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Thread: Would you accept a free massage from Adolf Hitler?

post 1680471883 04-09-2023, 12:46 PM
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Would you accept a free massage from Adolf Hitler?

Imagine in a matter of seconds you would be send to 1940 to the Obersalzberg to get a massage from Hitler. AFter an hour you would be send back to 2023.

Would you do it?
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post 1680472113 04-09-2023, 12:49 PM
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do i start by laying on my back or my front?
post 1680472563 04-09-2023, 12:54 PM
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hows he gonna give me a massage if he has parkinsons? his fukking hands would be all over the place
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post 1680472573 04-09-2023, 12:54 PM
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Originally Posted By NumbaOneMiscer⏩
do i start by laying on my back or my front?
Well i guess that you find out once you arrive.
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post 1680472663 04-09-2023, 12:55 PM
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Please do not disrespect Hitler.

Thanks.

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post 1680472713 04-09-2023, 12:56 PM
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Only if I get to pick his brain
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post 1680473023 04-09-2023, 01:00 PM
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post 1680473183 04-09-2023, 01:02 PM
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post 1680473413 04-09-2023, 01:06 PM
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Originally Posted By Goodguy03⏩
hows he gonna give me a massage if he has parkinsons? his fukking hands would be all over the place
chit would feel like vibration on low
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post 1680473953 04-09-2023, 01:12 PM
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I would PAY to get a massage from Hitler and have his strong German hands dig into my flesh, and get to listen to his deep voice and sweet honeyed words.
post 1680474093 04-09-2023, 01:14 PM
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I might **** him in the ass after I beat the snot out of him unless of course I decide the ass whooping i lay into him is sufficient.
post 1680474463 04-09-2023, 01:21 PM
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