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post 1681466783 04-25-2023, 08:49 AM
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"I farted so hard my uterus fell out"

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So I was 17 and I farted really loud and it suddenly felt like I had laid an egg, like I was sitting on a tennis ball in my bed, like I was lying on top of one

I couldn't get comfortable and I'm walking around and I feel like something is, like did I sh**t myself? Like something is out.

She continued: 'Turns out my uterus fell out, which doesn't usually happen until your in your mid 70s when your pelvic floor decides it has given up.
^^ That's gross andy

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post 1681467003 04-25-2023, 08:53 AM
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might want to see a medical professional
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post 1681467113 04-25-2023, 08:55 AM
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That's okay; she's far beyond the need and ability to use it
post 1681467173 04-25-2023, 08:56 AM
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Originally Posted By Procta⏩
might want to see a medical professional
I made the mistake of Googling it. Can't be unseen.
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