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post 1684893903 06-19-2023, 10:19 AM
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if you jump out of an airplane and landed in the ocean...

but threw a hammer or a large rock/ pipe bomb would you survive. serious.

technically it would disrupt the surface tension so it would act like a liquid


I see videos of olympians diving and they live
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post 1691024393 10-02-2023, 02:50 PM
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post 1691024423 10-02-2023, 02:51 PM
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LOL


OP can't be srs.
post 1691024503 10-02-2023, 02:54 PM
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Just tried to get through airport security with a rock, hammer, and a pipebomb, currently posting from a burner phone in the airport lockup.
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post 1691030473 10-02-2023, 05:08 PM
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Why not? I once survived a nuke by jumping over the shockwave.
post 1691030533 10-02-2023, 05:10 PM
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Originally Posted By Voidgaze⏩
Why not? I once survived a nuke by jumping over the shockwave.
I can believe that srs. I actually managed to survive a nuke myself, I did a round house kick in the air and produced so much wind that it made the shockwave go around me.
post 1691030673 10-02-2023, 05:13 PM
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Originally Posted By SirFapsAIot⏩
I can believe that srs. I actually managed to survive a nuke myself, I did a round house kick in the air and produced so much wind that it made the shockwave go around me.
Alpha as fuk, srs.
post 1691030763 10-02-2023, 05:15 PM
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Not an expert but I believe the "throw an object under you" thing was debunked, it won't help at a certain height much less than a plane. You can't survive this.
post 1691030863 10-02-2023, 05:18 PM
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Why not use a net?

post 1691030883 10-02-2023, 05:18 PM
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No, what you need to do is blow up an inflatable kiddie lift raft with your lips mid air after jumping out of the airplane. But right before hitting the ocean slide into the seat a second before impact.

No one ended up doing this after jumping off the Titanic, and many of them died on impact when hitting the water.

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post 1691030973 10-02-2023, 05:20 PM
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Originally Posted By Voidgaze⏩
Alpha as fuk, srs.
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post 1691031403 10-02-2023, 05:32 PM
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Just change your trajectory and go into orbit until someone can bring you a chute.
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Originally Posted By Voidgaze⏩
Why not? I once survived a nuke by jumping over the shockwave.
Originally Posted By SirFapsAIot⏩
I can believe that srs. I actually managed to survive a nuke myself, I did a round house kick in the air and produced so much wind that it made the shockwave go around me.
Why risk it with these actions when you can just wrap your body completely in aluminum foil for safety?
post 1691031843 10-02-2023, 05:44 PM
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LMAO...that's just stupid

Easier to grow a pair of wings mid-fall than to carry a pipe bomb and a hammer with you.
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I miss OP's weird ass
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wouldn't your weight cause you to hit the hammer
post 1691038913 10-02-2023, 08:12 PM
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Fuk op
post 1691041123 10-02-2023, 09:13 PM
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Lol @ low energy miscers writing this off. It definitely can be done. I was surfing in Japan when the tsunami hit there in 2011. I quickly adapted to the situation and dived deep into the water and swam under the incoming waves one by one. While everyone around me was panicking I was home by afternoon eating my post-workout
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physics 101 two objects fall at the same rate regardless of mass so unless you threw that hammer with the might of thor it aint happenin
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post 1691050253 10-03-2023, 04:27 AM
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Originally Posted By bfdehewdbyywhn⏩
but threw a hammer or a large rock/ pipe bomb would you survive. serious.

technically it would disrupt the surface tension so it would act like a liquid


I see videos of olympians diving and they live
Would need to know probability and statistics to rectify this
post 1691050263 10-03-2023, 04:28 AM
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Originally Posted By MnB91⏩
physics 101 two objects fall at the same rate regardless of mass so unless you threw that hammer with the might of thor it aint happenin
Also this, now attach a rocket booster to the rock and thrust in air
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Originally Posted By Voidgaze⏩
Why not? I once survived a nuke by jumping over the shockwave.
Originally Posted By SirFapsAIot⏩
I can believe that srs. I actually managed to survive a nuke myself, I did a round house kick in the air and produced so much wind that it made the shockwave go around me.
Originally Posted By TryingMen⏩
Why risk it with these actions when you can just wrap your body completely in aluminum foil for safety?
or just hop inside a refrigerator
post 1691050663 10-03-2023, 04:56 AM
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personally i'd divebomb the plane into the ocean itself to disrupt the surface tension
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Just dip your pinkie in right as you enter the water to break the surface tension
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Strong "pipe bomb" tossed in there.

But the answer is, of course, yes! Why do you think freestyle skiers practicing in summer pump air bubbles into their landing pool? OP clearly next level genius.

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