I was doing cable rows when the taco bell I had for lunch decided to take it's revenge, so I ran to the bathroom.

When I got back to the cable row station, there was a guy using it, so I said "sorry chap, I'm using that. I've only got one more set to do and then it's all yours".

The guy said "come any closer and I'll call the cops".

Woah, slight overreaction. Had I missed anything? Then I realised that I'd called themchapand I'd possibly misgendered them.

Not wanting to get involved in some alphabet drama, I walked away laughing to myself, but he(?) kept following me around the gym with his phone out saying "do something then".

Today, he(?) emailed a copy of the video he(?) made to my employer, who played it on the wall screen in the conference room. After everybody had finished laughing about it, my director took me to one side and said "this is funny as fk, but the guy is clearly unwell and I would urge you to file a stalking complaint just to cover yourself".

I'm going back to the gym tonight, but I don't know if I will be able to keep a straight face while I'm there.

Aware, lol.

Watch out for his friends OP I hear one of them is 5'8"

In all seriousness I fkin hate when retards put their water bottle by the equipment then walk off and do god knows what then feel entitled to just walk back and use it. Like your crusty water bottle is some kind of claim of ownership. I should really rub my finger all up under my foreskin then wipe it around the spout next time i see someone do that