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post 1681551333 04-26-2023, 01:12 PM
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New God of War is a joke of a game.

Finally got enough time to buy a PS5 with GOW bundle, and THIS is what the hype is about? A fukin animated movie? Ive been playing for over an hour now and spent 3/4 of the time in cutscenes. I dont give af about the story, i picked up a controller to actually play the game. Sony must have lost their mind making this trash.Tell me this changes soon because Im never playing another GOW again if it doesnt.
post 1681551593 04-26-2023, 01:17 PM
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My buddy at work said GOW 2018 is his favourite game of all time. Due to that monumental statement I gave it a go and I concluded he's batchit insane. Made a thread about it which probably applies to the latest game too:

I think this is the first game in history where I've disliked it to begin with, really enjoyed it until about 2/3s of the way through, then completely lost all desire to play it, but forced myself to finish the story just so I can get the full picture.
The traversal is slow, clunky and just sucks. You can't jump. Atreus is a whiny little kunt, irritating and says nothing of substance ever. Worse still if he runs toward you he will sometimes push you along the ground if you're stood in his stupid path. There's so much lore and backstory which makes 0 sense unless you played the previous games. Boat traversal is slow, clunky and pointless. You unlock fast travel too far into the game. The stat system is fkin terrible. Brb got a bunch of random gems n sheeit that gives me +1 vitality -3 defence jfl wut? I Pretty much chose 1 outfit and ran with it for the entire game because it's just so convoluted and awful to navigate and understand the menus and stats I just gave up on it. Endless lore and beastiality popups littering my HUD because fukboi Atreus gives me 1 line of advice to help beat a certain enemy, who fkin cares.

The list goes on. Kratos is perhaps the most alpha video game character of all time but that ain't enough. I just don't get the hype.
post 1681557173 04-26-2023, 02:43 PM
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if u want a game with no story maybe play pac-man or tetris loser
post 1681557583 04-26-2023, 02:53 PM
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had a hard time getting over Kosher Odin

even Ascension ****s over new GOW games
post 1681558353 04-26-2023, 03:10 PM
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Originally Posted By OneLegSquats
My buddy at work said GOW 2018 is his favourite game of all time. Due to that monumental statement I gave it a go and I concluded he's batchit insane. Made a thread about it which probably applies to the latest game too:

I think this is the first game in history where I've disliked it to begin with, really enjoyed it until about 2/3s of the way through, then completely lost all desire to play it, but forced myself to finish the story just so I can get the full picture.
The traversal is slow, clunky and just sucks. You can't jump. Atreus is a whiny little kunt, irritating and says nothing of substance ever. Worse still if he runs toward you he will sometimes push you along the ground if you're stood in his stupid path. There's so much lore and backstory which makes 0 sense unless you played the previous games. Boat traversal is slow, clunky and pointless. You unlock fast travel too far into the game. The stat system is fkin terrible. Brb got a bunch of random gems n sheeit that gives me +1 vitality -3 defence jfl wut? I Pretty much chose 1 outfit and ran with it for the entire game because it's just so convoluted and awful to navigate and understand the menus and stats I just gave up on it. Endless lore and beastiality popups littering my HUD because fukboi Atreus gives me 1 line of advice to help beat a certain enemy, who fkin cares.

The list goes on. Kratos is perhaps the most alpha video game character of all time but that ain't enough. I just don't get the hype.
Pretty much my feelings as well. It's a game that looks great and has some amazing locations but the rest of it isn't noteworthy at all.

I remember I couldn't believe it was everyone's GOTY over Spidey which I thought was a much better game.
post 1681559343 04-26-2023, 03:28 PM
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It’s actually pretty good. But not the best god of war.
post 1681559503 04-26-2023, 03:30 PM
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post 1681559603 04-26-2023, 03:32 PM
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Originally Posted By akferd
Finally got enough time to buy a PS5 with GOW bundle, and THIS is what the hype is about? A fukin animated movie? Ive been playing for over an hour now and spent 3/4 of the time in cutscenes. I dont give af about the story, i picked up a controller to actually play the game. Sony must have lost their mind making this trash.Tell me this changes soon because Im never playing another GOW again if it doesnt.
Did you play the previous games? It's an amazing game. The combat is nothing like the old games, which sucked when I first started playing it, but the story and the hardest difficulty make up for it. GOW3 is the best of them all, IMO, but the newest ones are great, but I'm a huge GOW fan. The way they swapped from Greek to Norse mythology was much better than I expected it would be and the story plays out very well. I get why you don't like it, though.

They'll probably end up making a spinoff series with Kratos' annoying son.
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post 1681562313 04-26-2023, 04:22 PM
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The OG GOW games were better than the walking babysitting simulator.
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post 1681563123 04-26-2023, 04:38 PM
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Originally Posted By RopeACope
The OG GOW games were better than the walking babysitting simulator.
Why can’t god of war noobs get this?
post 1681563683 04-26-2023, 04:49 PM
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Originally Posted By Deathstroke
Why can’t god of war noobs get this?
normies, when will they learn.
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post 1681563793 04-26-2023, 04:51 PM
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post 1681568753 04-26-2023, 06:20 PM
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Originally Posted By RopeACope
The OG GOW games were better than the walking babysitting simulator.
this x100
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post 1681573883 04-26-2023, 07:49 PM
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Originally Posted By RopeACope
The OG GOW games were better than the walking babysitting simulator.
I think these new GOW fanboys have some daddy issues. They probably imagine themselves playing as the boy so they can follow daddy Katos around.
post 1681575043 04-26-2023, 08:04 PM
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Originally Posted By akferd
I think these new GOW fanboys have some daddy issues. They probably imagine themselves playing as the boy so they can follow daddy Katos around.
Corey Borlog(new GOW director) was having a baby the time GOW 2019 came out wanted to incorporate a father aspect to the game. Like wtf?
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post 1681581093 04-26-2023, 10:06 PM
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I only played 2018. Like one leg, I pretty much had to force myself to finish it. I don't get the hype.
post 1681581353 04-26-2023, 10:11 PM
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I finished gow2018 but not ragnarok. It was just a slog to play through.
post 1681586853 04-27-2023, 01:12 AM
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Whats better the walking babysitter simulator or the cowboy simulator?
We living in a clown world.
post 1681587053 04-27-2023, 01:23 AM
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GOW was great, keep coping Xcels.
post 1681590273 04-27-2023, 04:24 AM
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Didn't finish 2018

Didn't touch this
post 1681593103 04-27-2023, 06:29 AM
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Watched someone play this and it was like a corridor simulator with cutscenes. How anyone thought this was even close to Elden Ring is beyond me.
libs gonna lib
post 1681597023 04-27-2023, 07:56 AM
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Originally Posted By ****inator
GOW was great, keep coping Xcels.
You know it's a ps5 game right? You're calling a bunch of people who own Playstations Xcels.
post 1681597273 04-27-2023, 08:01 AM
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Originally Posted By freeburn
You know it's a ps5 game right? You're calling a bunch of people who own Playstations Xcels.
You smoking that whacky tobaccy again?
post 1681597763 04-27-2023, 08:12 AM
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Originally Posted By Deathstroke
You smoking that whacky tobaccy again?
Point out where I'm wrong?
post 1681641923 04-27-2023, 09:50 PM
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Originally Posted By PumkinPie
Watched someone play this and it was like a corridor simulator with cutscenes. How anyone thought this was even close to Elden Ring is beyond me.
The scale of the game is very small, everything is like corridors and tight rooms, save the few "open spaces" that are also pretty small, Ps4 held it back quite a bit probably.... garbage story and characters but that aint hardware fault.

Combat gameplay is the only motivation I had to finish the game, even tho enemies are also chit.
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Originally Posted By OneLegSquats
The list goes on. Kratos is perhaps the most alpha video game character of all time but that ain't enough. I just don't get the hype.
was, before ragnarok made him as soft as they could

i did enjoy 2018

spent more time being stepped on by sigrun than id like to admit
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