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post 1681640723 04-27-2023, 09:26 PM
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If butts were supposed to be clean, wouldn’t we have evolved some bidet appendage?

The human body is a marvelously designed system of organs and electrochemical reactions and various other functions that has evolved for millions of years. All kinds of things self heal etc. if our butts were meant to be clean wouldn’t they be hairless and have some bidet appendage and squeegee, kind of like a car windshield wiper/washer?
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post 1681640783 04-27-2023, 09:27 PM
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Do you not? Just lol
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post 1681641043 04-27-2023, 09:32 PM
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None of the things we eat nowadays are things ever imagined to be in the human diet.

I promise, if you eat small portions of vegetables and meat and berries, and walk around for your transportation you aren't going to take nasty poops.
post 1681641073 04-27-2023, 09:32 PM
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Originally Posted By cobhc⏩
Do you not? Just lol
I mean I kind of do in a way but its in the wrong spot
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post 1681641243 04-27-2023, 09:36 PM
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Originally Posted By desslok⏩
I mean I kind of do in a way but its in the wrong spot
If desslok had a filthy angus he’d be messlok
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post 1681641963 04-27-2023, 09:51 PM
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Originally Posted By cobhc⏩
If desslok had a filthy angus he’d be messlok
If desslok wanted to play trivia he'd be guesslok
post 1681642183 04-27-2023, 09:56 PM
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post 1681642293 04-27-2023, 09:58 PM
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We did, we call them arms and hands. Why would we have to evolve if we were equipped already?

Evolution happens as a result of necessity (in most cases). If you don't die or can compete for survival etc, there is no evolutionary change.
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post 1681642393 04-27-2023, 10:01 PM
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Always jealous of animals that partially prolapse their angus and take perfectly clean chits every time with no wipe.
post 1681642493 04-27-2023, 10:04 PM
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We evolved in a way that our hands can reach our butts. Now imagine the smells if we couldn't.

And just think, dogs and cats can reach their balls with their tongues, so that's exactly what they do. Every animal that can lick their balls clean, does it. If we could do the same, we probably would still be licking our balls to this day... well, not me, but the rest of you savages.

Follow the (bro)science.
post 1681642603 04-27-2023, 10:08 PM
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you're supposed to let your buddy pee on your butthole it's nature's bidet. only in modern society is this considered gay
post 1681643213 04-27-2023, 10:28 PM
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Originally Posted By baroni01⏩
If desslok wanted to play trivia he'd be guesslok
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post 1681643333 04-27-2023, 10:31 PM
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Originally Posted By Kraken⏩
We did, we call them arms and hands. Why would we have to evolve if we were equipped already?

Evolution happens as a result of necessity (in most cases). If you don't die or can compete for survival etc, there is no evolutionary change.
So we evolved to go in dry?
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post 1681643463 04-27-2023, 10:35 PM
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Originally Posted By multiplemiggs⏩
No wipe crew checking in.

The anus is self cleaning. Dingleberries dry. Dingleberries fall off.
Life goes on.

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Yea sloots definitely love the scent of unwashed ass chit chunks. Eau de TOILET. The scent of an alpha.
post 1681643523 04-27-2023, 10:36 PM
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Originally Posted By OliverHeldens⏩
None of the things we eat nowadays are things ever imagined to be in the human diet.

I promise, if you eat small portions of vegetables and meat and berries, and walk around for your transportation you aren't going to take nasty poops.
can’t be any more based.
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PS: Don't eat poop, just don't let the idea of it stop you from living life to its fullest.
post 1681643763 04-27-2023, 10:43 PM
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Your poop is supposed to be dry.

The reason god made poop messy is to show cavemen if they ate something ****ed up like a rotten goat. They would only have dirty asses if they were doing it wrong. It allowed them to correct their behaviour and avoid smiting.

God did not expect use to reach the apex of modernity as we have done. He never accounted for the possibility of hostess treats with starch and artificial flavours.
post 1681643913 04-27-2023, 10:47 PM
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Toilets are very new. We're supposed to do a deep squat as we drop our dookie, like we did for a few million years.
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post 1681643963 04-27-2023, 10:49 PM
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You mean your penis doesn’t reach back there?
post 1681647943 04-28-2023, 01:20 AM
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Unless the concept of macro evolution is a giant hoax and a lie.
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Just lol if your penor isn't long enough to reach back there and hose your hole clean
post 1681652533 04-28-2023, 06:08 AM
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Originally Posted By OliverHeldens⏩
None of the things we eat nowadays are things ever imagined to be in the human diet.

I promise, if you eat small portions of vegetables and meat and berries, and walk around for your transportation you aren't going to take nasty poops.
this is it.
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Just lol if you dont use baby wipes
post 1681691803 04-28-2023, 05:40 PM
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Tongues have been around forever.
post 1681692283 04-28-2023, 05:49 PM
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Having a dirty angus apparently wasn’t a deal breaker for our species during evolution. We also have pretty dexterous hand and fingers so we learned ways to provide proper angus hygiene.

Angus hygiene is important not just from a smell standpoint, but from a health standpoint as well. Other animals evolved hygiene habits from insects to cats to elephants.

I tell you, having a clean angus is one of the greatest feelings in the world.
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I can't believe so many people are delusional on a bodybuilding forum. But then I shouldn't be surprised, it's all talk of protein, fat, and carb. 3lbs of chicken and rice all washed down with a sucralose protein shake.

It's called Fiber people. 32g a day and squat position. Try it then come back
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Honestly if I eat a carnivore/cave man diet I get really bad messy chits. Like it's very hard to push out. I bet those Paleolithic humans had the same thing. There wasn't always access to fiber (especially in winter)
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Originally Posted By frankdtank20⏩
Toilets are very new. We're supposed to do a deep squat as we drop our dookie, like we did for a few million years.
ATG poops?
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post 1681696173 04-28-2023, 07:10 PM
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Originally Posted By kengriffeyjr24⏩
Honestly if I eat a carnivore/cave man diet I get really bad messy chits. Like it's very hard to push out. I bet those Paleolithic humans had the same thing. There wasn't always access to fiber (especially in winter)
Imagine being an ancient caveman, your balls are frozen to your leg and you have parasites from a rotten wildebeest your family ate, and you’re doing ATG squat in the snow outside your cave in the bushes while your wife is bitching that Grugg the next-cave neighbor got his wife a sabertooth tiger necklace for their second moon of marriage, and all you can do is grunt with exhaustion as you struggle beyond measure to squeeze out a compacted log of dung from your dry, cracked, crusty and raw butthole and begin to lose feeling in your feet from the cold, as you look forward to huddling up close and stuffing your smegma-ridden uncircumcised dink into the unwashed rotten crevasse of your pregnant wife. Truly it’s how man was meant to live, not like nowadays.
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Originally Posted By baroni01⏩
If desslok wanted to play trivia he'd be guesslok
If desslok was all about abstract boardgames he'd be chesslok
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