I’m in one right now

Brb huge cinema
Brb play room
Brb gym
Brb bar
Brb restaurant
Brb nice room
Brb brb

I’m deadass wanting to rent an apartment and live here

life is not a wish granting factory

Just work there and live there in secret brah.

good idea but the people here look depressed lol

Its because they have to clean up after the same type of moggers you want to be. Many have to lose for just one mogger to win.

I am with you every so often I stay at a resort that has a $3M piece of modern art on the wall that I like to stare at and think about how many people at that very moment are unsuspectingly walking into a gender neutral bathroom at their local chipotle only to lift the toilet lid and be greeted by the four foot long robustly scented mahogany innards iguana that was farted out by some vapid HTC lady and left to saturate and expand and ultimately clog the toilet so badly several hours of aggressive plungering with a bowling for soup live in Bridgeport 1985 tshirt pulled up over the nose will not return original flushing functionality