If you let it grow more than this, you will be classed as a pervert with an erection & dragged out by the security guards and tasered in the testicles.

It's a tightrope i wouldn't want to walk. Godspeed.
LOL'd...

Sounds like fun OP. Make sure you report back with a good story.
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post 1680287153 04-06-2023, 11:56 AM
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weird, pics of gf not loading.

brb restarting browser.
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post 1680287543 04-06-2023, 12:01 PM
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Some solid advice ITT, repped.
post 1680287693 04-06-2023, 12:04 PM
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Originally Posted By kimm4⏩
LOL'd...

Sounds like fun OP. Make sure you report back with a good story.
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post 1680288203 04-06-2023, 12:10 PM
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