so tonight is family din din and lots of them gonna be there but i am loser incel with no GF. how can i come off as a player whoi gets chicks? i also need some entertaining stories. plz halp!

i dont want to get cucked again by my 15 year old cousin who has a hot GF

Bang ur aunt on the dinner table in front of everybody.

Whip your dik out and glaze the ham....

And thenAnd then leave in your

Sunglasses and a cutoff

come on man

i need srs replies

guess im just gonna have to be like haha yeah i dunno and sit alone not talking for 2-3 hours b4 i leave

What you wanna do is let your bish azz family know you got boys and roll with a clique and play an important role in your set.

Answer the phone during dinner and have this convo:

(OP) wassup ninja?
(OP) who da fukk is this ninja, I knoe where C&H at who is dis
(your family) who on the phone who on the phone
(OP) ay they got yuk mayn, check this out playa, I want my boy
Let me speak to my boy right now ninja wassup
(OP) hello, wassup ninja
(OP) where you at ninja
(OP) what they hollarin
(OP) damn
(OP) man, man, man get the mutha****in gats C, ninja they got yiznuk ninja!!
(your family) OP!! What has gotten into you, we're trying to have a nice Easter Sunday dinner!!
(OP) They want a hundred thousand dollars at the door
And at his head they said they got chrome forty fours
And ninjas ain't playin they wanna grip they wanna get played
Numskull my ninja they bout to have yukmouth fukk a bish wit AIDS
Oh shiet I grab the vest, the 38, the 44, a 45, mac 10, and ak-47
And get strapped like a solja
When I rescue my ninja I won't kill em ima torture them
Cuz now it's strictly funnin and gunnin see
You kiznapped my patna yiznukmouth and want some gizneez from me
But no way in the world a would you get that
Numskull got the giznat, I want my patna biznack

(OP excuses himself from the table, hops into the 4 door and peels off, family left in shock thinking what a cool guy OP is)

Hire the most ratchet ghetto African escort you can find and have her tell everyone at your dinner table how good you dick game is.