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04-26-2023, 01:12 PM
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New God of War is a joke of a game.
Finally got enough time to buy a PS5 with GOW bundle, and THIS is what the hype is about? A fukin animated movie? Ive been playing for over an hour now and spent 3/4 of the time in cutscenes. I dont give af about the story, i picked up a controller to actually play the game. Sony must have lost their mind making this trash.Tell me this changes soon because Im never playing another GOW again if it doesnt.
04-26-2023, 01:17 PM
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My buddy at work said GOW 2018 is his favourite game of all time. Due to that monumental statement I gave it a go and I concluded he's batchit insane. Made a thread about it which probably applies to the latest game too:
I think this is the first game in history where I've disliked it to begin with, really enjoyed it until about 2/3s of the way through, then completely lost all desire to play it, but forced myself to finish the story just so I can get the full picture.
The traversal is slow, clunky and just sucks. You can't jump. Atreus is a whiny little kunt, irritating and says nothing of substance ever. Worse still if he runs toward you he will sometimes push you along the ground if you're stood in his stupid path. There's so much lore and backstory which makes 0 sense unless you played the previous games. Boat traversal is slow, clunky and pointless. You unlock fast travel too far into the game. The stat system is fkin terrible. Brb got a bunch of random gems n sheeit that gives me +1 vitality -3 defence jfl wut? I Pretty much chose 1 outfit and ran with it for the entire game because it's just so convoluted and awful to navigate and understand the menus and stats I just gave up on it. Endless lore and beastiality popups littering my HUD because fukboi Atreus gives me 1 line of advice to help beat a certain enemy, who fkin cares.
The list goes on. Kratos is perhaps the most alpha video game character of all time but that ain't enough. I just don't get the hype.
I think this is the first game in history where I've disliked it to begin with, really enjoyed it until about 2/3s of the way through, then completely lost all desire to play it, but forced myself to finish the story just so I can get the full picture.
The traversal is slow, clunky and just sucks. You can't jump. Atreus is a whiny little kunt, irritating and says nothing of substance ever. Worse still if he runs toward you he will sometimes push you along the ground if you're stood in his stupid path. There's so much lore and backstory which makes 0 sense unless you played the previous games. Boat traversal is slow, clunky and pointless. You unlock fast travel too far into the game. The stat system is fkin terrible. Brb got a bunch of random gems n sheeit that gives me +1 vitality -3 defence jfl wut? I Pretty much chose 1 outfit and ran with it for the entire game because it's just so convoluted and awful to navigate and understand the menus and stats I just gave up on it. Endless lore and beastiality popups littering my HUD because fukboi Atreus gives me 1 line of advice to help beat a certain enemy, who fkin cares.
The list goes on. Kratos is perhaps the most alpha video game character of all time but that ain't enough. I just don't get the hype.
04-26-2023, 02:43 PM
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if u want a game with no story maybe play pac-man or tetris loser
04-26-2023, 02:53 PM
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04-26-2023, 03:10 PM
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Originally Posted By OneLegSquats⏩
Pretty much my feelings as well. It's a game that looks great and has some amazing locations but the rest of it isn't noteworthy at all.My buddy at work said GOW 2018 is his favourite game of all time. Due to that monumental statement I gave it a go and I concluded he's batchit insane. Made a thread about it which probably applies to the latest game too:
I think this is the first game in history where I've disliked it to begin with, really enjoyed it until about 2/3s of the way through, then completely lost all desire to play it, but forced myself to finish the story just so I can get the full picture.
The traversal is slow, clunky and just sucks. You can't jump. Atreus is a whiny little kunt, irritating and says nothing of substance ever. Worse still if he runs toward you he will sometimes push you along the ground if you're stood in his stupid path. There's so much lore and backstory which makes 0 sense unless you played the previous games. Boat traversal is slow, clunky and pointless. You unlock fast travel too far into the game. The stat system is fkin terrible. Brb got a bunch of random gems n sheeit that gives me +1 vitality -3 defence jfl wut? I Pretty much chose 1 outfit and ran with it for the entire game because it's just so convoluted and awful to navigate and understand the menus and stats I just gave up on it. Endless lore and beastiality popups littering my HUD because fukboi Atreus gives me 1 line of advice to help beat a certain enemy, who fkin cares.
The list goes on. Kratos is perhaps the most alpha video game character of all time but that ain't enough. I just don't get the hype.
I think this is the first game in history where I've disliked it to begin with, really enjoyed it until about 2/3s of the way through, then completely lost all desire to play it, but forced myself to finish the story just so I can get the full picture.
The traversal is slow, clunky and just sucks. You can't jump. Atreus is a whiny little kunt, irritating and says nothing of substance ever. Worse still if he runs toward you he will sometimes push you along the ground if you're stood in his stupid path. There's so much lore and backstory which makes 0 sense unless you played the previous games. Boat traversal is slow, clunky and pointless. You unlock fast travel too far into the game. The stat system is fkin terrible. Brb got a bunch of random gems n sheeit that gives me +1 vitality -3 defence jfl wut? I Pretty much chose 1 outfit and ran with it for the entire game because it's just so convoluted and awful to navigate and understand the menus and stats I just gave up on it. Endless lore and beastiality popups littering my HUD because fukboi Atreus gives me 1 line of advice to help beat a certain enemy, who fkin cares.
The list goes on. Kratos is perhaps the most alpha video game character of all time but that ain't enough. I just don't get the hype.
I remember I couldn't believe it was everyone's GOTY over Spidey which I thought was a much better game.
04-26-2023, 03:28 PM
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It’s actually pretty good. But not the best god of war.
04-26-2023, 03:30 PM
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04-26-2023, 03:32 PM
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Originally Posted By akferd⏩
Did you play the previous games? It's an amazing game. The combat is nothing like the old games, which sucked when I first started playing it, but the story and the hardest difficulty make up for it. GOW3 is the best of them all, IMO, but the newest ones are great, but I'm a huge GOW fan. The way they swapped from Greek to Norse mythology was much better than I expected it would be and the story plays out very well. I get why you don't like it, though.Finally got enough time to buy a PS5 with GOW bundle, and THIS is what the hype is about? A fukin animated movie? Ive been playing for over an hour now and spent 3/4 of the time in cutscenes. I dont give af about the story, i picked up a controller to actually play the game. Sony must have lost their mind making this trash.Tell me this changes soon because Im never playing another GOW again if it doesnt.
They'll probably end up making a spinoff series with Kratos' annoying son.
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04-26-2023, 04:22 PM
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04-26-2023, 04:38 PM
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Originally Posted By RopeACope⏩
Why can’t god of war noobs get this?The OG GOW games were better than the walking babysitting simulator.

04-26-2023, 04:49 PM
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04-26-2023, 04:51 PM
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04-26-2023, 06:20 PM
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Originally Posted By RopeACope⏩
this x100The OG GOW games were better than the walking babysitting simulator.
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04-26-2023, 07:49 PM
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Originally Posted By RopeACope⏩
I think these new GOW fanboys have some daddy issues. They probably imagine themselves playing as the boy so they can follow daddy Katos around.The OG GOW games were better than the walking babysitting simulator.
04-26-2023, 08:04 PM
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Originally Posted By akferd⏩
Corey Borlog(new GOW director) was having a baby the time GOW 2019 came out wanted to incorporate a father aspect to the game. Like wtf?I think these new GOW fanboys have some daddy issues. They probably imagine themselves playing as the boy so they can follow daddy Katos around.
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04-26-2023, 10:06 PM
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I only played 2018. Like one leg, I pretty much had to force myself to finish it. I don't get the hype.
04-26-2023, 10:11 PM
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04-27-2023, 01:12 AM
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Whats better the walking babysitter simulator or the cowboy simulator?
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04-27-2023, 01:23 AM
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GOW was great, keep coping Xcels.
04-27-2023, 04:24 AM
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04-27-2023, 06:29 AM
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04-27-2023, 07:56 AM
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04-27-2023, 08:01 AM
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Originally Posted By freeburn⏩
You smoking that whacky tobaccy again?You know it's a ps5 game right? You're calling a bunch of people who own Playstations Xcels.
04-27-2023, 08:12 AM
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04-27-2023, 09:50 PM
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Originally Posted By PumkinPie⏩
The scale of the game is very small, everything is like corridors and tight rooms, save the few "open spaces" that are also pretty small, Ps4 held it back quite a bit probably.... garbage story and characters but that aint hardware fault.Watched someone play this and it was like a corridor simulator with cutscenes. How anyone thought this was even close to Elden Ring is beyond me.
Combat gameplay is the only motivation I had to finish the game, even tho enemies are also chit.
04-28-2023, 03:13 AM
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Originally Posted By OneLegSquats⏩
was, before ragnarok made him as soft as they couldThe list goes on. Kratos is perhaps the most alpha video game character of all time but that ain't enough. I just don't get the hype.
i did enjoy 2018
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