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post 1684722823 06-16-2023, 07:53 AM
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people who sleep on their stomach and side are psychopaths/beta

stomach sleepers:

brb have to awkwardly position one arm pointing down and one pointing up
brb face turned sharply to one direction so you dont suffocate (giving you neck pain)
brb weight of your body pressing against your penor and balls

side sleeper:

brb mimicking the fetal position (beta AF)
brb awkward positioning of arms (one arm either falls asleep or have to do some weird arm extend position)
brb face and mouth smashed into pillow / mouth makes some drooling smashed up posture
brb balls are scissored in between your juicy glutes
brb looking like you are ready to take a penor in your ass

just lol at "men" who sleep like this






back sleeping is goat srs. i dont respect men that sleep any other way (srs)
post 1684723053 06-16-2023, 07:56 AM
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Side sleep crew
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post 1684723093 06-16-2023, 07:57 AM
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Side and back crew

Side helps with the sciatica pain I suffer through on the daily
post 1684723123 06-16-2023, 07:57 AM
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Originally Posted By freeburn
Side and back crew

Side helps with the sciatica pain I suffer through on the daily
Spinal stenosis crew
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post 1684723183 06-16-2023, 07:58 AM
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I sleep on my stomach with both hands under my head. What are you on OP?
post 1684723263 06-16-2023, 08:00 AM
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Sleep facing the south on your back for maximum gains.
post 1684723393 06-16-2023, 08:01 AM
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OK well if I sleep on my back I get sleep paralysis every tim so f*ck you
post 1684723463 06-16-2023, 08:02 AM
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Originally Posted By cobhc
Side sleep crew
on what planet is putting your arms like this comfortable

literally a sign of psychopathy in my opinion

post 1684723603 06-16-2023, 08:05 AM
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Came face to face with a sleepwalker when I slept on my back, never again
post 1684723613 06-16-2023, 08:05 AM
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Imagine being such an insecure b*tch that you care about how other people sleep.
post 1684723673 06-16-2023, 08:06 AM
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Good luck with your sleep paralysis goals this summer. No thx Jeffery
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post 1684723783 06-16-2023, 08:07 AM
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Originally Posted By Schnitzl
Came face to face with a sleepwalker when I slept on my back, never again
My ex roommate used to wake up screaming like a bitch. The stories he would describe freaked me the fuk out. It all went away when he stopped sleeping on his back.
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post 1684723793 06-16-2023, 08:08 AM
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OP clearly bitter about all the men that roll over in bed and don't snuggle him after pounding his ass
post 1684723813 06-16-2023, 08:08 AM
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Not getting sleep paralysis & choking on mucus by sleeping on my side, which happened when I slept on my back.
post 1684723893 06-16-2023, 08:09 AM
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Originally Posted By kengriffeyjr24
on what planet is putting your arms like this comfortable

literally a sign of psychopathy in my opinion

I don't.

I bend my knees and make a swastika with my body and put one arm under the pillow.

Act like that's not alpha.
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post 1684723913 06-16-2023, 08:09 AM
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OP just wants to rub tummy sticks.
post 1684723973 06-16-2023, 08:10 AM
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These threads make it seem like you are desperately looking for any way to view yourself in a positive light in comparison to others
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I do not neg other posters. If I would deem your post a poor one, you have already punished yourself by writing it.
post 1684724113 06-16-2023, 08:12 AM
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people who sleep on their backs are deceased
Subscribe for extra premium content (no noodz sorry guys)
post 1684724133 06-16-2023, 08:12 AM
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Originally Posted By Procta
people who sleep on their backs are deceased
br00tal
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post 1684724163 06-16-2023, 08:13 AM
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stupid **** thread easy neg.
post 1684724423 06-16-2023, 08:16 AM
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just LMAO if u dont sleep on an inversion table upside down
Awesome pics. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation.
post 1684724513 06-16-2023, 08:18 AM
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imagine not doing no pillow for the 300% test boost. fkn lmao
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post 1684724753 06-16-2023, 08:22 AM
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imagine being so fat and out of shape you get sleep paralysis from sleeping on your back
post 1684724773 06-16-2023, 08:22 AM
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JFL @ not sleeping on your side with your lady friend in little spoon position so that your penor can tap tap tap on that joocy azz getting her all hot and bothered feeling it pressing against her until she jumps your bone.
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post 1684724933 06-16-2023, 08:24 AM
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Originally Posted By adamsz
just LMAO if u dont sleep on an inversion table upside down
Is that like a milking table?

post 1684724973 06-16-2023, 08:26 AM
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Originally Posted By kengriffeyjr24
imagine being so fat and out of shape you get sleep paralysis from sleeping on your back
Has nothing to do with weight-skinny people get this all over the world.
post 1684725113 06-16-2023, 08:30 AM
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Any sleep doctor will tell you to sleep on your side to SleepMAXX

Back Sleeping = Very hard snoring apnea. Waking up feeling like death.
post 1684725613 06-16-2023, 08:40 AM
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Sleep on my back so my sleep paralysis demon can sit on my face crew.
post 1684725703 06-16-2023, 08:41 AM
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Tradie OP jealous because he can only sleep in one position because of his back pain lmao.
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post 1684725933 06-16-2023, 08:43 AM
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Never had sleep paralysis crew
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