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post 1680787623 04-14-2023, 09:51 AM
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Never trust a fart, brahs...

Was feeling awful for most of yesterday and last night. Woke up this morning with the sweats and a sore tummy, felt like some gas had to come out and blurp! out comes some watery brown $hit with the most awful stench ever. Got a bit on the two sheets, some dripped on the carpet on my way to the can, and now my wife is washing the bedding and carpet.

I'm Currently sitting on the toilet and doing my miscing ritual.

Probably a bug? But never trust a fart, brahs.
post 1680787833 04-14-2023, 09:57 AM
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Its laundry day.
post 1680787933 04-14-2023, 09:59 AM
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That keto life.
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post 1680788763 04-14-2023, 10:11 AM
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You just became 100X less attractive to your wife. Congrats.

Right now, As she is scrubbing the carpet and washing the sheets, She is wondering why she married a child, But looking forward to getting her back blown out later by the guy she actually likes.
post 1680809043 04-14-2023, 02:34 PM
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Originally Posted By CockHorse⏩
You just became 100X less attractive to your wife. Congrats.

Right now, As she is scrubbing the carpet and washing the sheets, She is wondering why she married a child, But looking forward to getting her back blown out later by the guy she actually likes.
Nah, she worships my stinky fart juice.
post 1680809233 04-14-2023, 02:37 PM
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Originally Posted By CockHorse⏩
You just became 100X less attractive to your wife. Congrats.

Right now, As she is scrubbing the carpet and washing the sheets, She is wondering why she married a child, But looking forward to getting her back blown out later by the guy she actually likes.
You sound like a cuck lmao.
post 1680809353 04-14-2023, 02:39 PM
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Originally Posted By cobhc⏩
That keto life.
never trust a fart on keto life, that black death juice
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post 1680809813 04-14-2023, 02:45 PM
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OP is g4y since his anus is prolapsed from all the ass pounding he's taken over the years. Does your wife peg you or do your ****g!t lovers do?


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post 1680830943 04-14-2023, 08:54 PM
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Originally Posted By niospecv⏩
OP is g4y since his anus is prolapsed from all the ass pounding he's taken over the years. Does your wife peg you or do your ****g!t lovers do?


homo
Based.

Would prefer a hot woman peg me than a big burly dude, brah. They gaynus of the anus is at an all time high, just need to find the right woman to toss my salad.
post 1680831133 04-14-2023, 08:58 PM
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Weird, same thing happened to me last night but my juicy fart was contained in my boxer briefs thankfully. Then I pissed out my asse for 24 hours

Some strange stomach virus going around apparently
post 1680831203 04-14-2023, 09:01 PM
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You’re like a sick dog to your wife now, bro. She’ll never look at you the same way again. Time to rope boyo
post 1680832953 04-14-2023, 09:43 PM
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Originally Posted By Ausaric⏩
You’re like a sick dog to your wife now, bro. She’ll never look at you the same way again. Time to rope boyo
Yeah, she's upstairs studying and I'm in the theatre room, watching a Wrestlemania replay. She's avoiding me, but it's great having some alone time. Becky Lynch gave me a stiffy
post 1680833133 04-14-2023, 09:47 PM
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Originally Posted By mike.hunt⏩
Weird, same thing happened to me last night but my juicy fart was contained in my boxer briefs thankfully. Then I pissed out my asse for 24 hours

Some strange stomach virus going around apparently
Yeah, brahs at work are missing a day or two over the ass pissmaxxing virus. It was just my turn.
post 1680947503 04-16-2023, 09:25 PM
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Ass pissmaxxing has lasted 3 days so far. Must be a virus, hope it's better for work tomorrow.

Let me tell you, it's worse than the covid sniffles, misc.
post 1680947763 04-16-2023, 09:31 PM
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Originally Posted By 4Bertuzzi4⏩
Ass pissmaxxing has lasted 3 days so far. Must be a virus, hope it's better for work tomorrow.

Let me tell you, it's worse than the covid sniffles, misc.
Lmfao on the toilet myself pissing out the anoos as I type this. Day 5 for me wtf is going on.

Never had the chits for more than 1 day at a time. This chit sucks, have lost 5-6lbs
post 1680947993 04-16-2023, 09:40 PM
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Originally Posted By 4Bertuzzi4⏩
Ass pissmaxxing has lasted 3 days so far. Must be a virus, hope it's better for work tomorrow.

Let me tell you, it's worse than the covid sniffles, misc.
Fukkin lol

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post 1680948113 04-16-2023, 09:44 PM
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post 1680948753 04-16-2023, 10:01 PM
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post 1680948913 04-16-2023, 10:06 PM
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Happened to me a week ago. Felt worse than I ever had. Decided to drink warm water salt mix to clean me out and then I was really messed up
post 1680968233 04-17-2023, 08:56 AM
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Originally Posted By 4Bertuzzi4⏩
Yeah, she's upstairs studying and I'm in the theatre room, watching a Wrestlemania replay. She's avoiding me, but it's great having some alone time. Becky Lynch gave me a stiffy
Brah Becky Lynch is the real fukking deal. Gets me diamond hard.
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post 1680969103 04-17-2023, 09:12 AM
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Originally Posted By CockHorse⏩
You just became 100X less attractive to your wife. Congrats.

Right now, As she is scrubbing the carpet and washing the sheets, She is wondering why she married a child, But looking forward to getting her back blown out later by the guy she actually likes.
What are you talking about you incel lol. I deadass drop stinky farts then hold her head under the covers to inhale. They love being degraded.
post 1681088803 04-18-2023, 11:01 PM
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Originally Posted By OneLegSquats⏩
What are you talking about you incel lol. I deadass drop stinky farts then hold her head under the covers to inhale. They love being degraded.
Dutch oven Lovin'

If she doesn't become addicted to your stinkiest protein induced fartmaxxing dutch oven, she isn't the one.
post 1681088943 04-18-2023, 11:04 PM
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Originally Posted By mike.hunt⏩
Lmfao on the toilet myself pissing out the anoos as I type this. Day 5 for me wtf is going on.

Never had the chits for more than 1 day at a time. This chit sucks, have lost 5-6lbs
Good news, mine stopped on the 4th day. Bad news, lost at least 5 lbs and feel weak as fook. Missed 2 workouts.
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