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post 1683110363 05-21-2023, 09:45 AM
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Wife upset I got hard during TV Show

We were watching Ozark.. a scene comes on where hot girls tits are out at the strip club.. I pop a full on boner.. She's upset because she said I don't get hard that easy with her.

What do I say here?
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post 1683110573 05-21-2023, 09:49 AM
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Originally Posted By MyBaddBrah⏩
We were watching Ozark.. a scene comes on where hot girls tits are out at the strip club.. I pop a full on boner.. She's upset because she said I don't get hard that easy with her.

What do I say here?
Say it’s an autonomic function and therefore you didn’t consciously choose for it to happen, and leave it at that.
post 1683110633 05-21-2023, 09:50 AM
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Tell her to suck the life out of it . Only right answer
Back with my Fam
post 1683111263 05-21-2023, 10:04 AM
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Tell her the truth: if she looked like that or moved like that, she would get the same response from it.

In other words, tell her that she needs to try harder.
post 1683111353 05-21-2023, 10:05 AM
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Username of peace
I loe e.
post 1683111413 05-21-2023, 10:07 AM
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its not gonna suck itself
Uncontrollable behavior with some psychopathic tendencies
post 1683112023 05-21-2023, 10:19 AM
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post 1683112123 05-21-2023, 10:21 AM
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Originally Posted By MyBaddBrah⏩
We were watching Ozark.. a scene comes on where hot girls tits are out at the strip club.. I pop a full on boner.. She's upset because she said I don't get hard that easy with her.

What do I say here?
tell her she never danced for you like that.
post 1683112633 05-21-2023, 10:29 AM
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Originally Posted By Redfish225⏩
Username of peace
this

just say your username any time she starts chirping
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post 1683112703 05-21-2023, 10:31 AM
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Would you recommend Ozark?
post 1683112963 05-21-2023, 10:36 AM
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Are you 13? Who gets hard, as an adult, without stimulation?
post 1683113013 05-21-2023, 10:37 AM
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Tell her you were actually thinking about Jason Bateman
post 1683113053 05-21-2023, 10:38 AM
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"I didn't bring it out for air"
post 1683113083 05-21-2023, 10:38 AM
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tell her pride month is right around the corner and if she doesn't start putting a little more effort forward you're going to start banging twinks next month
post 1683113113 05-21-2023, 10:39 AM
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Lol
post 1683113603 05-21-2023, 10:48 AM
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Tell her if she kept your balls empty, random boners wouldn’t happen.
post 1683114333 05-21-2023, 11:05 AM
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Originally Posted By mattb717⏩
Are you 13? Who gets hard, as an adult, without stimulation?
Anybody who doesn’t watch pornos
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post 1683114363 05-21-2023, 11:06 AM
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Originally Posted By mattb717⏩
Are you 13? Who gets hard, as an adult, without stimulation?
high test brahs ofc
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post 1683114463 05-21-2023, 11:09 AM
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Originally Posted By MyBaddBrah⏩
Anybody who doesn’t watch pornos
this lul

brb i get hard ons all the time especially if I dont wear underwear in public
Overthinking, overanalysing separates the body from the mind
post 1683114483 05-21-2023, 11:09 AM
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Originally Posted By TomPaine⏩
Tell her the truth: if she looked like that or moved like that, she would get the same response from it.

In other words, tell her that she needs to try harder.
Let's take a vote.... Vote A or B

A. He just gave OP some sound advice.

B. Put OP on the fast track to a severe head injury.
In Hoots We Trust.
post 1683114743 05-21-2023, 11:16 AM
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I’d have just been like “sht my bad brah”
Originally Posted By Destor⏩
Tell her you were actually thinking about Jason Bateman
Lol
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post 1683114893 05-21-2023, 11:20 AM
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It amazes me that there are grown women who think that male biological programming alters in a relationship and men suddenly lose the ability to be attracted to fukable women.
post 1683114913 05-21-2023, 11:20 AM
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Originally Posted By badreligion⏩
Let's take a vote.... Vote A or B

A. He just gave OP some sound advice.

B. Put OP on the fast track to a severe head injury.
B lul

imagine tell a chick she needs to try harder and expecting her to take it well
Overthinking, overanalysing separates the body from the mind
post 1683117933 05-21-2023, 12:18 PM
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Originally Posted By mattb717⏩
Are you 13? Who gets hard, as an adult, without stimulation?
Get your test levels checked srs
Uncontrollable behavior with some psychopathic tendencies
post 1683118313 05-21-2023, 12:23 PM
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Should be able to get hard without stimulation but popping a boner @ random bobs on a screen is a bit much
post 1683118383 05-21-2023, 12:25 PM
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Originally Posted By Destor⏩
Should be able to get hard without stimulation but popping a boner @ random bobs on a screen is a bit much
I haven’t seen tits other than my wife’s in like 3 months
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post 1683118413 05-21-2023, 12:26 PM
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i think she is right tbh

your reptilian brain is not faithfull
Everything I post is trash.
post 1683119263 05-21-2023, 12:41 PM
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Originally Posted By MyBaddBrah⏩
I haven’t seen tits other than my wife’s in like 3 months
This needs to be communicated to her brah, honesty is the best policy
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