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post 1681511923 04-25-2023, 09:08 PM
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Being a father is the best

Came home from work and my 2 year old comes running to me yelling “Daddy! Daddy! Daddy!”

Proceed to spin him around and toss him on the bean bag chair while he’s letting out deep belly laughs asking to go again and again


Would not trade for all the sl00ts in the world, srs
post 1681519583 04-26-2023, 12:07 AM
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post 1681519753 04-26-2023, 12:16 AM
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Looking forward to this. Feel like being a father is the most fulfilling thing that can happen to a man. Congrats srs
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post 1681519793 04-26-2023, 12:19 AM
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wait until he comes out as trans a week after kindergarten
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post 1681519923 04-26-2023, 12:25 AM
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JFL at OP. That's pathetic peter.

Nothing beats being a sloot with glow plowing through 50 guys on rotation. All to see that rotation dwindle as sloot gets older. Then once sloot loses glow, sloot is now the one on rotation. Sloot goes through middle ages still chasing after chad and that feeling she had when she was 18 keeping 50 guys on the hook, but really only finds pump and dumps. Fools herself into thinking she is OK with everything because she is a baddass boss bish, has brunch and mimosas with the other queenz. Then hits 60, menopause happens, and sloot is truly alone. No one else willing to even pump and dump her anymore. No one cares if she is alive or dead.

^That's livin', OP.
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post 1681520443 04-26-2023, 12:49 AM
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Originally Posted By mulletwarrior⏩
JFL at OP. That's pathetic peter.

Nothing beats being a sloot with glow plowing through 50 guys on rotation. All to see that rotation dwindle as sloot gets older. Then once sloot loses glow, sloot is now the one on rotation. Sloot goes through middle ages still chasing after chad and that feeling she had when she was 18 keeping 50 guys on the hook, but really only finds pump and dumps. Fools herself into thinking she is OK with everything because she is a baddass boss bish, has brunch and mimosas with the other queenz. Then hits 60, menopause happens, and sloot is truly alone. No one else willing to even pump and dump her anymore. No one cares if she is alive or dead.

^That's livin', OP.
This better be copypasta or a joke. Don't see how a thread like this would lead to that kinda reaction...
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post 1681520533 04-26-2023, 12:55 AM
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Originally Posted By mulletwarrior⏩
JFL at OP. That's pathetic peter.

Nothing beats being a sloot with glow plowing through 50 guys on rotation. All to see that rotation dwindle as sloot gets older. Then once sloot loses glow, sloot is now the one on rotation. Sloot goes through middle ages still chasing after chad and that feeling she had when she was 18 keeping 50 guys on the hook, but really only finds pump and dumps. Fools herself into thinking she is OK with everything because she is a baddass boss bish, has brunch and mimosas with the other queenz. Then hits 60, menopause happens, and sloot is truly alone. No one else willing to even pump and dump her anymore. No one cares if she is alive or dead.

^That's livin', OP.
This made me laugh so hard
post 1681520673 04-26-2023, 01:05 AM
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Originally Posted By mulletwarrior⏩
JFL at OP. That's pathetic peter.

Nothing beats being a sloot with glow plowing through 50 guys on rotation. All to see that rotation dwindle as sloot gets older. Then once sloot loses glow, sloot is now the one on rotation. Sloot goes through middle ages still chasing after chad and that feeling she had when she was 18 keeping 50 guys on the hook, but really only finds pump and dumps. Fools herself into thinking she is OK with everything because she is a baddass boss bish, has brunch and mimosas with the other queenz. Then hits 60, menopause happens, and sloot is truly alone. No one else willing to even pump and dump her anymore. No one cares if she is alive or dead.

^That's livin', OP.
post 1681520713 04-26-2023, 01:07 AM
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Hope you continued success with your parenting goals now and in the future. Cheers Mate
post 1681527023 04-26-2023, 06:16 AM
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Originally Posted By Train57⏩
wait until he comes out as trans a week after kindergarten
We don't go for that in my household

*In B4 someone posts the Dr. Phil episode*
post 1681529723 04-26-2023, 07:26 AM
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Fatherhood is the best!!! Great being a dad to little people and creating an environment to help them flourish!
post 1681529803 04-26-2023, 07:27 AM
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expect an allowence
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start smoking/drinking
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