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post 1681696003 04-28-2023, 07:07 PM
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Who the hell invented pants/underwear where the waistband is at erect penis level?

Honestly, who thought it was a good idea to make the pants and underwear standard at the line where an erect penis rises up to? “Hey lets put an elastic band right where your mushroom tip goes when you see an HBB”. Seriously who designed these things. In before proudmanlet
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post 1681696143 04-28-2023, 07:09 PM
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that's where your hips are. those hold up your pants. however if you wear your pants like an old bich in her 80s like silencespeaks, you wear them almost to your chest.
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post 1681700813 04-28-2023, 08:35 PM
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Originally Posted By HairyWBush⏩
that's where your hips are. those hold up your pants. however if you wear your pants like an old bich in her 80s like silencespeaks, you wear them almost to your chest.
True she pulls her pants up so high I could even leave the fleshlight on and it would still cover it.
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post 1681700883 04-28-2023, 08:36 PM
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huh? your dick points straight up? mine is down and low but im packing big

guess you have asmall weinier if it points straight out or up, LMAO no weight or thickness
post 1681701063 04-28-2023, 08:40 PM
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Originally Posted By desslok⏩
Honestly, who thought it was a good idea to make the pants and underwear standard at the line where an erect penis rises up to? “Hey lets put an elastic band right where your mushroom tip goes when you see an HBB”. Seriously who designed these things. In before proudmanlet
mine actually hangs down and if I point it up the tip goes way past the waistband
post 1681701273 04-28-2023, 08:44 PM
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Originally Posted By 35OLbGorilla⏩
huh? your dick points straight up? mine is down and low but im packing big

guess you have asmall weinier if it points straight out or up, LMAO no weight or thickness
I got some bad news…
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post 1681701933 04-28-2023, 08:53 PM
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Originally Posted By 35OLbGorilla⏩
huh? your dick points straight up? mine is down and low but im packing big

guess you have asmall weinier if it points straight out or up, LMAO no weight or thickness
This WTF lmao why would your dick point up? That's ridiculous to think about... Mine sticks straight out from my body at a 90 degree angle or it hangs down 45 degrees depending on how hard I am
post 1681702033 04-28-2023, 08:55 PM
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Dick lengths vary so much. Are they meant to have a range of heights designed to be compatible with different erect cock heights?
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Originally Posted By ralphlaurenbrah⏩
This WTF lmao why would your dick point up? That's ridiculous to think about... Mine sticks straight out from my body at a 90 degree angle or it hangs down 45 degrees depending on how hard I am
They got pills for that bro. Nothing to be ashamed of, just ask your doc. Get t checked as well. Ded fkn srs
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post 1681702353 04-28-2023, 09:01 PM
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Originally Posted By Kewbrah⏩
Dick lengths vary so much. Are they meant to have a range of heights designed to be compatible with different erect cock heights?
They make sloot jeans high rise, mid rise, low rise etc. they could make small penor rise etc
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post 1681702433 04-28-2023, 09:03 PM
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Originally Posted By desslok⏩
They make sloot jeans high rise, mid rise, low rise etc. they could make small penor rise etc
Who's building this? Venture capital will come flooding in.
post 1681703053 04-28-2023, 09:18 PM
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You get hard just seeing a hot girl? It points up?
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