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» Liquid blasting out of my angus like a firehose right now. Food poisoning?
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post 1682188863 05-06-2023, 06:45 PM
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Liquid blasting out of my angus like a firehose right now. Food poisoning?

Probably like 65 psi just now. Sitting here still just in case. Kind of scared to put my pants back on. Food poisoning? I had carne asada nachos for lunch. Any voodoo remedies? Got people coming over in a couple hours.
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post 1682188913 05-06-2023, 06:46 PM
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wear a diaper
post 1682188933 05-06-2023, 06:46 PM
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It's time for the malodrax method.
post 1682189183 05-06-2023, 06:51 PM
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Happened to me back from Mexico. Either food or water, not sure.

Just let it take it’s course get some pedialyte and make sure you keep you’re fluids and electrolytes up
post 1682189353 05-06-2023, 06:54 PM
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Imodium time
post 1682189393 05-06-2023, 06:55 PM
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Drink a big bottle of Pepto Bismol
post 1682189453 05-06-2023, 06:56 PM
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are you properly hydrated? srs
post 1682189843 05-06-2023, 07:01 PM
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Originally Posted By ezmac31
Imodium time
I think Imodium is bad if it’s food poisoning. You’re supposed to just open the gasket and let it flow
post 1682190093 05-06-2023, 07:05 PM
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That’s every Saturday morning for me . I get that super clean out after drinking a 15 pack of beer .
I call it #3 , peeing out your ass
Back with my Fam
post 1682190523 05-06-2023, 07:12 PM
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Wait till a colonoscopy prep

Sh water every 20 minutes for 10 hours

It's fkn brutal
post 1682190653 05-06-2023, 07:14 PM
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Originally Posted By MultiDimension
wear a diaper
This, buy some ultra premium adult diapers that are comfortable and highly absorbent for those pesky accidents like when you have fountains of diarrhea.
Originally Posted By MajorTendonitis
That’s every Saturday morning for me . I get that super clean out after drinking a 15 pack of beer .
I call it #3 , peeing out your ass
I’m surprised beer does that to you boyo.
post 1682190823 05-06-2023, 07:18 PM
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I was in Taiwan last month after being in the Philippines for a couple weeks, and I literally went to the toilet 8 times in a single morning and it was like a high pressure stream faucet out of my ass. No idea how that much liquid could come out of my ass in such a short time. They had a Wendys at the airport in Manila, and it was the first time in about a month that I had access to American fast food, but I immediately felt like chit after.

On the plus side, the toilet had a heated seat and a warm water bidet. So at least my ass wasn't raw and bloody from being wiped so many times. The chitting eventually stopped long enough for me to walk to a drugstore and figure out which package in Chinese writing was a anti-diarrheal.
post 1682190903 05-06-2023, 07:18 PM
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Originally Posted By wasp9166
Wait till a colonoscopy prep

Sh water every 20 minutes for 10 hours

It's fkn brutal
Just did this a few weeks ago. Drinking that 8 litres of a colonoscopy prep chit was absolutely brutal
Back with my Fam
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