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post 1684786183 06-17-2023, 12:49 PM
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Anyone shoot poop backwards?

Every time I crap I shoot poop all behind the seat somehow. I can’t even figure out how this is possible. I thought my seat was rusty but it’s poop!! It literally gets on the bottom of the toilet seat. How is that possible?
post 1684786263 06-17-2023, 12:50 PM
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the mandela effect.
post 1684786343 06-17-2023, 12:51 PM
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It happens when you get bottomed out too much

You need to not fuk with curved dicks unless you get fukd missionary
post 1684787563 06-17-2023, 01:14 PM
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Originally Posted By Shysty021
It happens when you get bottomed out too much

You need to not fuk with curved dicks unless you get fukd missionary
No ****ing of any kind has been happening for me bro
post 1684787843 06-17-2023, 01:20 PM
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30 grams of fiber in your diet, 1-200 mg of caffeine, and working abs.

this should solve the issue
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post 1684788983 06-17-2023, 01:52 PM
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Happens every now and again.

I look and think 'how the fook did it get up there, it's not even physically possible'.
post 1684789153 06-17-2023, 01:58 PM
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Splashing causes that

Try not having explosive diarrhea
See Shakebrah's sig
post 1684789643 06-17-2023, 02:12 PM
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OP has big is your a$$hole that sh!t goes up but not down inside the toilet? (Ded fkn Srs)
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