We’re conjoined twins and share a vagina — but only one of us has a boyfriend

04-27-2023, 06:19 AM

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We’re conjoined twins and share a vagina — but only one of us has a boyfriend

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I know you Incels will come in here talking about how even deformed women have access to Chad.

https://nypost.com/2023/04/26/were-2...-at-the-torso/

it's better to suck dink than to be killed

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04-27-2023, 06:21 AM

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Should have done porn. Imagine the gang bang, sucking off two dudes at the same time while one is hitting it from behind.

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04-27-2023, 06:52 AM

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So this counts as two chicks at the same time? That's what you do with a million dollars Peter.

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04-27-2023, 06:53 AM

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Yikes

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04-27-2023, 07:01 AM

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Would be kinda hot with both of them moaning at the same time.

We living in a clown world.

04-27-2023, 07:04 AM

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what the fukk is my mans doing imagine your son simp a 2 head woman

Lmao not sure if srs.

04-27-2023, 07:24 AM

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[QUOTE=OrbOddLaw post_id=1681592783]Eldritch Horror Monster

[img][URL=https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FuqF-pWXwBIkxNu?format=jpg]https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FuqF-pWXwBIkxNu?format=jpg[/URL][/im

I know you Incels will come in here talking about how even deformed women have access to Chad.

[URL=https://nypost.com/2023/04/26/were-22-year-old-conjoined-twin-sisters-who-are-attached-at-the-torso/]https://nypost.com/2023/04/26/were-2...-at-the-torso/[/URL][/QUOTE]lmao dude is actually good looking too (nohomo)

04-27-2023, 07:25 AM

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04-27-2023, 07:28 AM

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There's an easy solution to this.

Just find a male conjoined twin with one penis.

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04-27-2023, 07:30 AM

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Damn, what does the other one do when her sister giving head? Read a book?

04-27-2023, 07:40 AM

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Imagine that on top of you, riding your meat pole, with 2 beautiful faces staring down at you. 4 eyes, looking intently with lust. Your mind drifts to that dark place, of a little choke play or full nelson anal but you start to worry about the logistics of it all. Which one do i choke? Both? How do i put a full nelson on two heads..what if i accidentily put it on the wrong one or can i put it on two at the same time? The questions constantly distracting you..you get frustrated and lose your erection. The one your with starts crying..questioning why you can't keep it up..."Is it our looks..do we DISGUST you!" The other head laughs and makes fun of you...the two start fighting but your too embarassed and ashamed of telling them the real reason you lost it. That you're a degenerate and you Misc.

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04-27-2023, 07:44 AM

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So hold on.... the guy is dating the one with no tits?

04-27-2023, 07:44 AM

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Originally Posted By SYKO227⏩

So this counts as two chicks at the same time? That's what you do with a million dollars Peter.

Nah sounds like theres only 1 hole

04-27-2023, 07:54 AM

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Like...what...how would any normal dude even think about that? Guy must have some kind of weird fetish.

Imagine the second one cheering you on while you were banging. Or if you give your girl a facial, does the other girl just accept it too?

04-27-2023, 08:32 AM

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04-27-2023, 08:57 AM

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Originally Posted By elterrible987⏩

first thought, look at them and realize its def the one on the left, imagine being the ugler one on the right.

second thought look at the guys face and mind blown hes a good looking guy WTF is he doing with his life

Bruh do you even know how hard it is to find a soul mate for someone with a two headed person fetish? Normally always have to settle. This guy found his one and only.

04-27-2023, 09:00 AM

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INB4 the one who isn't dating the guy files a rape complaint.

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04-27-2023, 09:07 AM

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I have so many questions. Like, when he's banging do they both feel it?

04-27-2023, 09:11 AM

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my god this thread has me dying, fkin lmao at some of you guys

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04-27-2023, 09:21 AM

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so does he cover up the other half with a blanket or something when they fukn?

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04-27-2023, 09:25 AM

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I'm sorry baby, not tonight. My sister has a headache.

I'm back, bitches!

04-27-2023, 09:26 AM

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Originally Posted By Adam16121⏩

Damn, what does the other one do when her sister giving head? Read a book?

lmao

she does all the dirty talk in the background

04-27-2023, 09:31 AM

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Around the 5 min mark they talk about the relationship, apparently they are not intimate at all

04-27-2023, 09:33 AM

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Only a matter of time until the one gets jealous for her BF cheating on her with her sister.

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04-27-2023, 09:33 AM

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Originally Posted By Kev1972⏩

Should have done porn. Imagine the gang bang, sucking off two dudes at the same time while one is hitting it from behind.

This LMFAO. Everyone on the planet would want to see it simply out of curiosity

If I was that brah, I'd save up my coom until I know I can bust a massive load then have gf slob me then give her a facial but "accidentally" unload all over both of their faces HNNNNNNNNNNNG collateral damage soz sis. Got a bonrar just thinking of the possibilities

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04-27-2023, 09:34 AM

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Phuk, I'm so aroused right now. I want to have a 2 1/2sum

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04-27-2023, 01:05 PM

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Originally Posted By Kev1972⏩

Should have done porn. Imagine the gang bang, sucking off two dudes at the same time while one is hitting it from behind.

Clever. I never even thought of this.

The other conjoined twins who made headlines years ago are now teachers.

it's better to suck dink than to be killed

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