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Forum » Woman blasts 'slimy ex' who blamed her FAT BODY for their 'lazy sex life' (PIC)
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Thread: Woman blasts 'slimy ex' who blamed her FAT BODY for their 'lazy sex life' (PIC)

post 1682354343 05-09-2023, 08:42 AM
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Woman blasts 'slimy ex' who blamed her FAT BODY for their 'lazy sex life' (PIC)

- Naomi Gobbleslip ended her three-month relationship with a man earlier this month because of what she describes as their 'lazy and one-sided' sex life

- But when the 28-year-old explained why she wanted to break up over his lack of effort by text, she says that he lashed out and sent the following text:

"The reason I don't do anything with you darling is because it's pretty much impossible with the shape you're in. The bio mechanics of foreplay are impossible with you. I would have to hold up your tummy to even attempt fingering or licking your vertical bacon sandwich. Maybe you should take a look at yourself and question the reasons why"

- Naomi said the message massively shocked her but believes he's using her size as an excuse for him not wanting to put in any effort

"I was so shocked by his rude message. Sex was so seldom, it was once every few weeks and we pencilled it in. He always wanted me to slobber and spit on his single barrel pump action yoghurt rifle, but he didn't kiss me or do anything to my bearded oyster. It couldn't go on anymore. I know it's bull**** because I've been with people in the past and it wasn't an issue. He can ***k off"



https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-...slimy-29824461
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post 1682354573 05-09-2023, 08:45 AM
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Vertical bacon sandwich is just….just perfect.
Nah bro I’m sweet.
post 1682354593 05-09-2023, 08:45 AM
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Paid promotion for her only fans. Don't simp bruh.
post 1682354873 05-09-2023, 08:49 AM
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Omg vertical bacon sandwich. Would rep in real life.
post 1682355053 05-09-2023, 08:52 AM
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The same person wrote both of those comments.

Fake news.
post 1682355113 05-09-2023, 08:52 AM
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One commenter wrote: "You're stunning and he clearly just doesn't know what to do in bedroom department and is trying to put that on you"

"What a tool, actually not even a tool at least a screwdriver knows how to screw. You're beautiful he's clearly just an idiot."

A third added: "Just say you're sh*t in bed and save us the agro. You are stunning. God help the woman who ends up lumbered with this scummy f**k."


Listen to these pathetic simps defending this hog. No wonder society is circling the drain.
post 1682355153 05-09-2023, 08:53 AM
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Yeah her gut does look like it would need a harness to get to what's underneath
post 1682355323 05-09-2023, 08:55 AM
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wood smash (srs)
post 1682355453 05-09-2023, 08:57 AM
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Originally Posted By FinBra⏩
Paid promotion for her only fans. Don't simp bruh.
finally someone else who gets it
post 1682355473 05-09-2023, 08:57 AM
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I can only imagine what the guy looks like if he was with this horse.
In Hoots We Trust.
post 1682355753 05-09-2023, 09:00 AM
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She's disgusting and no man should have to lift a womans stomach to access her vagina.
post 1682356293 05-09-2023, 09:09 AM
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Originally Posted By FinBra⏩
Paid promotion for her only fans. Don't simp bruh.
These articles are so fake and always follow the same template/ structure
post 1682356613 05-09-2023, 09:14 AM
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Crazy how all these slimy tabloids run stupid stories about these whores now.
post 1682356773 05-09-2023, 09:18 AM
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Originally Posted By Bigbuster1⏩
These articles are so fake and always follow the same template/ structure
you can literally pay to have an article written about you - they used to do it because it was I think an instant verification mark on instagram to have something written about you
post 1682356983 05-09-2023, 09:22 AM
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Nobody remembers OP? Lol I missed these threads
Neg incels
post 1682357063 05-09-2023, 09:24 AM
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Originally Posted By Cleveland33⏩
finally someone else who gets it
Originally Posted By Bigbuster1⏩
These articles are so fake and always follow the same template/ structure
High IQ posters spotted. Hitting you boys with measle greens.

Lold at article format "Random average white hoe has XXX controversy about her looks, find her only fans/IG here."

So easy to spot this trash.
post 1682357893 05-09-2023, 09:37 AM
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Originally Posted By SuperHercules⏩
Nobody remembers OP? Lol I missed these threads
MrBourbon remembers. Lol @ the potatoes who think those descriptors are in the actual article.

WB op, repping you both lol
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post 1682359233 05-09-2023, 09:58 AM
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To be honest I wouldnt really mind the belly that much. Was would bug me is the instagram make up job, Giant lashes, fake looking plasticy lips and face.

Nothing says mental disorder louder than that. Also if she dressed correctly for her size it would be less of a deal. If you are fat, maybe skin tight isnt your thing, just a thought.

Damn sure wouldnt bend over backwards to kiss her ass like these simps do but if I had the option of leaving the bar alone or taking this with me I would choose the latter.
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post 1682359373 05-09-2023, 10:00 AM
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Originally Posted By GnomeSaiyanBruh⏩
Vertical bacon sandwich is just….just perfect.
Unless its shark week and its a BLT
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post 1682359703 05-09-2023, 10:05 AM
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Originally Posted By GnomeSaiyanBruh⏩
Vertical bacon sandwich is just….just perfect.
This. Fuking lost it, OP.
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post 1682360333 05-09-2023, 10:15 AM
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Dat der Single barrel pump action yogurt rifle..fuuuarrrkkkkkkkk. Makes me wanna grab mine and fire a few rounds. Hellllll yaaaaa!
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post 1682360453 05-09-2023, 10:18 AM
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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG⏩
Dat der Single barrel pump action yogurt rifle..fuuuarrrkkkkkkkk. Makes me wanna grab mine and fire a few rounds. Hellllll yaaaaa!
based and pearl-pilled
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*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
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*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
post 1682360753 05-09-2023, 10:23 AM
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Am I weird or is 3 months not really a relationship.
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