“Lord God we just humbly ask that you wouldst love on us and to whom we pray thee just that thee wouldst shower us with thine holy of nectars Father amen”

“We harken unto thine Heavenly Father God and Jesus Christ the Lord with the Holy Spirit and just hasten ourselves into thine grace and ask ye shouldst penetrate us with thine mighty rod”

“We just pray that little Skyler’s heavenly soul although only 1 year old is gathered up into the bosoms of the Lord God despite the Leukemia that struck him down so young from the barbs of Satan and the enemy demons, and we just rebuke them in thinest holy of names”

Like holy fuk ye olde fukin twats, talk normally you aren’t Shakespeare motherfuker

Please discuss

Some of them are very ritualistic and legalistic like that. It's kind of a neuroticism if you ask me and all that does nothing for their relationship with God.

God answers your prayers only if you speak to him like a 16th century Englishman. Everybody knows this.

It's a good question OP, in for answers.

Seems narcissistic to me, like showing off, do they pray like that in their own heads too?

My therapist says I have a god complex...


How dare she say that unto me!