The wife granted access. Was pleasantly surprised at the enthusiasm level as well. Now I'm downstairs having a drink, contemplating my existence and trying to figure out what movie to watch

Congrats on the smash. How's her undercarriage holding up after all those miles?

How often does she let you smash? Can’t be often since you’re bragging

Surprisingly well. She looks not a day over 24

Not as often as before Marriage, but was more concerned with the lack of enthusiasm on her part. I guess it's returning after having kids.

Stop the cap. Post her old glowless ass (a 2022-2023 pic) and let us decide how old she looks

This is why I’m never getting married. Lol at boring infrequent sex

It’s over

Congrats, you've achieved more in one night than voidgays has in 5 plus years

She's Eastern European. Take a look at a early to mid 30's Melania Trump. Quite similar.

Nah, you're never getting married on account of being friends with Voidgaze

lolEastern European crew

That's sad.

lol at this guy thinking I’m friends with that dork.

Sounds great for the both of you.

We all gonna make it, brah

That's dope dude, be happy you're not me. I had a chick edge me like 3 times tonight while giving an old fashion. Never busted and the whole time she was telling me how I am not going to fook her and that she was not going to put my pen15 into her mouth.

Are you in high school, bro?

Edging keeps the Test through the roof. Keep seeing this broad

Repped. Wife wanted some backdoor action tonight so I also had a fun night.

Up the $hitta is the best man

On spread.

Sometimes
Something beautiful happens
In this world

Oh
Akon
And Lonely Island

You don't know how to express yourself so
You just gotta sing

I just had sex
And it felt so good (felt so good)
A woman let me put my penis inside her (her)
I just had sex (Hey!)
And I'll never go back (never go back)
To the not having sex
Ways of the past

Have you ever had sex?
I have, it felt great
It felt so good when I did it with my penis

A girl let me do it
It literally just happened
Having sex could make a nice man out' the meanest

You'll never guess where I just came from
I had sex
If I had to describe the feeling it was the best

When I had the sex
Man my penis felt great
And I called my parents right after I was done

Oh hey, didn't see you there
Guess what I just did
Had sex, undressed, saw her boobies and the rest

Well sure
Nice of her to let you do that thing
Nice of any girl ever
Now sing

I just had sex
And it felt so good (felt so good)
A woman let me put my penis inside her (her)
I Wanna tell the world

To be honest
I'm surprised she even wanted me to do it
Doesn't really make sense
But man, screw it
I ain't one to argue with a good thing
She could be my wife
That good?
The best 30 seconds of my life
My life!

I'm so humbled by a girls ability to let me do her
'Cause honestly I'd have sex with a pile of manure
With that in mind the soft, nice smellin' girl's better
She let me wear my chain and my turtle neck sweater

So this one's dedicated to them girls
That let us flop around on top of them
If you're near or far, whether short or tall
We wanna thank you all for lettin' us f*ck you

She kept looking at her watch
Doesn't matter, had sex
But I cried the whole time
Doesn't matter, had sex
I think she might have been a racist
Doesn't matter, had sex
She put a bag on my head

Still counts
I just had sex
And my dreams came true (dreams came true)
So if you had sex in the last 30 minutes
Then you're qualified to sing with me
I just had sex (everybody sing!)
And it felt so good (we all had sex!)
A woman let me put my penis inside her
(I wanna tell the whole world!)
I just had sex (I just had sex!)
And I'll never go back (no, no, no!)
To the not having sex
Ways of the past
(And it felt so great)

She was previously my neighbor and she moved into a condo last summer. Hadn't seen her since until she cam bak to the house, which is still up for sale, and saw me walking my tenants dog. Claims the only reason she didn't hook up with me while she lived next door was because that she didn't want to have a bad reputation in the neighborhood if I was seen coming and going from her house all the time. wtf? makes no sense.

Anyways, it was kinda hot how she teased me for so long. she claimed to be on her period and that's why she couldn't **** but I was rubbing that cooter and there was not tampon in there.

LOL, repped

Do you do anything to like keep her interested in you or you just LDAR ? Im curious

Sounds fkn hot, brah. She wants the D but wanted to tease you first. She'll be back for the finale.

I'm constantly doing things. Today I moved some heavy chit around in the garage while cleaning it out. Picked up a folded engine hoist, carried a drill press to the backyard shed which is down 2 flights of stairs. She must like when I do manly $hit, and is all over me when I come in from working on the cars.

that sounds good, I was more referring to stuff like dates, nights out and chit but whatever works for u.

We have very young toddlers, date night is a fantasy at this point. If grandparents watch them for a couple hours, we go out and all she does is talk about the kids. Fairly normal, I guess.

this sounds fukin depressing.. holy fuk.

And you’re celebrating having sex once in a blue moon.. I hate to say it but whoremaxers are mogging your life